My husband and my step son are constantly "rearranging the furniture" and it drives me insane. They don't even try to hide it, some times it's a put hand inside pants and dig down deep, other times it's just a little slide from left to right. But they have all sorts of reason why...
WHY do you do it? Do they really itch that much? Get stuck to your leg? What? I don't have nuts and I want to know!
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Just making sure they're still there.
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Have your other half wash his nuts more often. He should also use baby powder or some other product like it. Also is his shorts to tight or loose?
You know how dudes always say "Man, if I was a chick I'd just stay home and play with my boobs all day"?
Well, we don't have boobs. Got nuts though.
Well, we don't have boobs. Got nuts though.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
My nuts are constantly getting stuck to my leg.
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I assume they are wearing garments which are prone to positioning them in uncomfortable locations. Lack of support, really. Think how often you'd have to sort things out if you didn't have something like that.
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I've found that cotton underpants are the worst at causing itchy nut syndrome. I guess its a combo of the fiber and the heat being trapped.
lolgaxe wrote:
Just making sure they're still there.
Yup. Left pocket, right pocket, back pocket, nuts.
They're like homegrown Baoding balls.
Seriously, though, sometimes stuff gets caught in the wrong position and needs fixing before bad things happen. Excessive rearranging could also be due to loose boxers/pants, high temperatures or simply bad habit.
Also, sometimes it's not the balls that are the cause. Sometimes Junior suddenly and unexpectedly decides to switch lanes, which can be really annoying.
Seriously, though, sometimes stuff gets caught in the wrong position and needs fixing before bad things happen. Excessive rearranging could also be due to loose boxers/pants, high temperatures or simply bad habit.
Also, sometimes it's not the balls that are the cause. Sometimes Junior suddenly and unexpectedly decides to switch lanes, which can be really annoying.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
You can't really blame them for the poor positioning which causes them to get caught out. They may lack the situational awareness necessary to prevent that, but a proper support will help aleviate that issue. This is especially true of someone whom I assume regularly handles the bottom role, and doesn't want to brave the jungle.
It's not your job to babysit them as the top, or heck even if you want more of a middle position,but just remind them they won't get fed if they won't handle this issue. I'm sure they want to be part of the winning team.
Remember, it's all about ward placement.
It's not your job to babysit them as the top, or heck even if you want more of a middle position,but just remind them they won't get fed if they won't handle this issue. I'm sure they want to be part of the winning team.
Remember, it's all about ward placement.
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I am so glad that this wasn't one of your discussions about allergies, DF.
It's probably not all itching, that'll be what they say as it's just easier to explain but more likely things are just twisted up. You have to keep in mind they're basically hanging in a sac. Think about what happens to a partially full grocery bag when you're walking around with it. Sometimes it spins around. That's rather uncomfortable, particularly in loose clothing that can get tangled up with them.
If your boobs hung from strings inside a sac you'd be adjusting them all of the time too.
If your boobs hung from strings inside a sac you'd be adjusting them all of the time too.
Some kind of sweaty itchy uncomfortable pokey hair thing.
Good sign you need to take a shower.
Good sign you need to take a shower.
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Crabs.
Love,
PunkFloyd
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Finally, a subject I've studied for years, both personally and from an outside perspective (thanks to all the willing and sleeping participants 
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Briefs cause bunching, and retain heat, if you sweat its like sitting in a plastic chair naked... only with skin on skin. Boxers cause less of this issue, but not during hot weather, and at least from activity things still flop around and can get turned or pointed in places you dont want them pointed. We have body sweat and humidity, as other factors as well. Oh and hair... hairy men will have this problem more. Trimming helps, but if the person isn't as naturally hairy as others, then I found deodorant helps (the gel sticks with the cooling sensation are kind of awesome down there).
tl;dr answer: shaved pubes and gel deodorant down there
). Briefs cause bunching, and retain heat, if you sweat its like sitting in a plastic chair naked... only with skin on skin. Boxers cause less of this issue, but not during hot weather, and at least from activity things still flop around and can get turned or pointed in places you dont want them pointed. We have body sweat and humidity, as other factors as well. Oh and hair... hairy men will have this problem more. Trimming helps, but if the person isn't as naturally hairy as others, then I found deodorant helps (the gel sticks with the cooling sensation are kind of awesome down there).
tl;dr answer: shaved pubes and gel deodorant down there
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Crabs.
**** weevils.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I am honestly surprised Nixnot hasn't stepped in to comment on this issue yet.
Sometimes your balls itch, but more often it's a need to rearrange things because everything just gets situated wrong and it needs to be sorted out. Having your junk in the wrong position is like having a pebble in your shoe. Sure you can put up with it, but it's so much simpler to just fix the problem and move on.
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I wear boxers, so things hang kind of loose. The sack sticks to the legs, and the shaft sticks to the sack. Both are uncomfortable, and I'll usually try to shake a leg and free everything up. I make it a point not to manually reposition myself outside of the restroom though.
When I was a kid I wore briefs, and things constantly shifted and became uncomfortable quite often. I would manually reposition myself multiple times throughout the day, and when I was in 3rd or 4th grade, can't remember which, my teacher caught me doing it and thought I was playing with myself in class and told my parents...
Edited, Oct 2nd 2012 6:30pm by TirithRR
When I was a kid I wore briefs, and things constantly shifted and became uncomfortable quite often. I would manually reposition myself multiple times throughout the day, and when I was in 3rd or 4th grade, can't remember which, my teacher caught me doing it and thought I was playing with myself in class and told my parents...
Edited, Oct 2nd 2012 6:30pm by TirithRR
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Boxer briefs are the answer to the constant rearranging issue. Boxers are too loose and let things get all out of control, but briefs are too tight and keep things from being comfortable. Boxer briefs supply the needed support, but aren't so tight that things get twisted up.
Turin wrote:
Boxer briefs are the answer to the constant rearranging issue. Boxers are too loose and let things get all out of control, but briefs are too tight and keep things from being comfortable. Boxer briefs supply the needed support, but aren't so tight that things get twisted up.
So that is why I never notice... I just buy the boy the same thing I buy the man. Well... as appropriate. That sentence just made me dislike myself...
Never liked boxer briefs. They're either tight enough on the legs that they creep up and require regular readjustment or else so loose that they don't provide the supposed support you're wearing them for. It's like the worst of both worlds.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Never liked boxer briefs. They're either tight enough on the legs that they creep up and require regular readjustment or else so loose that they don't provide the supposed support you're wearing them for. It's like the worst of both worlds.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Do they have professional boxer brief fitters like those places that'll measure you for the right bra?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Do they have professional boxer brief fitters like those places that'll measure you for the right bra?
A fitting room?
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