Lord Justdistaint wrote:
Feel free to woosh me here, but THIS IS FAKE RIGHT?
Yes, it's the Onion, the internet leader in fake news.
My buddy got stabbed in the thigh once while we were camping, and he was squirting blood probably ten feet out of the wound. It was funny, because after I beat up the guy who stabbed him, my other buddy, who was really drunk, decided we needed to cauterize the wound. So he pulled a long, glowing red-hot log out of the fire and pressed it into the back of Sam's leg. It sizzled and Sam screamed. A couple hours later we were in the ER and the doctors were chastizing my friend who had the bright cauterization idea.
I got stabbed in the face that night, too.
Now share your stabbing stories with me.
Edited, Nov 1st 2007 10:40am by Barkingturtle