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#1 May 28 2009 at 8:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was communicating with spirits through my television again, and I came across a very peculiar daemon. He whispered quietly into my ear, telling me the final moments of the OoT and it's denizens.

It may have just been a dream. I dunno... This is what he told me though--

Goggy is said to die in a fire started after someone left their iron on nearby and forgot about it.

Doug will die fighting a valiant battle on the home front during World War IV.

Kaelesh will be put in jail for vagrancy and forgotten about, starving to death.

Catt will be devoured by feral dogs led by a single alpha dingo named "Barnaby".

Iamadam's doppelganger will appear on 4th Saturday of the 7th month of the 13th year after his wedding to assume his identity. He will not die, rather, he will be frozen in a state of suspended animation in an alternate dimension until the sun expands into a red giant and consumes the Earth.

Sogoro Broken liver and heart attack combination.

Bijou An anvil will fall upon your head in a very comical fashion.

Kaain Will be among the first to beta test manned commercial space flights.

Blacktuesday will mate with an alien he perceives to be human, and contracts a horrible space virus that causes his blood to turn into milk. While not truly dead, he will continue to exist as an android because they bleed milk, apparently.

Annabella meets her end at the hands of an internet stalker she met through Skype.

TirithRR Old age

Thumbelyna will be sat upon by a grossly obese and mysterious middle-aged man, crushing her completely.

Remorajunbao violently explodes, at random. Twice.

PunkFloyd becomes a statue after gazing into the eyes of Medusa.

Allegory did something to **** off the Mafia.

Nobby is scheduled to be eaten by a grue any day now.

catwho Another internet stalker, this one from Alla... a severely sick man with internet boob fetish.

Codyy pipe bomb in the mailbox 'splode all over his friend.

GrowlingBunny stray bullet in the neighborhood.

Samira Mr. Winky is slowly drawing the power of Samira's post count. After it reaches 100,000, the avatar will have gathered enough strength to manifest itself into Samira's body, which then begins it's bloody and unstoppable rampage.

Smasharoo stops posting here for too long and loses his strength, gradually turning to dust.

gbaji is stabbed by a disgruntled Blockbuster video employee.

NixNot's throat is grasped over the internet by the physical manifestation of Mr. Winky, where it is squeezed into a line so thin that it cannot exist on this plane of existence.

Jophiel is also a victim of Samira's clown demon. While he is taking a bath, the lights go out, and he is drowned in a room completely void of light, but not before seeing a pair of glowing, winking eyes.

Cherubs is unwittingly killed by Doug's artillery during WWIV during a fierce battle in Canada against the Australians.

Mindel severe allergic reaction

Timelordwho dies in a trap set by Allegory that was not actually intended to kill him.

Katielynn died when she became Katielynn.

AshOnMyTomatoes Is sued for his soul in soul claims court after making a deal with a cave demon and not bringing him a newborn babe like he was supposed to.

Dyadem is to be struck by a penny falling from an airplane.

Sweetums is devoured by Sweetums, the muppet. "There can only be one!" He says, before also devouring Rob Zombie.

Darqflame becomes a goddess form, forfeiting her humanity, but ultimately becoming more "alive" than conceivable by man.

lolgaxe is vivisected with a plastic spoon fork at a nearby Taco Bell.

Kaolian falls from a perfectly good airplace, and pulls his parachute cord. Instead of a chute, his backpack releases thousands of hungry mutant spiders onto his body, where he is devoured in mid air before colliding with the ground.

Everyone else, including myself, will all be killed by Samira's clown avatar manifest. Yea, I'm tired. That's all folks.
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#2 May 28 2009 at 8:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 May 28 2009 at 8:10 AM Rating: Excellent
I knew there was a reason I didn't like you.
#4 May 28 2009 at 8:12 AM Rating: Excellent
Also, when commenting on other posters....

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Blacktuesday will mate with an alien he perceives to be human


It behooves one to leave out gender references rather than utilize assumptions in place of readily available fact.
#5 May 28 2009 at 8:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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#6 May 28 2009 at 8:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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#7 May 28 2009 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Posting cuz I was mentioned...

A penny you say? So this means that I can drastically alter the rest of my life, not making certain choices, and developing a phobia of going outisde?

Edited, May 28th 2009 11:16am by Dyadem
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#8 May 28 2009 at 8:24 AM Rating: Excellent
Mr.Winky would never kill me. We're soulmates. He said so! I can't believe you'd say something so hurtful.
#9 May 28 2009 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I want to see an epic battle between Mr. Winky and Kirby now.
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#10 May 28 2009 at 8:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Woo, I'm going to live forever! Smiley: yippee
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#11 May 28 2009 at 8:32 AM Rating: Excellent
Grats or something



Nil wrote:
Woo, I'm going to live forever!


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Everyone else, including myself, will all be killed by Samira's clown avatar manifest. Yea, I'm tired. That's all folks.


Edited, May 28th 2009 10:33am by Overburn
#12 May 28 2009 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well that's what I get for not reading the whole thing, I guess. Smiley: glare
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#13 May 28 2009 at 8:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well done.
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#14 May 28 2009 at 9:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gratz. (I didn't die mwahahaha)
#15 May 28 2009 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
Samira's clown scares me...
#16 May 28 2009 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Goddamn Muppets.
#17 May 28 2009 at 9:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Duke Ikkian wrote:
Samira's clown scares me...


Clown? What clown?

*innocent whistle*

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#18 May 28 2009 at 9:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I always knew the clown would get me someday...

Bring it on! I'm ready Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad

oh and grats, +1, etc

Edited, May 28th 2009 12:35pm by Xsarus
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#19 May 28 2009 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
Samira wrote:
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Samira's clown scares me...


Clown? What clown?

*innocent whistle*

It scares me since at least 5 years (did you even have it this long?).
#20 May 28 2009 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
Pipe bomb? Smiley: cry
#21 May 28 2009 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
Smiley: mad PFORU!













Grats!
#22 May 28 2009 at 10:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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#23 May 28 2009 at 10:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like your avatar Smiley: smile

I will not die to the clown, I possess an anti clown weapon Smiley: nod
#24 May 28 2009 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
I possess an anti clown weapon Smiley: nod
Normal sized shoes? Hand buzzer repellent? Spinning bow tie insurance? Cream-pie-proof hat?

As an aside, I wonder how many crushing deaths clowns have suffered since airbags became standard in clown cars?
#25 May 28 2009 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
I possess an anti clown weapon Smiley: nod
Normal sized shoes? Hand buzzer repellent? Spinning bow tie insurance? Cream-pie-proof hat?

As an aside, I wonder how many crushing deaths clowns have suffered since airbags became standard in clown cars?


Silly Ash. They don't have airbags. The steering wheel squirts water in their face.
#26 May 28 2009 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Great BrownDuck wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
I possess an anti clown weapon Smiley: nod
Normal sized shoes? Hand buzzer repellent? Spinning bow tie insurance? Cream-pie-proof hat?

As an aside, I wonder how many crushing deaths clowns have suffered since airbags became standard in clown cars?


Silly Ash. They don't have airbags. The steering wheel squirts water in their face.
Well that's a relief, if you're a clown.
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