...so I can say no, and you can leave me the **** alone.
I just went outside to have a smoke and some random conartist swaggers up and starts going into his "Car towed, impound lot won't let me access it, license and 200$ in the glovebox, blah blah blah" rigamarole.
I've started to take the stance where when someone who is obviously running a con starts in on their speech (he had fake tears, it was a well done production) I just interrupt them and say plainly "What do you want from me?" If they start in on the schpiel again, I turn around and start walking away.
This douche, tries the ole' "So much for Minnesota Nice." BS, and I turn around and let him know that A. I know for a fact that the impound lots will let you into your car, B. Minnesota Nice only applies to decent folk, not cons, and C. No matter what your con is, I won't fall for it, I've been around long enough to smell a con a mile away, and I'm not some stupid local yokel that would give out cash to a total stranger. Hell I don't like making loans to friends, because it often leads to bad blood, so you're definitely **** out of luck.
Seriously, get the **** off my planet already.