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"The women gymnasts, it's like child abuse. These girls are freaks. And the announcers say it and they don't think it's weird anymore. They're like, 'Uh, this next gymnast, she's eighteen years-old, she weighs thirty-four pounds, Bob. Very heavy, I don't see a medal happening."
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"I'm officially at the age where I see that commercial for that Craftmatic Adjustable Bed and go, 'Sweet! Are you kidding me? You mean I can sleep in the shape of a U?'"
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"I love black women, but I like white women too. That's why I can't hate white men. 'Cause we need them for breeding."
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"I played football at Boston College. It's a Catholic school. I had a nickname there: Jew."
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"I'm extra ghetto, if I do say so myself. I got two six-year-olds and they ain't twins."
And now one from me,
O man I love cookies, yea milk and cookies. I think they advertise it a little to much. I mean who are they targeting with this campaign. People oblivious to this drink. Just sitting in front of there T.V. "O yeah that would go good with a cookie."
And be sure to check out Last Comic Standing 3, im not advertising the show I just truly love it. Starts on NBC the monday right after the Olympics.