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#1 Jan 22 2013 at 4:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, sort of... Time probably goes a lot faster once we're all cyborgs.

I predict that in the year 20,000 the world will be destroyed in an ever escalating war between the omnipresent dictator Kaolian, moderater of the real world who's mind has been uploaded onto the internet and the army of trolls and spammers, led into battle by the now sentient accounts of Godraiden, Varus and the like who leave nothing but a wasteland of stupidity in their wake. The OoT put up some struggle against the incoming hordes but they eventually get in through a bunch of poorly made dingthreads, the Bored Druid Thread (17,000,000 posts long by that point) is too sluggish to react.

The final straw for our poor, ravaged world will be Kaolians armies of flying suicide wombats that explode once they come in contact with stupidity. The only people who truly won't mind will be Gbaji and Joph who have really had it after 18,000 years of arguing even though there haven't been any politics since Kao took over the world with his wombat powered doomsday machine. Bijou on the other hand is pissed since he was just about to ding 10k after he got his sight back and finished a bunch of dingarts.



I suggest you all say your prayers and rate me up.
#2 Jan 22 2013 at 4:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'll just leave this here. Smiley: cookie
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#3 Jan 22 2013 at 5:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Well, sort of... Time probably goes a lot faster once we're all cyborgs.

I predict that in the year 20,000 the world will be destroyed in an ever escalating war between the omnipresent dictator Kaolian, moderater of the real world who's mind has been uploaded onto the internet and the army of trolls and spammers, led into battle by the now sentient accounts of Godraiden, Varus and the like who leave nothing but a wasteland of stupidity in their wake. The OoT put up some struggle against the incoming hordes but they eventually get in through a bunch of poorly made dingthreads, the Bored Druid Thread (17,000,000 posts long by that point) is too sluggish to react.

The final straw for our poor, ravaged world will be Kaolians armies of flying suicide wombats that explode once they come in contact with stupidity. The only people who truly won't mind will be Gbaji and Joph who have really had it after 18,000 years of arguing even though there haven't been any politics since Kao took over the world with his wombat powered doomsday machine. Bijou on the other hand is pissed since he was just about to ding 10k after he got his sight back and finished a bunch of dingarts.



I suggest you all say your prayers and rate me up.


What I read.

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What I heard.
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#4 Jan 22 2013 at 5:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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I always knew the BDT was trouble.
#5 Jan 22 2013 at 6:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Probably cause you never post in it.
#6 Jan 22 2013 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not true. I post there every once in a while. Then, when I come back to check a few hours later, it has seventy more posts and is on a completely different topic. Smiley: tongue
#7 Jan 22 2013 at 8:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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So? That's good isn't it?
#8 Jan 22 2013 at 8:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Grats Smiley: clap

Moar pics less posts. Smiley: wink
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#9 Jan 22 2013 at 8:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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I hardly think it's going to take me another 18.000 years to finish conquering the world though, but congo rats on 20k!
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#10 Jan 22 2013 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Carbunculations on the 20K, Aethien!! Smiley: yippee



All the more reason for the GBATE!! Smiley: motz, eh?
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#11 Jan 22 2013 at 9:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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This thread is lacking proper quantities of Jimmy Carr



and anime.



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#12 Jan 22 2013 at 9:46 PM Rating: Excellent
Congrats!

By the year 20,000 I plan on being one of the computerized AI-mind-things that are just running the world. I'll spend most of my electronic, non-corporeal existence watching anime and playing video games. So, not much different from today.
#13 Jan 22 2013 at 10:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grats on 20k Aethien!
Pics of a real flying wombat!
#14 Jan 22 2013 at 11:48 PM Rating: Excellent
Congrats on 20k!
It's perhaps the best milestone thread in a while.
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#16 Jan 23 2013 at 6:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats on 20k!
It's perhaps the best milestone thread in a while.
That's only cause it takes Bijou so long to post 1000 times.
#17 Jan 23 2013 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Grats, Aeth. Took you long enough.

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#18 Jan 23 2013 at 11:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh shush you. You damned drunk Dane!
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Oh shush you. You damned drunk Dane!
Scooby Rooby Roo.
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#20 Jan 23 2013 at 6:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Cheers.
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#21 Jan 23 2013 at 9:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Took ya this long, huh? Grats!
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#22 Jan 24 2013 at 10:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pics.


Although i didn't take those, my mom and sister did on their trip to Costa Rica, they just used my camera and I did the photoshopping.
#23 Jan 24 2013 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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What he said.
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#24 Jan 24 2013 at 11:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Creepy. Very creepy.
#25 Jan 26 2013 at 5:09 PM Rating: Excellent
Hm. In the year 20,000 I want to be GLaDOS and torture people in endless puzzles for eternity. Then I'll get an acting gig in the 1 millionth Guillermo Del Toro movie.
#26 Jan 27 2013 at 4:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd watch it on Netflix2000.

Or download it directly into my brain implant and get a virus.
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