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#1 Oct 31 2007 at 5:06 AM Rating: Good
ITT we reveal exciting and completely useless information. I will start.

My cocoa just formed a ring at the top of the foam all by itself! There's a ring around the wall of the mug, then a ring of bare cocoa showing through, like magic... and then a circle of cocoa foam in the middle. There's about 3mm of clearance on this ring! As soon as I drink some, the magic foam ring will be disrupted and it will be gone forever. It's AMAZING AND COMPLETELY USELESS INFORMATION! EVEN TO ME, AND I'M THE ONE DRINKING IT!

#2 Oct 31 2007 at 5:09 AM Rating: Excellent
My dog just farted, and it stinks really bad.
#3 Oct 31 2007 at 5:09 AM Rating: Excellent
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
#4 Oct 31 2007 at 5:10 AM Rating: Decent
Um, so when you reach the bottom will you have "Super Powers"
#5 Oct 31 2007 at 5:10 AM Rating: Good
I have a blister on the back of my left heel.
#6 Oct 31 2007 at 5:11 AM Rating: Decent
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#7 Oct 31 2007 at 5:11 AM Rating: Default
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I just fell off my chair.
#8 Oct 31 2007 at 5:14 AM Rating: Good
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's possibly where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's," but for now the origin of the phrase is lost to history. I say this because I wouldn't promote some spurious folk etymology on this forum because I don't want Mindel to hit me with an aluminum softball bat.
#9 Oct 31 2007 at 5:16 AM Rating: Good
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I'm eating Sweet Tarts...
#10 Oct 31 2007 at 5:17 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's possibly where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's," but for now the origin of the phrase is lost to history. I say this because I wouldn't promote some spurious folk etymology on this forum because I don't want Mindel to hit me with an aluminum softball bat.


Smiley: frown

#11 Oct 31 2007 at 5:17 AM Rating: Good
Hummmm....




















(Belkira doesn't like having her cervix pounded on.)
#12 Oct 31 2007 at 5:18 AM Rating: Good
I caught a yeast infection from my dog.

It's on her belly, and she sleeps at my feet. Not as bad as it sounds. Currently she is taking internal antifungals and I am putting monistat 7 on my feet.
#13 Oct 31 2007 at 5:19 AM Rating: Excellent
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I caught a yeast infection from my dog.

It's on her belly, and she sleeps at my feet. Not as bad as it sounds. Currently she is taking internal antifungals and I am putting monistat 7 on my feet.


Thats the grossest thing I have ever heard....
#14 Oct 31 2007 at 5:20 AM Rating: Decent
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...ew
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#15 Oct 31 2007 at 5:25 AM Rating: Good
Soracloud wrote:
Thats the grossest thing I have ever heard....
x8

I only slept for about 5 hours last night, and I have to be at work in 10 min.
So I'm having trouble deciding what to do - My face is still dirty from work last night, I'm hungry, I'm really tired, and I gotta ****.

A man can only do so much in 10 min. Smiley: cry
#16 Oct 31 2007 at 5:25 AM Rating: Excellent
jklotros wrote:
Soracloud wrote:
Thats the grossest thing I have ever heard....
x8

I only slept for about 5 hours last night, and I have to be at work in 10 min.
So I'm having trouble deciding what to do - My face is still dirty from work last night, I'm hungry, I'm really tired, and I gotta ****.

A man can only do so much in 10 min. Smiley: cry


Easy.

**** at work. Its your duty as an American citizen.
#17 Oct 31 2007 at 5:26 AM Rating: Good
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I can't stop watching Driftwood's avatar.
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#18 Oct 31 2007 at 5:27 AM Rating: Good
Lady Tasera wrote:
I can't stop watching Daboder's Driftwood's avatar.
#19 Oct 31 2007 at 5:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I can't stop watching Driftwood's avatar.


Yeah....it does that...
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#20 Oct 31 2007 at 5:32 AM Rating: Decent
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When I puked last night, I totally missed the toilet the first time.
#21 Oct 31 2007 at 5:33 AM Rating: Decent
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I haven't puked since my 19th birthday.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#22 Oct 31 2007 at 5:35 AM Rating: Good
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I caught a yeast infection from my dog.

It's on her belly, and she sleeps at my feet. Not as bad as it sounds. Currently she is taking internal antifungals and I am putting monistat 7 on my feet.


Thats the grossest thing I have ever heard....
It only sounds gross. She has it on her belly, not her vag. And it only spreads to humans who are either babies, heavy allergenics, or problem alcoholics.

Guess which one made me succeptible.
#23 Oct 31 2007 at 5:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Lord Driftwood wrote:
I haven't puked since my 19th birthday.


I think I got a mild case of food poisoning. It has been a long time since I puked cuz of booze though.
#24 Oct 31 2007 at 5:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Worst I've gotten from food poisoning was a bit of nausea.


I have a super-powered immune system though...so I react differently to that stuff than others...
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#25 Oct 31 2007 at 5:42 AM Rating: Good
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I've never puked from booze. I get very nasty dizzy spells that would probably make me puke if I were silly enough to stand up while the world was spinning.
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#26 Oct 31 2007 at 6:22 AM Rating: Excellent
I was expecting exciting (if useless) information and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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