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#1 Apr 29 2004 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
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I like them both, but my fav is puppies. Wiggly, squirmy, happy, and playful puppies. What do you think?

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#2 Apr 29 2004 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
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AND BUNNIES
BUTE
FLUFFY
OGLIE
GOOGLY
SQUISHY
SALTY
BUNNIES!!

<- Why choose?
#3 Apr 29 2004 at 11:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I like puppies
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#4 Apr 29 2004 at 11:13 PM Rating: Decent
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I like onions.

But not on steak.
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#5 Apr 29 2004 at 11:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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The scars on my hands attest to my love of kittens and cats.
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#6 Apr 30 2004 at 4:55 AM Rating: Good
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Kittens, puppies take too much training.
#7 Apr 30 2004 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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Puppies are cute until they grow older and start to lick themselves. And eat ****.

Kittens are cute and even when they grow older and lick themselves, it isn't as disgusting because they do it in a dignified manner. Besides, what's better than getting an aloof spazzy kitty to settle down and purr contentently on your lap? And they don't eat ****.
#8 Apr 30 2004 at 8:25 AM Rating: Decent
yeah i like puupies till they get old and a pain in the ***

so i prefer kittens so when theyt get older there nice and sophisticated, i have 2 dogs and 1 cat, i like the cat better
#9 Apr 30 2004 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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I have a plant on my desk. Does that count?
#10 Apr 30 2004 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
yes it does alienone, yes it does ;)
#11 Apr 30 2004 at 9:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm rather partial to cute, cuddly snails!
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#12 Apr 30 2004 at 9:51 PM Rating: Good
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Snails are fun.... with some salt...

kitties are WAY better because they don't whine in the middle of the night... =/
#13 Apr 30 2004 at 9:56 PM Rating: Decent
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kitties are WAY better because they don't whine in the middle of the night

They do when you forget to get them fixed and they go into heat.
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#14 Apr 30 2004 at 9:59 PM Rating: Good
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Ewie... and they spray everywhere...

Remember to Spay or Neuter your pet folks!

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#15 Apr 30 2004 at 10:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Nah not females. They just cry a great deal and try to ur..back into your foot quite a bit.
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#16 Apr 30 2004 at 10:38 PM Rating: Good
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::grins:: I take it your kitty ... er... has abused you before?
#17 Apr 30 2004 at 10:47 PM Rating: Decent
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She tries to. But I'm too quick for her! I tell her she needs to at least buy me dinner first.
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#18 Apr 30 2004 at 10:51 PM Rating: Good
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lmao... I'd be happy with flowers and candy... but hey, what can I say? I'm easy...
#19 Apr 30 2004 at 10:53 PM Rating: Decent
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How about Smiley: flowers and Smiley: boozing instead?
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#20 Apr 30 2004 at 10:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Why bother with the flowers then?
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#21 Apr 30 2004 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
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'cause they make it easier to get in the door. Smiley: lol
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#22 Apr 30 2004 at 10:59 PM Rating: Good
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You bring flowers and beer, eh? Anytime baby, anytime.
#23 May 01 2004 at 7:17 AM Rating: Decent
for cuddling i prefer kittnes -- for eating tho, dogs win out over cats anyday
#25 May 01 2004 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
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The most amusing part about this thread is that Totem originaly posted it from a beastiality standpoint.
#26 May 01 2004 at 10:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I prefer kitten and cats, they can be toilet trained.
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