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#1 Nov 01 2007 at 9:26 AM Rating: Decent
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many animals were harmed in the making of this news story.


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#2 Nov 01 2007 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
And the really sad part about this is that someone paid for this research.
#3 Nov 01 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Feel free to woosh me here, but THIS IS FAKE RIGHT?
#4 Nov 01 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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#5 Nov 01 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
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HAHAHAHA I love the shank on the table.
#6 Nov 01 2007 at 9:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Lord Justdistaint wrote:
Feel free to woosh me here, but THIS IS FAKE RIGHT?



What makes you say that?
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#7 Nov 01 2007 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
Lord Justdistaint wrote:
Feel free to woosh me here, but THIS IS FAKE RIGHT?


Yes, it's the Onion, the internet leader in fake news.

My buddy got stabbed in the thigh once while we were camping, and he was squirting blood probably ten feet out of the wound. It was funny, because after I beat up the guy who stabbed him, my other buddy, who was really drunk, decided we needed to cauterize the wound. So he pulled a long, glowing red-hot log out of the fire and pressed it into the back of Sam's leg. It sizzled and Sam screamed. A couple hours later we were in the ER and the doctors were chastizing my friend who had the bright cauterization idea.

I got stabbed in the face that night, too.

Now share your stabbing stories with me.

Edited, Nov 1st 2007 10:40am by Barkingturtle
#8 Nov 01 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
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MYteddy wrote:
Lord Justdistaint wrote:
Feel free to woosh me here, but THIS IS FAKE RIGHT?



What makes you say that?


Yes, it's the onion. Fake news story is fake.
#9 Nov 01 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
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I stabbed myself in the foot learning to flick knives.
#10 Nov 01 2007 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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I once stabbed a retarded female grizzly bear, now I have a 6 year old and child support payments.
#11 Nov 01 2007 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
I once stabbed a retarded female grizzly bear, now I have a 6 year old and child support payments.

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Prince Kaain wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
I once stabbed a retarded female grizzly bear, now I have a 6 year old and child support payments.

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#13 Nov 01 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Decent
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MYteddy wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
I once stabbed a retarded female grizzly bear, now I have a 6 year old and child support payments.

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Also, I love this quote

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Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.
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