Like Final Fantasy XI, the game specs will be extremely high for the time, but in about 5 years, an average machine can run it on max settings with little to no issues. Tanaka also expressed interest in making a benchmark program available.
Host videos of various fruits and or juice producing vegtibles being rendered unto juice in new and creative ways, prefferably involving explosives. For example, the pineapple bomb (one pineapple, make a hole, insert large firecracker, film, etc.
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." — James D. Nicoll
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." — James D. Nicoll
My idea is to sneak into the vent channels of some hard-core gamer guilds and record them while they're getting all hard core and totally serious about killing the make-believe monster and of course keep recording while they're arguing about make-believe loot.
Then I'd take the recordings and mix them with Winnie-the-pooh cartoons.
...and throw in some chewing gum cartoons for profit.
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." — James D. Nicoll
Load it with animated "Under Construction" .gifs and a web counter. Maybe a link to a list of "favorite sites on the web" in dark blue with a black starry background.
I like this one for not working properly and this one for just being ******* insane. Nothing says "Under Construction" like a space fighter zapping Old English fonts with lasers.
Like Final Fantasy XI, the game specs will be extremely high for the time, but in about 5 years, an average machine can run it on max settings with little to no issues. Tanaka also expressed interest in making a benchmark program available.