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Come on guys... there's bound to be a hater for every type of person, people like Deathfromtheskies here are to be expected.

However, you know yourself what DDR actually is. He takes a glance at it, and then writes a book about how it sucks. You know that it doesn't. You know that DDR actually improves physical health while providing entertainment for you and the crowd watching you. Whether or not the crowd is cheering or jeering you, you know that on some level they're impressed that you at least have the ability to play. (I've never had people actually jeer me or call me names, in my experience... the worst I got was, "Whoa, dude, you're crazy...")

Death here is a punk-@$$ b*tch. Arguing his superiority over you in a forum of completely anonymous people... which is sad actually, I think. For all you know he's a 400-lb has-been that spends his time ******* off to angry responses to his posts.

Regardless, let not his empty hate-shelled posts affect you too much.

It's a shame, really. Until this guy shows up we were all having a nice discussion about something we all like.

Wow. I found something worse than calling someone a FFXI Moran. A DDR Loser. Cool.

Romulox, you idiot.




It doesn't take more than a glance to know that it sucks. There are not deep underlying layers of DDR, ones that must be pondered for hours so that one might fully comprehend the depths of DDR. Give me a break, you loser.



LOL!! You are delusional, please seek professional help.




Yea, and?




Don't feel bad, you aren't the first and you won't be the last. I feel that it is my responsibility to let gay losers like yourselves know the truth about who you really are. You should thank me.

I know you thought that your post was going to be terribly clever, Romulox. I know you smiled to yourself when you clicked the "Post Message" button, thinking that you were the coolest guy in the world, and that you had just won a victory for DDR pansies worldwide. I'm sorry that it didn't work out the way you had hoped, but I invite to try again and again until you get it right, because I will be right here, making you look like a fool at every turn.

Do you like riddles, Romulox? I have one for you. What's worse - a DDR loser, or the defender of the DDR loser? What happens if you are both, like you so obviously are? Hmmmm.....

For the record:

Death is a ******.

DDR is kinda ghey.

FTFY.

Sorry pickle, I guess I let the dog and cat out of the bag....

Edited, Wed Jul 14 15:47:31 2004 by Deathfromtheskies

Heh, been a while since my Arcade Sold DDR so I haven't played it in a while.


My Favorite songs were Dynamite Rave, Dam Damiram, and Hero, all on Maniac setting. I know I looked like an idiot scrambling to pass those stupid songs but it was so much fun I didn't care, lol.

Lol, there was almost always 1-2 people laying on the floor against the machine very close to passing out. Eventually they got a giant fan for us. As for me when I finished I just felt like my legs were about to fall off.

Dear Deathfromtheskies:



I fear that by your repeated posts here you are becoming attracted to and entrenched in the insidious homosexual agenda. DDR is truly a part of this, seeing as one prances around on pink arrows and whatnot. The only way to purge your inner homosexual (which does not exist, except in your mind, and only metaphorically right now) is to do what I did when I first realized the same thing: take up the craft. Although it's still a theory in progress, you must play songs that have a 'heart' in their title, for truly their evil can be forever expunged by showing them the real symbol of love. Since these hearts are red and not pink, perhaps their warped minds can fix themselves as red hearts of love overwrite all of their other nasty, impure thoughts.

Furthermore, you must play naught but these kinds of "love/heart" songs so you can drive the point home through forced repetition that these [url=www.ddrfreak.com]DDRFreaks[/url] - that's another problem, 'freak' is probably a homosexual codeword for something, but I try not to think about it due to its presumed evilness - should embrace their inner manly heterosexual so that they can function correctly in society. John Ashcroft doesn't dance, and by golly he's the best Attorney General we've had since Ed Mees!

I pray for success on your ability to convert the wicked and look forward to your reports from the field.

Yours in Christ,
PFC Zoelef, Patriot

(Apologies to [url=patriotboy.blogspot.com]The General[/url] for plagiarism of style)

Sounds like death doesn't have anything better to do than work, and ***** about what he can't do. And i havent sat for an hours at an arcade myself. I have PS2 and a hard mat at home, nothing better as a work out. Anybody that uses "You are so gay" as an insult anymore has either had thier redneck head up their *** for the past ten years, or has the mentality of a 12 year old raised by pigf*ckers. Long live DDR.

Eh, DDR is DDR.


Another game out of millions. Just so happens this one requires you to have extreme coordination to actually win.

And you get the fringe benefit of looking like a moron while you're at it.

Or you'll hear "Sheesh, that guy has way too much free time on his hands"


In the end, it's like those arcade games that you have to shoot things with a peripheral gun like House of the Dead, or Time Crisis. Or some of the stranger racing simulators.

Even that game Police 911 where you have to duck and whatnot to avoid enemy fire.

All of them make you look as off as a 9 dollar bil when you really look at yourself doing it. But, you're having fun. All that matters.

Some people beat off for fun. Some people drive cars rediculously fast. Some like to stab themselves in their thigh with a KFC Spork. As long as you get your kicks from it, go for broke.

How did you know!?!?



Actually... there's actually quite a scarce number of people who play DDR with fat @$$es...

Deathfromtheskies... Just curious...

How would you insult an openly gay and depressed person, who didn't mind being gay or sad?

Let's have some fun, shall we?



Meh... shouldn't there be some sort of wit tied to a riddle?... You know... something mildly thought-provoking? Anyway, my answer to the riddle is,

"Hmmm... wait a moment, you use the term 'worse' as if it is initially a bad thing to be. Yet I'm sure you know as well as I that what's good and what's bad is subjective to the person judging it. That said, I think that being good at DDR is a good thing... how can being good at ANYTHING by itself be a bad thing? Therefore, being both a DDR player and defender of a DDR player makes me feel pretty good about myself ^_^.

*note* I translated the term to 'DDR player' from 'DDR loser' for those that don't know how to speak **********