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#52 Jun 01 2013 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
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AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.


How do you feel about Kombucha?
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#53 Jun 01 2013 at 7:34 PM Rating: Good
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Vataro wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.


How do you feel about Kombucha?


NOPE.
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#54 Jun 01 2013 at 8:47 PM Rating: Good
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Vataro wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.


How do you feel about Kombucha?


NOPE.


I feel the same way. My wife's a fan though.
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#55 Jun 02 2013 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
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Vataro wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.
How do you feel about Kombucha?
Never tried it. Doesn't sound appetizing, though.
#56 Jun 03 2013 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Vataro wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.
How do you feel about Kombucha?
Never tried it. Doesn't sound appetizing, though.


Well, apparently some of them are super sour but some actually just taste like a lightly alcoholic (~1%) tea.
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#57 Jun 03 2013 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.
Why does she need both hands for the turkey leg? More importantly; Why only one wench? You're supposed to stack them, like Voltron.
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#58 Jun 03 2013 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.
Why does she need both hands for the turkey leg? More importantly; Why only one wench? You're supposed to stack them, like Voltron.
Did I forget to mention that it was a giant kung fu turkey? Also, I don't need a second wench. I'm good with one.
#59 Jun 03 2013 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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Doesn't look like there's a lot of edible meat on it.
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#60 Jun 03 2013 at 11:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wonder how long it takes to deep fry.
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#61 Jun 03 2013 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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Doesn't look like there's a lot of edible meat on it.

The percentage doesn't have to be all that high when it's a percentage of something that big.
#62 Jun 03 2013 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.
You SUCK.

But seriously, what's not to like about beer?
#63 Jun 03 2013 at 11:36 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.
You SUCK.

But seriously, what's not to like about beer?
It tastes of death and decay.
#64 Jun 04 2013 at 12:59 AM Rating: Good
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I'm guessing you like sweet drinks? Try a fruit beer like Kasteel Rouge or a lambic by Timmermans or Lindemans. Or perhaps a sweeter stout like Young's Double Chocolate Stout.
#65 Jun 04 2013 at 1:06 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm guessing you like sweet drinks? Try a fruit beer like Kasteel Rouge or a lambic by Timmermans or Lindemans. Or perhaps a sweeter stout like Young's Double Chocolate Stout.
I've tried a chocolate stout before, as my brother in law had the same conclusion you did. Still tasted of death. I think it's something specific to beer that I don't like the fermented flavor of as an ingredient. The hops, maybe?

Sticking to hard ciders and mead is just fine by me.
#66 Jun 04 2013 at 10:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm guessing you like sweet drinks? Try a fruit beer like Kasteel Rouge or a lambic by Timmermans or Lindemans. Or perhaps a sweeter stout like Young's Double Chocolate Stout.
I've tried a chocolate stout before, as my brother in law had the same conclusion you did. Still tasted of death. I think it's something specific to beer that I don't like the fermented flavor of as an ingredient. The hops, maybe?

Sticking to hard ciders and mead is just fine by me.


A chocolate stout would basically have no hops flavor most likely (at least that you would be able to tell).
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#67 Jun 04 2013 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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The only chocolate-ish beer I've really enjoyed is Gorilla Warfare Coffee Porter.
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#68 Jun 04 2013 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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Vataro wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm guessing you like sweet drinks? Try a fruit beer like Kasteel Rouge or a lambic by Timmermans or Lindemans. Or perhaps a sweeter stout like Young's Double Chocolate Stout.
I've tried a chocolate stout before, as my brother in law had the same conclusion you did. Still tasted of death. I think it's something specific to beer that I don't like the fermented flavor of as an ingredient. The hops, maybe?

Sticking to hard ciders and mead is just fine by me.
A chocolate stout would basically have no hops flavor most likely (at least that you would be able to tell).
It might not be the hops, then, since whatever it was I could still taste it in the chocolate stout they had me try.

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The only chocolate-ish beer I've really enjoyed is Gorilla Warfare Coffee Porter.
I bet that would remove the awful taste of death. Now if only it could get rid of the taste of coffee. Smiley: laugh
#69 Jun 04 2013 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
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Have a Corona. That won't taste like death. Might taste a bit like dirty feet, but not death.
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#70 Jun 04 2013 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
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Ah yeah, yellow skunkwater. Lovely.
#71 Jun 04 2013 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Vataro wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm guessing you like sweet drinks? Try a fruit beer like Kasteel Rouge or a lambic by Timmermans or Lindemans. Or perhaps a sweeter stout like Young's Double Chocolate Stout.
I've tried a chocolate stout before, as my brother in law had the same conclusion you did. Still tasted of death. I think it's something specific to beer that I don't like the fermented flavor of as an ingredient. The hops, maybe?

Sticking to hard ciders and mead is just fine by me.
A chocolate stout would basically have no hops flavor most likely (at least that you would be able to tell).
It might not be the hops, then, since whatever it was I could still taste it in the chocolate stout they had me try.

lolgaxe wrote:
The only chocolate-ish beer I've really enjoyed is Gorilla Warfare Coffee Porter.
I bet that would remove the awful taste of death. Now if only it could get rid of the taste of coffee. Smiley: laugh


A porter would be the next thing to try I guess. Even those heavy in coffee flavor usually are good, and I don't like coffee. They have similar character to stouts imo, but they might be lacking whatever this mystery flavor is that you don't like.
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#72 Jun 04 2013 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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I'm guessing it's just the general beer-y kind of bitterness. You have to learn to like that and most people do in their late teens or early 20's through a combination of peer pressure, a strong desire to get wasted and a lack of money.

I suggest trying a more commercial Belgian abbey style dubbel like Grimbergen Dubbel, Leffe Dubbel or Corsendonk Dubbel, or one of the fruity beers I mentioned above.
#73 Jun 05 2013 at 2:51 AM Rating: Good
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#74 Jun 05 2013 at 3:44 AM Rating: Good
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Corona is getting undeserved flak, in my opinion. I kinda like it, but I also like Heineken and Budweiser. I pretty much like anything beer related.

A cold Corona with a slice of lemon on a hot summer's day is awesome. I shall be enjoying one such on a sunny mountaintop in France in a month. Your opinions are rendered null and void by the fact that you've never had a cold Corona with a slice of lemon on a mountaintop in France. And if you have, you clearly have no sense of what's awesome and not.

And that's that.
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#75 Jun 05 2013 at 5:12 PM Rating: Good
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I'm a big craft beer guy. That being said, Corona is my favorite ****** beer.

Mazra, do you not have limes on that side of the world or something?
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#76 Jun 05 2013 at 5:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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There are people that get offended if you drink it with a lemon. Still remember getting chewed out by a customer when I asked if I could get him a lemon slice since we didn't have limes. *sigh*
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