Well, with so many choice like "Knights of the Round Table" and "Every Sperm is Sacred", which song do you think is the funniest? There are just so many, it is hard to choose, so I hope your brains boil with frustration while choosing :P My personal vote is for well.... it was a difficult desission... I gotta say... "Every Sperm is Sacred!"
"There are Jews in the world.
There are Buhdist,
And those who follow Mohammed, but...
I've never been one of them beeeccauseeee.
I'm a Roman Chatholic!
An' 'ave been since before I was born.
An' theres one thing they say ab't Chatholics!
They'll take you as soon as your warm!
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on,
Your Chatholic the minute you came, beeccauseee
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good!
If a sperm is wasted, God get's quite irate.
(children)
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.
If a sperm is wasted, God get's quite irate.
(Little girl)
Let the heathan spill their, on the dusty ground!
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found!
(Children)
Every sperm is sacred! Every Sperm is good!
Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood!
(Mother)
Hindu, Taoist, Mormons, spill theirs just anywhere!
God loves those who treat their, ***** with more care!"
And there is still plenty more after that!