Aside from the facts that I don't like being around them and have killed enough fish to be on a Greenpeace watchlist, anyway. I just bought my dad's birthday present to spite his dog for tearing up my Christmas presents. It was something he wanted. He'd been asking for a violin for a while. We hadn't gotten him one because his dog hates loud noises. Well, you should have thought of that before you chewed up something of mine, ya **** mutt.
For my next evil deed, I shall go turn on all the water hoses in the neighborhood and flood the world! HAHAHAHAHA!