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#27 Nov 02 2007 at 8:02 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Driftwood wrote:



When I figured out the truth though, I made a killing selling 4 full pill bottles of ritalin. $20 CDN/pill to idiot druggies at school. Easiest 4 grand I ever made.
Woah, you can sell them for that much?
#28 Nov 02 2007 at 8:03 PM Rating: Good
Lord Driftwood wrote:
When I figured out the truth though, I made a killing selling 4 full pill bottles of ritalin. $20 CDN/pill to idiot druggies at school. Easiest 4 grand I ever made.


See? Total misdiagnosis. You're not ADHD at all. You're just a pathological criminal. Smiley: disappointed
#29 Nov 02 2007 at 8:06 PM Rating: Decent
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sweetumssama wrote:
Woah, you can sell them for that much?

To thug glorifying twelve year olds? A pack of smarties can go for about half as much.
#30 Nov 02 2007 at 8:07 PM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
Woah, you can sell them for that much?

To thug glorifying twelve year olds? A pack of smarties can go for about half as much.
As long as their money works, I honestly don't care.
#31 Nov 02 2007 at 8:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Woah, you can sell them for that much?


Unfortunately not. The only reason I was able to sell them that expensive was because I was the only person selling at 3 high schools on my side of town, and demand was surprisingly high and dumbass drug addicts were willing to pay me as much as I asked for(one guy offered me $100 for 1 pill, I gave him 5 and took the $100 and I guess he spread the word to all his druggie friends, and they spread the word, and so on.

Unfortunately, I had to stop as this word of mouth advertising almost got me arrested so I stopped selling(at the time I was selling ritalin, T3s(more or less codeine), and weed).

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See? Total misdiagnosis. You're not ADHD at all. You're just a pathological criminal.


I'm not a pathological criminal, I saw an opportunity to rake in a lot of money and I took it. I'm a capitalist(sp?).
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#32 Nov 02 2007 at 8:11 PM Rating: Good
sweetumssama wrote:
Allegory wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
Woah, you can sell them for that much?

To thug glorifying twelve year olds? A pack of smarties can go for about half as much.
As long as their money works, I honestly don't care.


Your ****** is a renewable resource.Smiley: schooled

I'd call it a perpetual one, but God knows they can lose their effectiveness after awhile.
#33 Nov 02 2007 at 8:13 PM Rating: Decent
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Your ****** is a renewable resource.Smiley: schooled


Quite possibly the only thing you've ever said that made me actually LOL. Kudos to you.

#34 Nov 02 2007 at 8:15 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:



Your ****** is a renewable resource.Smiley: schooled

I'd call it a perpetual one, but God knows they can lose their effectiveness after awhile.
Unfortunately, BT, this is Texas, and the supply of prostitutes is so high that you can only fetch a bit more than minimum wage.

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 11:16pm by sweetumssama
#35 Nov 02 2007 at 8:17 PM Rating: Excellent
Texas sounds like heaven.


Edit:I would like to point out I refrained from making an Allegory joke here. Everyone please recognize it as a testament to my conformity. Or humanity. No, conformity.

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 9:18pm by Barkingturtle
#36 Nov 02 2007 at 8:17 PM Rating: Decent
sweetumssama wrote:
this is Texas, and the supply of prostitutes is so high...


How else does one expect our "guests" from south of the border to pay for their migration to LA?
#37 Nov 02 2007 at 8:22 PM Rating: Good
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:


How else does one expect our "guests" from south of the border to pay for their migration to LA?
If you buy the Prostitution + Lawn Work package, you get a 10% discount.

Also, BT, you'd probably be missing out on the Canadian weed you so adore.

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 11:24pm by sweetumssama
#38 Nov 02 2007 at 8:31 PM Rating: Good
sweetumssama wrote:

Also, BT, you'd probably be missing out on the Canadian weed you so adore.


Might be worth it to have someone mow my lawn, if you know what I mean.


What do I mean?

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 9:32pm by Barkingturtle
#39 Nov 02 2007 at 8:33 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:

Might be worth it to have someone mow my lawn, if you know what I mean.


What do I mean?
You're so different post-op. Smiley: frown
#40 Nov 02 2007 at 8:35 PM Rating: Good
sweetumssama wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:

Might be worth it to have someone mow my lawn, if you know what I mean.


What do I mean?
You're so different post-op. Smiley: frown


I'm sorry, did you say something?

I was daydreaiming about having my topiary trimmed.
#41 Nov 02 2007 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:


I'm sorry, did you say something?

I was daydreaiming about having my topiary trimmed.
We've lost you. At least the soul of the old BT can now see Brown Duck.
#42 Nov 02 2007 at 8:43 PM Rating: Good
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Brown Duck.


I'm going to have to ask you to stop being such a cold ***** now.

If you do not cease with the cruel attacks upon my beloved departed friend, I will be forced to call your mother.
#43 Nov 02 2007 at 8:49 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
Brown Duck.


I'm going to have to ask you to stop being such a cold ***** now.

If you do not cease with the cruel attacks upon my beloved departed friend, I will be forced to call your mother.
Please don't be stupid and impersonate a federal agent, namely one from the Leeds Church of Christ. Smiley: frown

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 11:57pm by sweetumssama
#44 Nov 02 2007 at 8:53 PM Rating: Good
sweetumssama wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
Brown Duck.


I'm going to have to ask you to stop being such a cold ***** now.

If you do not cease with the cruel attacks upon my beloved departed friend, I will be forced to call your mother.
Please don't be stupid and <edited to protect the youth of America>. Smiley: frown


You shouldn't have said that. My post was still ambiguous enough that someone might have mistaken it for a Hellboy reference, but now you've gone and made it clear we were joking about the Lubriderm incident.

You might want to edit your post before an admin sees it.[:nervous:]

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 10:05pm by Barkingturtle
#45 Nov 02 2007 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
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You shouldn't have said that. My post was still ambiguous enough that someone might have mistaken it for a Hellboy reference, but now you've gone and made it clear we were joking about the Lubriderm incident.
Wait, what? We had an incident?
#46 Nov 02 2007 at 8:55 PM Rating: Good
Oh now we are screwed.
#47 Nov 02 2007 at 8:56 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: confused.
#48 Nov 02 2007 at 8:57 PM Rating: Good
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Hellboy works for the FBI; I was asking you to not act like him. Gawd.

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 11:57pm by sweetumssama
#49 Nov 02 2007 at 11:25 PM Rating: Good
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
parents are to lazy to deal with it so they just stick em on drugs and call it good.


Everyone knows you have to give kids exercise, discipline, and affection. I'm gonna make my kids carry backpacks full of water bottles when I take them for walks so they can wear out faster.



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My third-grade teacher sent a note home with me telling my mother she suspected I was borderline retarded because I didn't write the way she wanted me to write. I read it to my mom at the kitchen table. Smiley: laugh

I've never been whisked back to school so fast in my life. Nor did I ever hear such language from my mother again.



Oddly enough, I have a somewhat similar story. My teacher threatened to fail me because "he's too stupid to write in cursive". My mom didn't curse at her or anything, but she spent a good hour trying to prove to the teacher logically that I couldn't be all that stupid if I had nearly perfect grades in the class. Though I missed the honor roll for the only time in elementary school due to an S- in handwriting. Smiley: frown
#50 Nov 03 2007 at 7:05 PM Rating: Good
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Edited, Nov 3rd 2007 11:07pm by StarryKnight
#51 Nov 03 2007 at 7:08 PM Rating: Decent
StarryKnight wrote:
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Edited, Nov 3rd 2007 11:07pm by StarryKnight


Can I get sage by posting .'s too? Or are you being tricksy?
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