Well, with so many choice like "Knights of the Round Table" and "Every Sperm is Sacred", which song do you think is the funniest? There are just so many, it is hard to choose, so I hope your brains boil with frustration while choosing :P My personal vote is for well.... it was a difficult desission... I gotta say... "Every Sperm is Sacred!"
"There are Jews in the world.
There are Buhdist,
And those who follow Mohammed, but...
I've never been one of them beeeccauseeee.
I'm a Roman Chatholic!
An' 'ave been since before I was born.
An' theres one thing they say ab't Chatholics!
They'll take you as soon as your warm!
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on,
Your Chatholic the minute you came, beeccauseee
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good!
If a sperm is wasted, God get's quite irate.
(children)
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.
If a sperm is wasted, God get's quite irate.
(Little girl)
Let the heathan spill their, on the dusty ground!
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found!
(Children)
Every sperm is sacred! Every Sperm is good!
Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood!
(Mother)
Hindu, Taoist, Mormons, spill theirs just anywhere!
God loves those who treat their, ***** with more care!"
And there is still plenty more after that!
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Thats got to be my favorite as well.
I couldn't pick one, so here's my top 5.
Philosophers' Drinking Song
Galaxy Song
I Bet They Won't Play This Song on the Radio
Money Song
Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong
Philosophers' Drinking Song
Galaxy Song
I Bet They Won't Play This Song on the Radio
Money Song
Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong
I'm a big fan of "I'm a Lumberjack", the looks on the mounties' faces later in the song are priceless.
BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Which movie was that one on? I don't recall seeing it.
Not from a movie, it's from their Flying Circus TV show it ran from 1969-1974 and is available on DVD (imdb has link to Amazon if you're interested)
On another note, here is a list of songs/lyrics from their movies/tv show LINK.
On another note, here is a list of songs/lyrics from their movies/tv show LINK.
Personally, I like 'Always look on the bright side of life' simply because they're singing it while hanging on crosses. That &*(& was funny!
I faithfully submit for your singing pleasure:
"Sit on my Face" from "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!
Lumberjack song is probably my second fave.
"Sit on my Face" from "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!
Lumberjack song is probably my second fave.
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Lumberjack song for me. great to sing drunk and confuse the **** out of people nearby.
Favourite Sketch has got to be Confuse a cat!
Favourite Sketch has got to be Confuse a cat!
The two songs that Robin's Minstrels sing in Holy Grail are also classics.
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O' brave Sir Robin
He was not the least bit scared to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be mashed into a pulp
or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his knee caps split and his body burned away
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--
And of course...
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away, O' brave Sir Robin
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O' brave Sir Robin
He was not the least bit scared to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be mashed into a pulp
or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his knee caps split and his body burned away
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--
And of course...
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away, O' brave Sir Robin
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
I actually got to meet the man that was a big part of the music Monty Python made. Met Neil Innes a few years ago. He is also wrote the music for the Rutles...has anyone seen that? Great movie!
I used the Lumberjack song to teach people languages in Eq. It was funny seeing the comments over time as the slowly became able to recognize what the words actually were.
But I agree, always look on the bright side of life is great...
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
the music fades into the song
...always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Come on!
other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle
But I agree, always look on the bright side of life is great...
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
the music fades into the song
...always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Come on!
other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle
Sit on my face would have to be my favourite, but second would half to be I Like Chinese.
Also the money song is funney.
Edited, Sat Aug 14 08:01:12 2004 by dirges
Also the money song is funney.
Edited, Sat Aug 14 08:01:12 2004 by dirges
we're knights of the round table, our shows, are for-mid-able
you know the rest
you know the rest
Another great one!
**CAUTION, INAPPRORIATE FOR YOUNGER READERS**
Heres a little number I tossed up resently in the Caribbean..
Isn't it awfully nice to have *****.
Isn't it frightly good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a ****.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick!
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas!
Hurray for you one eyed-trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your c***
You can rap it up in ribbons!
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they'll put you in the dock.
And you won't a'come back.
Oh thank you very much.
*CLAPPING*
Oh what a frightfully whitty song!
Terribly clever!
And how could I have forgotten...
Liver Donar Man: Alright... I'll tell you what. Listen to this!
The Galaxy Man:
Whenever life gets you down Miss Brown,
And things seem hard or tough.
And people seem stupid, obnoxious, or daft,
And you feel like you've had quite enouaghahough!
**CRASHES**
Just remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving!
Revolving at 900 miles an hour!
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second,
So it's reckonded,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me,
And all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day!
In an outer spiral arm,
at 40,000 miles an hours,
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself,
Contains a hundred billion starts.
It's a hundred thousand light years,
side to side.
It buldges in the middle,
16,000 light years thick,
But out by us,
It's just 3,000 light years wide.
We're 30,000 light years,
From galactic central point.
We go round every 200 million years.
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions!
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself,
Keeps on expanding and expanding.
In all of the directions it can wizz.
As fast as it can go,
The speed of light you know,
Twelve million miles a minute,
And thats the fastest speed there is!
So remember when your feeling very small and insecure,
How amazing unlikely is your birth!
And prey that there intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth!
**CAUTION, INAPPRORIATE FOR YOUNGER READERS**
Heres a little number I tossed up resently in the Caribbean..
Isn't it awfully nice to have *****.
Isn't it frightly good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a ****.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick!
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas!
Hurray for you one eyed-trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your c***
You can rap it up in ribbons!
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they'll put you in the dock.
And you won't a'come back.
Oh thank you very much.
*CLAPPING*
Oh what a frightfully whitty song!
Terribly clever!
And how could I have forgotten...
Liver Donar Man: Alright... I'll tell you what. Listen to this!
The Galaxy Man:
Whenever life gets you down Miss Brown,
And things seem hard or tough.
And people seem stupid, obnoxious, or daft,
And you feel like you've had quite enouaghahough!
**CRASHES**
Just remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving!
Revolving at 900 miles an hour!
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second,
So it's reckonded,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me,
And all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day!
In an outer spiral arm,
at 40,000 miles an hours,
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself,
Contains a hundred billion starts.
It's a hundred thousand light years,
side to side.
It buldges in the middle,
16,000 light years thick,
But out by us,
It's just 3,000 light years wide.
We're 30,000 light years,
From galactic central point.
We go round every 200 million years.
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions!
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself,
Keeps on expanding and expanding.
In all of the directions it can wizz.
As fast as it can go,
The speed of light you know,
Twelve million miles a minute,
And thats the fastest speed there is!
So remember when your feeling very small and insecure,
How amazing unlikely is your birth!
And prey that there intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth!
That reminded me of the men men men song.
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