Earily morning (around 2am) and a young man is brought into the ER, after hitting a guard rail at 80km/h, whilst riding his motorbike home from his pizza delivery job.
His right shin (tib/fib)are smashed into many pieces and the bones are protruding threw the front of his leg.... nasty stuff.
Doc: So have you been drinking tonight?
Bike guy: Nope, I've been at work tonight.
Doc: Have you taken anything else tonight? Any drugs?
Bike guy: No, no drugs...
(pause of a few seconds)
Bike guy: Yes I did take something... I took the bloody corner to fast.
Had everyone in the trauma room rolling on the floor laughing.