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#1 Oct 17 2007 at 6:30 AM Rating: Decent
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See thread title.

I'd probably take this out for a nice dinner.

Would marry and father children with.

Could not find any decent pictures of a can or two liter of orangette to PS onto a chinese food box, but I had that yesterday , and it was so good , I think I shall have it again today.

and speaking of drinks :

I drink this stuff straight out of the bottle , and sometimes mix with strong vodka with it as well.
EDIT : fail link is fail . POM juice.

What are some non-living things you guys show affection for ?


Edited, Oct 17th 2007 5:56pm by tarubstchef
#2 Oct 17 2007 at 6:33 AM Rating: Excellent
****** and buttplugs.


I mean, uh...

<quick, cover you fool!>

In before ****** and buttplugs.

<nice going, idiot.>

True story.
#3 Oct 17 2007 at 6:35 AM Rating: Default
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****** and buttplugs.

The already understood doesn't count
Also , can't post pictures of your favorite of those without getting bant.
#4 Oct 17 2007 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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A hooker.
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#5 Oct 17 2007 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
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Which is also my final form, so I'd be sexing myself.
#6 Oct 17 2007 at 6:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Which is also my final form, so I'd be sexing myself.


Wouldn't that be considered *************
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#7 Oct 17 2007 at 6:41 AM Rating: Good
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
[quote=His Excellency Soracloud]Which is also my final form, so I'd be sexing myself.


Wouldn't that be considered *********************

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#8 Oct 17 2007 at 6:44 AM Rating: Decent
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If I drink it , do you still feel it ?
#9 Oct 17 2007 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
tarubstchef wrote:
If I drink it , do you still feel it ?


Keep your *** comments away from my Stone.
#10 Oct 17 2007 at 6:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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tarubstchef wrote:
If I drink it , do you still feel it ?

You'll need to suck the foam out.
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#11 Oct 17 2007 at 6:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Soracloud wrote:
Keep your *** comments away from my Stone.


It's that good.
#12 Oct 17 2007 at 6:50 AM Rating: Good
tarubstchef wrote:

Soracloud wrote:
Keep your *** comments away from my Stone.


It's that good.


Stone takes Appletini, Mich Ultra drinkers like yourself and fist fucks them with a handful of magma.
#13 Oct 17 2007 at 6:59 AM Rating: Default
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Stone takes Appletini, Mich Ultra drinkers like yourself and fist ***** them with a handful of magma.


I don't drink either of those.
But now I have got to try stone.
#14 Oct 17 2007 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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#15 Oct 17 2007 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a simple girl. I would penetrate this purse, go down on this piece of jewelry and simply do this pair of shoes.
#17 Oct 17 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm a simple girl. I would penetrate this purse, go down on this piece of jewelry and simply do this pair of shoes.


The shoes I'd buy for you if we were close friends (As a partly gay man ,I respect a good pair of shoes), everything else is crazy.

Well, okay , the hope diamond is crazy to start with , but that $7500 handbag made me want to kill myself.
#18 Oct 17 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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simply do this pair of shoes.


As would I.

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 12:15pm by Soracloud
#19 Oct 17 2007 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
In the past I would have said Terry Schiavo or Christopher Reaves.

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#21 Oct 17 2007 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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In the past I would have said Terry Schiavo or Christopher Reaves.

Smiley: crymore


that reminds me.
best worst joke I ever heard, I heard from a fifth grader a few years ago.

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?"

......?

"Christopher Walken"


Inanimate objects eh?
http://www.worldblues.com/bbking/prairie/images/gibson.jpg
Of course it's only ******** if it was in B.Bs hands at one point.
#22 Oct 17 2007 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
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Tuesday wrote:
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?"

......?

"Christopher Walken"


Smiley: thumbsupSmiley: laugh
#23 Oct 17 2007 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
Does a picture of Tuesday count?
#24 Oct 17 2007 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Inanimate objects eh?
http://www.worldblues.com/bbking/prairie/images/gibson.jpg
Of course it's only @#%^able if it was in B.Bs hands at one point.


You're a huge Blues fan aren't you? This is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen you mention those types of musicians.
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#25 Oct 17 2007 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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Blacktuesday wrote:
Inanimate objects eh?
http://www.worldblues.com/bbking/prairie/images/gibson.jpg
Of course it's only @#%^able if it was in B.Bs hands at one point.


You're a huge Blues fan aren't you? This is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen you mention those types of musicians.


blues and jazz particularly yeah, with bluegrass following close behind.
#26 Oct 17 2007 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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Blacktuesday wrote:
blues
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Tuesday wrote:
jazz
Smiley: thumbsdown

Tuesday wrote:
bluegrass
Just... ew. Smiley: oyvey

Unless there's a banjo and I'm drinking that is. There's a possibility of some knee-slappin good times to be had if that's the case.

Otherwise, refer to the "Ew."
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