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#77 Apr 09 2014 at 10:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rukkuss wrote:
Gets to his feet and get to the Magical Fire with the Mandatory Magical Fire Extinguisher located in the clearly marked recepticals no more than 5 feet from every building and meadow exit. Pulls the pin and aims and squeezes the handle down on the extinguisher......


The magical fire is now out. Mana levels will replenish one turn from now.

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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Well, the good news is the impact kills both Varruswolves.
Speaking of, the neutered caricature staying for a while?

Whompadin Lolgaxe (Lvl 93 Whomper 920 HP 10 Mana) has discovered a clue to the [Quest] that someone should [like totally turn in already]

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Illusionist Gbaji does his "My mana is on freaking fire" dance. Spends the rest of the round explaining in exquisite (painfully exquisite) detail exactly how the fire extinguisher should be used to most efficiently put out said fire.

Oh. Then I look for magic items. Cause monsters have loot, right?

Illusionist Gbaji has discovered a previously neglected {Box of +1 random Punctuation - Unlimited Charges}

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gbaji wrote:
Illusionist Gbaji does his "My mana is on freaking fire" dance. Spends the rest of the round explaining in exquisite (painfully exquisite) detail exactly how the fire extinguisher should be used to most efficiently put out said fire.
AN ENTIRE ROUND!??!Smiley: mad


I cast Charleston Chew of Silence on gbaji and hope he's not got a beaker of Universal Solvent in his backpack.

You have no mana. Your brain now has a no mana bananna migrain for 1 turn. Effects: You cannot cast spells for 1 turn. Everything appears plaid. On the plus side, if anyone casts a mind control spell on you for that duration, they explode. So you've got that going for you.

gbaji wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Illusionist Gbaji does his "My mana is on freaking fire" dance. Spends the rest of the round explaining in exquisite (painfully exquisite) detail exactly how the fire extinguisher should be used to most efficiently put out said fire.
AN ENTIRE ROUND!??!Smiley: mad


I cast Charleston Chew of Silence on gbaji and hope he's not got a beaker of Universal Solvent in his backpack.


Should have listened. Your mana is on fire. Nyah!

Illusionist Gbaji has decreased 1 faction point with Bijou and increased 1 faction point with ctwho, who is Bijou's secret arch nemisis...
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#78 Apr 10 2014 at 3:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demoncard fashions hand puppets out of the Varruswolf corpses and hands in the quest item to the agitated quest giver.
#79 Apr 10 2014 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
The magical fire is now out. Mana levels will replenish one turn from now.

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Demoncard fashions hand puppets out of the Varruswolf corpses and hands in the quest item to the agitated quest giver.


I pop a mana potion and cast Sexorcism of Sinful Sexploitation on the Agitated Quest Giver's Wife.

Smiley: sly
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#80 Apr 10 2014 at 2:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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A_Random_Quest_Giver_24 siezes the proffered sockpuppets with an unholy glee. You sense something is not right.
The party recieves Quest reward: 2 experiance, 6 Rate ups. Epic Loots found: All members of the party recieve free Tacos of Hunger Ending (+1 stomache filling, 10 charges)

Mazra has become infected with [Crabs]

A_Random_Quest_Giver_24's image shatters and shifts, revealing to your collective horror:
[The Varrusword Hoard Construct] Lvl 20 and 1/2 Epic [2,000 HP] 111 Mana Spew--o-mancer
The Varrusword Hoard Construct says "Fools! you have allowed me into the world one more time. And now I will defile this sacred lava field unless you stop me! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (this bit goes on for 20 minutes) ahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!"

Does your party [Engage the Mob] or [Flee in Terror] The fate of the Mob may have real world repercussions on a certain Asylum based Sockpuppet.
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#81 Apr 10 2014 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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I cast Bottle of Lindane on myself.
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#82 Apr 10 2014 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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[Engage the Mob]

I cast Korrupt Kaldron of Kimchi (Rotting/Disease damage...Ranged attack)
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#83 Apr 10 2014 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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Friar Bijou wrote:
[Engage the Mob]

I cast Korrupt Kaldron of Kimchi (Rotting/Disease damage...Ranged attack)


whew what stinks?

I cast Bolt of Construct melting......hey whats that ? <Tacos of Hunger Ending>mmmmmmmm Tacos nom nom nom
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#84 Apr 10 2014 at 7:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Varrusword Hoard Construct is hit for 10 Damage Per Turn (DPT) and 100 Lightning damage. Bijou and Rukkuss exoend 60 Mana each.

The Varrusword Hoard Construct Counterattacks with Flagrant Flailing. All party members take 100 Damage
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#85 Apr 11 2014 at 2:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demoncard flees!

Back in town, Demoncard blows all the party's earnings on a chainsaw inappropriate and overpowered for the level of progression, given that you're supposed to gear all party members in tandem.

Demoncard returns to attack the construct!
#86 Apr 11 2014 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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... If I were anything, I'd be a Gun Mage. Smiley: glare
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#87 Apr 11 2014 at 10:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think about doing something, and then decide against it.
#88 Apr 11 2014 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
... If I were anything, I'd be a Gun Mage. Smiley: glare



Nope, roll for whim says you're a Whompadin.
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#89 Apr 11 2014 at 2:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll cast Phantasmal Wombat. In case I'm AFK next round, I will order the 90% real wombat to engage the construct next round and activate my Burning Shadows talent to give its attacks an additional 10 points of fiery damage.

Edited, Apr 11th 2014 2:12pm by Poldaran
#90 Apr 11 2014 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
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I cast "wall o' text" at Varruswordbeast. Hopefully, it'll be so occupied gnashing its teeth on the wall, and not on us!
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#91 Apr 12 2014 at 6:58 AM Rating: Good
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I will cast flock of undead pigeons !!!
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#92 Apr 12 2014 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I will... uh... nevermind.
#93 Apr 13 2014 at 3:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Demoncard wrote:
Demoncard flees!

Back in town, Demoncard blows all the party's earnings on a chainsaw inappropriate and overpowered for the level of progression, given that you're supposed to gear all party members in tandem.

Demoncard returns to attack the construct!


There is No escape from the Varus Virus. Your attempt to flee and spend misappropriated funds has failed! your faction standing with your party has decreased -5

The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
I'll cast Phantasmal Wombat. In case I'm AFK next round, I will order the 90% real wombat to engage the construct next round and activate my Burning Shadows talent to give its attacks an additional 10 points of fiery damage.

Edited, Apr 11th 2014 2:12pm by Poldaran

A Phantasimal wombat of Doom! has materialized.

gbaji wrote:
I cast "wall o' text" at Varruswordbeast. Hopefully, it'll be so occupied gnashing its teeth on the wall, and not on us!

The Varrusword Hoard Construct is partially stunned, but also more annoyed so it will probably hit harder

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I will cast flock of undead pigeons !!!

The Varrusword Hoard Construct is hit by "Death **** cloud" for 50 DPT damage over time.

The Varrusword Hoard Construct Begins to babble incoherantly for no apperent reason (as opposed to the normal incoherant babbling, this one is more incoherant-er...) And cast's Debt Welch for 50 damage on all party members.
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