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#11752 Nov 28 2011 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
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I'll try not to ignore you Pigtails but between her and the cat I'm going to be very busy. Smiley: tongue

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That's pretty awesome, Æth.

About time, too! Smiley: tongue
And that while I've only known her for about 3 weeks now. It kinda feels like we're rushing a bit but on the other hand it feels good like this and my cat approves of her.

edit: and I know you probably meant about time for finding someone but ***** you too and stuff!

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#11753 Nov 28 2011 at 5:55 PM Rating: Good
It's cool, I'm going to be busy here myself soon trying to find work back in my hometown.
#11754 Nov 28 2011 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
It's cool, I'm going to be busy here myself soon trying to find work back in my hometown.
You know I'm just kidding right? Flirting with you is too much fun. And aside from that I like talking to you as well.







Soooooo. Wanna shag?
#11755 Nov 28 2011 at 6:26 PM Rating: Good
Oh, I didn't realize that. =x contextual text and all that.

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Soooooo. Wanna shag?


You know it. Smiley: wink2
#11756 Nov 28 2011 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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DAAAAAAAAAAAYUUM I'm good at this flirtin' business.
#11757 Nov 28 2011 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
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This is fascinating.

"10. A lifespan is a billion heartbeats. Complex organisms die. Sad though it is in individual cases, it’s a necessary part of the bigger picture; life pushes out the old to make way for the new. Remarkably, there exist simple scaling laws relating animal metabolism to body mass. Larger animals live longer; but they also metabolize slower, as manifested in slower heart rates. These effects cancel out, so that animals from shrews to blue whales have lifespans with just about equal number of heartbeats — about one and a half billion, if you simply must be precise. In that very real sense, all animal species experience “the same amount of time.” At least, until we master #9 and become immortal. (Amazing talk by Geoffrey West.)"
#11758 Nov 29 2011 at 5:33 AM Rating: Good
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You've got a girlfriend, or what, Aeth?

Personally, I don't like the girlfriend thing that much. It impedes my drinking. Unless she's the type who brings beer and sandwiches (you know, a real woman).

Those are pretty rare, though.
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#11759 Nov 29 2011 at 6:50 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
You've got a girlfriend, or what, Aeth?

Personally, I don't like the girlfriend thing that much. It impedes my drinking. Unless she's the type who brings beer and sandwiches (you know, a real woman).

Those are pretty rare, though.
Not exactly a girlfriend but close enough.
#11760 Nov 29 2011 at 7:02 AM Rating: Good
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Soooo... sex without the nagging? Smiley: thumbsup

Also, this old thread is hilariously disgusting. If half those comments are actually honest, I'm done shaking hands with people. Permanently done.

Scrunching... seriously, how does it work?
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#11761 Nov 29 2011 at 7:17 AM Rating: Excellent
Why are you reading a discussion on how to best wipe your ***?
#11762 Nov 29 2011 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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Long story, but it started with looking up a movie on Wikipedia.
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#11763 Nov 29 2011 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Soooo... sex without the nagging? Smiley: thumbsup
Dom/sub relationship. So friendship, sex and whips, canes and more things that'll give diglett nightmares if I elaborate. Not a relationship but more than friends with benefits.

I'm actually kind of curious what your opinions/thoughts on BDSM are. (anything from just tying up/being tied up by your SO to the much more extreme stuff)


Edit: yeah, I cba to be all secretive about it.

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#11764 Nov 29 2011 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
Just checked out her pics too, and she's cute! I'm jealous of her corset collection. =x

Based on what I know of you and your likes... I definitely see the appeal lol.
#11765 Nov 29 2011 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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Not sure how I'd feel about tying someone up, but being tied up myself is a big no. I have issues with complete physical vulnerability. Not being able to block a blow or escape if need be makes me panic.

It's not limited to pain either. When I was younger, my dad and I would fight for fun and he'd eventually lock my arms behind my back and tickle me on end. Almost tore my right arm out of its socket once because he kept it up for just a bit too long.

I know there are safewords and other precautions involved in those activities you describe, but I wouldn't feel safe. While I might be calmed enough to not chew off my own arm to get out, I'd definitely not be aroused by it. Which would defeat the purpose of the game, right?
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#11766 Nov 29 2011 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Not sure how I'd feel about tying someone up, but being tied up myself is a big no. I have issues with complete physical vulnerability. Not being able to block a blow or escape if need be makes me panic.

It's not limited to pain either. When I was younger, my dad and I would fight for fun and he'd eventually lock my arms behind my back and tickle me on end. Almost tore my right arm out of its socket once because he kept it up for just a bit too long.

I know there are safewords and other precautions involved in those activities you describe, but I wouldn't feel safe. While I might be calmed enough to not chew off my own arm to get out, I'd definitely not be aroused by it. Which would defeat the purpose of the game, right?
It's kind of the point that you're not blocking or escaping the blows Smiley: tongue Although you don't have to be tied up for that, of course.
But just imagine what it'd be like to have a girl tied to your bed, completely helpless while you can do anything you want to her.

#11767 Nov 29 2011 at 10:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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What if I want dinner? Smiley: frown
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#11768 Nov 29 2011 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
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Chain around her ankle and attached to something in the Kitchen. Duh.
#11769 Nov 29 2011 at 10:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sounds like fun. I'm in. Smiley: grin
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#11770 Nov 29 2011 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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You can even hit her if she's not working hard enough.
And as a bonus, it'll turn her on!
#11771 Nov 29 2011 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
But just imagine what it'd be like to have a girl tied to your bed, completely helpless while you can do anything you want to her.


Meh, I find BDSM mildly confusing. The whole 'give me pleasure by denying me pleasure by giving me pleasure' paradox does not work well with beer.

And yes, I'd need lots of beer if I were to let anyone tie me to a bed.
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#11772 Nov 29 2011 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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When done right, pain = pleasure.
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Whoa, wait a minute. Force? Whipping? That's supposed to be FUN??

It is fun, if that's your sort of thing. The experience of being flogged is nothing like what you imagine it would be like. For the most part, it's more stimulating than painful. Ditto for the experience of acting out, say, a resistance-play fantasy.

Quite honestly, there was a time when I drew the line at the whipping thing. I was absolutely certain I'd never, ever, under any circumstances, allow someone to flog me. Not me, no sir.

But then I tried it (long story), and it was absolutely nothing like what I though it'd be like.

Ever have a really deep massage? The kind that hurts, but still feels good? Same thing, only more so.

Besides, when you're sexually aroused, all kind of stimulation can be fun. Ever had a lover who left gouges in your back during sex? Or one who bites? It's very passionate and intense. If you're in the right frame of mind, even a flogging that leaves welts isn't really painful, precisely--not like stubbing your toe, or running into the edge of the bathroom wall at two o'clock in the morning because you didn't turn the light on. It's more like the lover who claws your back when she gets off thing. But hey, if it's not for you, don't do it.
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#11774 Nov 29 2011 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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I understand that pain and pleasure can transition into each other, but I doubt it'll ever be my thing. I draw my line right past ear nibbling.
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#11775 Nov 29 2011 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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No biting and scratching? Smiley: frown
#11776 Nov 29 2011 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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MORE BLOOD, AMIRITE?!

**** yeah!

By the way, I need less coffee in the evenings! WOOH!
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