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#1 Nov 01 2007 at 6:16 AM Rating: Good
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I find this website full of hilariousness and including some chestnuts as:

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Elagabalus (218–222)
Despite stiff competition from the likes of Caligula, Elagabalus was without doubt the kinkiest Roman emperor of all. Coming to power aged only 14, the young Syrian profoundly shocked Roman opinion with his bizarre sexual antics. A confirmed phallus worshipper and active bisexual — who at one point ‘married’ a male slave who was encouraged to beat the emperor ‘as if he were his wife’ — Elagabalus was also a practising transvestite who regularly depilated his entire body and donned wigs to visit taverns and brothels by night, ‘driving out prostitutes and playing the prostitute himself.’


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Charles the Foolish

The king’s symptoms were startling. As well as his belief that he was made of glass — which led him to have thick iron rods inserted into all his clothes to reduce the risk of ‘shattering’ — Charles let himself grow so filthy that he became entirely infested with lice, at which point the despairing Isabeau embarked upon a lengthy series of affairs.


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With all the inbreeding and unfettered power, the world's rulers are full of craziness and vice. Thoughts about this article. Any to add yourselves?

This is funny too.

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10. Charles the Straightforward

Holy Roman Emperor 909-929. He was the son on Louis the Stammerer, so his subjects were probably just relieved to have a monarch they could finally understand.


I love Mike Dash. Smiley: lol

Edited, Nov 1st 2007 10:22am by Annabella
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#2 Nov 01 2007 at 6:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, one for Sora:

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Juana the Mad (1505–1510)
Portrait of Juana the Mad

Although this queen of the Spanish heartland of Castile had the good fortune to be married to the ravishing Philip the Handsome, and remained infatuated with her husband until his death in 1506, she thereafter succumbed to such incurable melancholy that by 1510 she had been declared unfit to govern. Alternating between prolonged bouts of depression and fits of frenzied lamentation, Juana spent the next 45 years imprisoned with her youngest daughter in the fortress of Tordesillas. The principal symptom of her madness was a stubborn refusal to be parted from her deceased husband, and for so long as she reigned she carried Philip’s rapidly decaying cadaver around with her, occasionally opening his coffin to caress and kiss the corpse’s rotting feet.


Now that's dedication.
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#3 Nov 01 2007 at 6:32 AM Rating: Good
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#4 Nov 01 2007 at 6:59 AM Rating: Good
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I'm surprised that he didn't have either of Spain's Don Carlos's in there. Don Carlos I and II were both nuts, and II was so inbred that he was physically deformed.
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#5 Nov 01 2007 at 7:17 AM Rating: Good
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Lady Tasera wrote:
I'm surprised that he didn't have either of Spain's Don Carlos's in there. Don Carlos I and II were both nuts, and II was so inbred that he was physically deformed.


Oh yeah and don't forget the Hapsburgs. It got pretty gnarly towards the end. Especially as everyone began having porphyria (which caused the Madness in King George and is still an issue among the royals. Princess Caroline's husband, the Prince of Hanover, may have it as well.) The purple urine created is pretty royal though.
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#6 Nov 01 2007 at 7:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Mustafa I (1617–1618, 1622–1623) wrote:
A rabid misogynist, the sultan’s punishment on this occasion was to be locked in a windowless room with only two naked female slaves for company.



Ahahah... that's cruel :p

Ivan IV the Terrible (1533–1584) wrote:
On one occasion, he issued an ordinance banning the eating of black pudding.


Bwahahahahahahah.

Edited, Nov 1st 2007 12:00pm by Deadgye
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deadgye wrote:
Ivan IV the Terrible (1533–1584) wrote:
On one occasion, he issued an ordinance banning the eating of black pudding.


Bwahahahahahahah.

Edited, Nov 1st 2007 12:00pm by Deadgye

I could see it, if you are an absolute ruler and some certain food dish disgusts you, why not. Death to creamed asparagus!
#8 Nov 01 2007 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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#9 Nov 01 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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deadgye wrote:
Ivan IV the Terrible (1533–1584) wrote:
On one occasion, he issued an ordinance banning the eating of black pudding.


Bwahahahahahahah.

Edited, Nov 1st 2007 12:00pm by Deadgye

I could see it, if you are an absolute ruler and some certain food dish disgusts you, why not. Death to creamed asparagus!



Trying to decide whether that's a whoosh or not. I think it is.

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