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#1 Aug 28 2004 at 12:01 AM Rating: Default
smash do u have a website cuz ur a cool poster ^^ very educational...i like it..beats school..cool
#2 Aug 28 2004 at 12:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Just say no, partner.
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#3 Aug 28 2004 at 12:15 AM Rating: Default
? I think you remember me from the Can't sleep Volume 1, and 2, heh you as well as some other posters helped me out on my insomnia ^^ so..i still have it and idk what to post..but doin just for hell of it just like that poster that you had a couple arguments with
#4 Aug 28 2004 at 1:56 AM Rating: Good
Smash went to harvard, did you have a 4.0?
#5 Aug 28 2004 at 1:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Smash went to harvard, did you have a 4.0?


Me? Nooo.

I graduated Magna *** as an undergrad, though, but most people do. Suma *** is the harder one which I was too lazy to shoot for.
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#6 Aug 28 2004 at 2:06 AM Rating: Good
What do you do now? Seems like you know alot about politics, but it also seems like you know alot about everything else that is posted here.
#7 Aug 28 2004 at 2:20 AM Rating: Decent
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I play poker mostly.
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#8 Aug 28 2004 at 2:56 AM Rating: Good
How do you make your money, or do you play professionally? Just a guess but your parents were rich and now you have it all. And dont give me one of those 5 word sentence posts that you always use. Explain yourself. Your probally wondering why I keep asking you follow up questions about this kind of stuff. I must have a crush, not on you but your ego.
#9 Aug 28 2004 at 3:23 AM Rating: Decent
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My parents are far from rich. (six words)


I must have a crush, not on you but your ego.


Me too. My ego is a sexy *****.
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#10 Aug 28 2004 at 7:06 AM Rating: Default
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Smash, don't you ever sleep? Or you a night owl like me?
#11 Aug 28 2004 at 10:35 AM Rating: Decent
move over guys! there's not enough room for my tongue down the back of his trousers!
#12 Aug 31 2004 at 4:32 AM Rating: Decent
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move over guys! there's not enough room for my tongue down the back of his trousers!

You have no idea how many times I've dreamed of hearing Britney Spears say that to Selma Hayek and Eliza Dushku.
#13 Aug 31 2004 at 5:07 AM Rating: Default
haha

classic!!!

#14 Aug 31 2004 at 4:03 PM Rating: Decent
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You have no idea how many times I've dreamed of hearing Britney Spears say that to Selma Hayek and Eliza Dushku.


damn
#15 Aug 31 2004 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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You have no idea how many times I've dreamed of hearing Britney Spears say that to Selma Hayek and Eliza Dushku.
In my dreams they can't speak with their mouths full
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#16 Aug 31 2004 at 6:12 PM Rating: Default
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In my dreams they can't speak with their mouths full


You have three members in your dreams?
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#17 Aug 31 2004 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
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You have three members in your dreams?



It's called triphallustisis
#18 Aug 31 2004 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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Smash wrote:
You have three members in your dreams?
Oh Smashy my sweet young boy. . . you're clearly constraining your dreams Smiley: wink

Who the hell constrains their fantasies with mere anatomical restrictions.

"Dream Large boy, Dream Large"

Find the source of that quote and there's a drink in it for you.


Edit: Damn this keyboard. Damn it to the pits of hell!

Edited, Tue Aug 31 19:22:27 2004 by Nobby
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#19 Aug 31 2004 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Is it that Nita Barrow poem?

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#20 Aug 31 2004 at 6:27 PM Rating: Good
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not even close.

Clue: Movie
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#21 Aug 31 2004 at 6:35 PM Rating: Default
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I give up then. I'm too lazy to Google it. Given your age and intrests I'd have to guess Triumph of the Will.
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