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#1 Nov 02 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Halloween was a night to be remembered for me. How can I say this ? Because I am just getting to post this now, having just winded down the festivities (I was going to post earlier when cattattack ,HB(LJ), and some other person I can't remember were skype-ing me , but I got pulled away from my computer , more on that later.

It started out fun enough, Jessica and Jessica came over to my and Alex's apartment and we piled meager funding together to buy copious amounts of booze. We departed after a few phone calls just to get on the road, everyone dialing who they knew asking where a party was at.

First stop : Subway , we picked up some free food from a friend who was working late. Not worth mentioning normally, except there was one other guy there. He was a Greek man ,in his last year of getting a PhD who I had a nice chat with about bikes. I was walking at talking to him in the parking lot , and saw this sex machine in the parking lot. 06' ninja ZX14. He owned it. Poor guy doesn't know that just owning one of those wanted me to threesome him and the bike and the same time. Sorry to tangent my own story, but seriously : love that bike so hard. If only I had a spare 12 grand laying around.

Stop 2 (party1) : Some house party. Jello shooters, cheap beer, chips, pizza, and guitar hero 3 with people in costumes (I shamed them all whilst wearing a dress). Still a bit tame for what I figured the night had in store. I was correct , shortly after spanking Alex at Cherub Rock the two Jessicas said they had found a better party to hit up out in the middle of nowhere.

Stop tres : Crazy party in the middle of nowhere, barn burner. Live band , people in hand made costumes (the host was wearing foot high platforms shaped like hooves and he was in what I do think is the best satan costume I have ever seen). Most obnoxious costume award goes to drunk dude in a dracula cape with a strobe light taped to his crotch. He ran around yelling I AM STROBE COCK DRACULA. The house was also way in the Halloween spirit. Check out the bathroom The party was BYOB , but my main man Jesus had me covered. We left later in the night to go to a party with closer relations , rather than the middle of nowhere with drunken strangers.

Stop 4: House party in an apartment complex, much bigger than the first , filled to the brim with people I knew. Include to that list jordan , who had ditched me earlier, she scampered away within 10 minutes of my arrival. My friend dave was playing halo3 , and when I pondered why he was not in the fray of the party, he responded with he just got a projector but doesn't have halo3 to play on it. I sat and played a game with him and a guy named trevor...

Poldy, this next little tangent is for you: The other guy I was playing halo with is the reason that swat team was outside the grove and holding that city block on lock down. The story behind this is last weekend he got into a fight with someone , stabbed the guy, went to the motel 8 to wash the blood off of his hands , and robbed the motel 8 on the way out. He later hitch hiked to mexico , bleached his hair, and was back Wed night. I don't think he is connected with the murder of that elderly lady or that rape on campus that happened recently, but you never know , trevor is a crazy *******. So now you are ahead of the curve (at least ahead of the News reporters , the cops aren't giving out the info we gave them, so all of the news stories are like "someone named trevor involved in a rape or assault or something, I don't know, and the picture they put up is WAY out of date.

EDIT: link to the news story this morning : http://www.lcsun-news.com/news/ci_7352022

Anyways , I finish the game and offer to bring my 360 to his projector this weekend ,and james says he has extra controllers , so winner doing a round of shots halo3 on the big screen sounds like a solid saturday night. (also to poldy: saturday is also the medieval festival in town , go check it out)

Last stop : back to my place. Alex is charging straight for the bed , as he had a test in the morning. I play my cards right with asking to go retrieve my pants personally from jessica's place (I was in a dress), as it ended in rough drunken sex. she is 27 , so that makes her the second largest age gap for a woman I've slept with. No nitty-gritty details there , but If you care to see the mauling I was victim to over the past couple of days (my managers phrasing, I was at work yesterday and one tiny mark shows outside my uniform , so he wanted to see the rest , he said It looked like I got mauled by a bear) There is a picture I crappy webcammed this morning (I spent the night again last night, am currently posting with her cat in my lap while she is at work) that I tossed on my photobucket.

Yesterday I woke up late , got pulled away from skype for afternoon delight , and spent the rest of the day dying my hair blue and finishing left over booze from halloween and hanging with jessica , jessica , and the black haired jessica's twin sister kelly. We made tacos instead of ordering pizza that afternoon as well. It was fun.

So yes. I am back to the OOT, just thought I'd share my holiday, even if this is two days afterwards.

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 11:42am by tarubstchef
#2 Nov 02 2007 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
Not exactly my cup of tea, but a good story nevertheless.
#3 Nov 02 2007 at 9:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow, and all I did was work...


#4 Nov 02 2007 at 9:41 AM Rating: Decent
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meh.

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#5 Nov 02 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
Kids play video games at parties these days?

I didn't take much else away from your story, other than you know some hideous-looking women.

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 10:54am by Barkingturtle
#6 Nov 02 2007 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Kids play video games at parties these days?


Pretending to shoot someone or play guitar is all the rage while buzzed, apparently.

Small side non party note : I want rock band.
#7 Nov 02 2007 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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So which Jessica did you bone? Hope it was the first one.
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#9 Nov 02 2007 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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I played Gran Turismo 4 and yelled at little kids.


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#10 Nov 02 2007 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
2nd jessica is a beast. first jessica Smiley: thumbsup
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2nd jessica is a beast. first jessica Smiley: thumbsup


I'd fuck her.
#12 Nov 03 2007 at 8:26 PM Rating: Good
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Life is good.
#13 Nov 03 2007 at 8:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Who the hell is Alex?
#14 Nov 03 2007 at 9:21 PM Rating: Decent
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