Eiran sat by the window chewing away on her order of scallops, blissfully unaware that her entre really consisted of gator nuggets. Further down the table, IDrownFish, unable to decide on anything in particular sat hungry; unfulfilled.
Punkfloyd grazed upon his order of bacon, bacon, bacon Spam and bacon shaking his head as he witnessed SwaziSpring gulp away at his order of Prairie Oysters. “That guy will swallow anythingâ€, mused Punkfloyd.
NixNot wept like a little girl, realizing too late that his Birthday cake was, like, totally a lie, or something. Klausneck laughed at his tears, and, leaning behind him stole some of Punks’ bacon to dip into his fundue. “AWESOME BACON FUNDUE!†his brain thundered, “AWESOME!â€
Alma munched away at his massive order of Chick-Fil-A trying to keep everyone from seeing exactly what sauce he favored. He could not afford to be found out now. Across the table eiran, although talented, could not decide how to approach the weiner before her.
Pawkeshup was pissed. He had, indeed ordered wedding cake but didn’t want it yet. It turned out that Punk didn’t want the Spam portion of his order and Kaolian was happy to take it off his hands..nomnomnomnomnomnom
Kuwoobie Hoovered down his jalapeno poppers, planning for the future for more - and cheaper - peppers. He wanted them ALL. Bijou was presented with a tray of jelly rolls. DO. NOT. WANT.
Aethien was, as usual, deep into mugs of beer; forgetting his surroundings his only goal. Ari was presented with something sparkly, wishing she, too, could forget.
oriuaren contemplated a banana and wondered how he got here.
All of this became irrelevant when the zombies showed up.
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remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Friar Bijou wrote:
Eiran sat by the window chewing away on her order of scallops, blissfully unaware that her entre really consisted of gator nuggets. Further down the table, IDrownFish, unable to decide on anything in particular sat hungry; unfulfilled.
Punkfloyd grazed upon his order of bacon, bacon, bacon Spam and bacon shaking his head as he witnessed SwaziSpring gulp away at his order of Prairie Oysters. “That guy will swallow anythingâ€, mused Punkfloyd.
NixNot wept like a little girl, realizing too late that his Birthday cake was, like, totally a lie, or something. Klausneck laughed at his tears, and, leaning behind him stole some of Punks’ bacon to dip into his fundue. “AWESOME BACON FUNDUE!†his brain thundered, “AWESOME!â€
Alma munched away at his massive order of Chick-Fil-A trying to keep everyone from seeing exactly what sauce he favored. He could not afford to be found out now. Across the table eiran, although talented, could not decide how to approach the weiner before her.
Pawkeshup was pissed. He had, indeed ordered wedding cake but didn’t want it yet. It turned out that Punk didn’t want the Spam portion of his order and Kaolian was happy to take it off his hands..nomnomnomnomnomnom
Kuwoobie Hoovered down his jalapeno poppers, planning for the future for more - and cheaper - peppers. He wanted them ALL. Bijou was presented with a tray of jelly rolls. DO. NOT. WANT.
Aethien was, as usual, deep into mugs of beer; forgetting his surroundings his only goal. Ari was presented with something sparkly, wishing she, too, could forget.
oriuaren contemplated a banana and wondered how he got here.
All of this became irrelevant when the zombies showed up.
Punkfloyd grazed upon his order of bacon, bacon, bacon Spam and bacon shaking his head as he witnessed SwaziSpring gulp away at his order of Prairie Oysters. “That guy will swallow anythingâ€, mused Punkfloyd.
NixNot wept like a little girl, realizing too late that his Birthday cake was, like, totally a lie, or something. Klausneck laughed at his tears, and, leaning behind him stole some of Punks’ bacon to dip into his fundue. “AWESOME BACON FUNDUE!†his brain thundered, “AWESOME!â€
Alma munched away at his massive order of Chick-Fil-A trying to keep everyone from seeing exactly what sauce he favored. He could not afford to be found out now. Across the table eiran, although talented, could not decide how to approach the weiner before her.
Pawkeshup was pissed. He had, indeed ordered wedding cake but didn’t want it yet. It turned out that Punk didn’t want the Spam portion of his order and Kaolian was happy to take it off his hands..nomnomnomnomnomnom
Kuwoobie Hoovered down his jalapeno poppers, planning for the future for more - and cheaper - peppers. He wanted them ALL. Bijou was presented with a tray of jelly rolls. DO. NOT. WANT.
Aethien was, as usual, deep into mugs of beer; forgetting his surroundings his only goal. Ari was presented with something sparkly, wishing she, too, could forget.
oriuaren contemplated a banana and wondered how he got here.
All of this became irrelevant when the zombies showed up.
Zombies run! Plant the peppers and keep the beer! Bacon will be useful. Christian chicken and wedding cake can help another day. Spam versus cheese? We need it all. Stock pile what we need.
NOBODY LIKES YOU
Spoonless wrote:
NOBODY LIKES YOU
I am rubber you are glue...
I was yelling at Bijou.
Spoonless wrote:
I was yelling at Bijou.
But now you stick to me... Did I not want that?
ITT: Forkboy can't figure out why he didn't make the list.
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remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Probably went down the Started By list or Recent Visitors or some ****.
ITT: Spoonless made Eiran all sticky. 
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Friar Bijou wrote:
ITT: Forkboy can't figure out why he didn't make the list.
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I think the people who made the list are people you hope die brutally in a zombie attack, the rest of us are said zombies.
Tailmon waves the Zombies onward! Wreck havoc my creatures! She then lets out a wicked laugh of pleasure as one of them tosses the Birthday cake at the fleeing guests.The zombies start to sing! "Brains! Brains! We need more brains! They then shuffle after everyone.
Spoonless wrote:
Probably went down the Started By list and then .
bien essayé, withiut une cuillère, bien essayé,
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
?!TIHS SIHT SI KCUF EHT TAHW
NixNot wrote:
?!TIHS SIHT SI KCUF EHT TAHW
The product of an sincerely boring day.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Whelp, at least I'll be too drunk to be bothered by zombies munching on my legs.
Quote:
BACON FUNDUE
...its what's for dinner!
Jophiel wrote:
Pack your own lunch and bring nothing but Pixie Stix and Pop Rocks and get your liberty on.
Tailmon wrote:
Tailmon waves the Zombies onward! Wreck havoc my creatures! She then lets out a wicked laugh of pleasure as one of them tosses the Birthday cake at the fleeing guests.The zombies start to sing! "Brains! Brains! We need more brains! They then shuffle after everyone.
Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can't we have some guts?
Brains are all we ever get at this rotten ******* place,
brains are all we ever get, why can't we have a change of pace!
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
I plan to eat a boatload of balut when the zombies come. I'd totally blend in.
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
Tailmon waves the Zombies onward! Wreck havoc my creatures! She then lets out a wicked laugh of pleasure as one of them tosses the Birthday cake at the fleeing guests.The zombies start to sing! "Brains! Brains! We need more brains! They then shuffle after everyone.
Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can't we have some guts?
Brains are all we ever get at this rotten @#%^ing place,
brains are all we ever get, why can't we have a change of pace!
OI! OI! OI!
By the way, did you see they used "Where Eagles Dare" in a Sailor Jerry commercial? Hmmm.
Edited, Oct 1st 2012 3:50pm by Paskil
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
Tailmon waves the Zombies onward! Wreck havoc my creatures! She then lets out a wicked laugh of pleasure as one of them tosses the Birthday cake at the fleeing guests.The zombies start to sing! "Brains! Brains! We need more brains! They then shuffle after everyone.
Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can't we have some guts?
Brains are all we ever get at this rotten @#%^ing place,
brains are all we ever get, why can't we have a change of pace!
Paskil wrote:
OI! OI! OI!
By the way, did you see they used "Where Eagles Dare" in a Sailor Jerry commercial? Hmmm.
By the way, did you see they used "Where Eagles Dare" in a Sailor Jerry commercial? Hmmm.
Yeah, I saw that the other week. At first I was all "hell yeah, Misfits on TV". Then I was all "Misfits in a TV commercial? What god damn son of ***** let that happen."
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
I ARE SAD.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Thank god I wasn't there when the zombies showed up.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
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