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#1 Dec 21 2004 at 2:39 PM Rating: Decent
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*hands all who enter this thread their choice of a glass of Old Bombadiels Single Malt 100 Year Old Elvaan Brandy, a rocks glass of Shantot's Tarutaru cream, a tall frothy pint of Zeid's Galkan Dark Stout, a glass of fine Cat Burglar Mithran Wine or a cup of Presidential Bastokian Hume Faerie Apple Hard Cider*

let the silliness begin! ^^
#2 Dec 21 2004 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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Stop that, stop that, now that's just silly...

...and now for something completely different.
#3 Dec 21 2004 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
Damn, you beat me to it. That bit came immediately to mind when I saw this. Smiley: tongue

Monty Python = {Yes, please}.
#4 Dec 21 2004 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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I often think of the Holy Grail after get my *** handed to me by a rabbit...especially since I have been leveling in Cape Terrigan recently "Look at the bones!!"


*takes a sip of wine*

*looks down at the glass*

*downs it*


I need some silliness, too much stress lately

{fun}{Can I have it?}
wink wink nudge nudge
#5 Dec 21 2004 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
Silliness:

Once I'm a lvl 75 RDM, I'm going to put on all my pimp stuff and get on the airship. I'm going to cast enhancing magic over and over till Im about out of MP, then I'm going to Convert.
I'm going to drink a poison potion and make a deal with another passenger; when we dock, the other guy will claim I was killed by the Sky Horror.

Yes, that joke is worth 7k exp to me. ;)

Whatever happened to that horrible noob party everyone was going to do? I was looking forward to that, I planned on showing up as a NIN/SMN. Being Elvaan I'd have two seconds of Carbuncle. But I'd make the most of my two seconds of Carbuncle, I promise.

{Full attack!}
{Defeat this one first!}

#6 Dec 21 2004 at 7:49 PM Rating: Decent
Are you saying that an African swallow will migrate here with a coconut?"

"No, but two could probably carry it together..."

"hmmm..."

i think imm way off but that was one of my favorite parts

I love when the guy at the place where theyre executing the witch tests if the swallow could carry the coconut. it was quick but i you have watched holy grail millionsof times like me youll notice it
#7 Dec 21 2004 at 8:45 PM Rating: Default
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Trust me stress has been hellish for me, so this thread was started to help relieve some of that mess, so cavort away all!

*is sipping upon a glass of the brandy, cause its smoooooooth*

"All right, we'll call it a draw..."
#8 Dec 21 2004 at 9:46 PM Rating: Good
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"Oh yes and nurse, bring in the machine that goes 'BING!' "

"I'm not the Messiah, I'm not the Messiah, so.....F**K off!"

"And you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with....... a herring!"

"Another bucket for Monsieur."

"Oh but sir, one more tiny morsel it's a wahfer theen."

I'd have more but I'm tired and the static is about to go.
#9 Dec 22 2004 at 12:14 AM Rating: Good
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And Now for something completely different:

switching genres to The Pink Panther, cause Peter Sellers if f*cking hilarious:

It was HELL in there!
SWINE Yaguda...
#10 Dec 22 2004 at 2:00 AM Rating: Good
This is Sam, Not Being Seen.

Sam, would you stand up please?

*BOOM*

Sam forgot the first rule of not being seen. Don't stand up.

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Or something like that. It's been a long time since I've watched any Monty Python.

/em nurses a good Sour Mash.

Normally it's wine for me, but there are times when a writer has to be a different kind of sophisticant.
#11 Dec 22 2004 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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*Read w/ an English Accent Please ^^*
"Whats that you got there"

---"Me and my servant have traveled long distances on our trusty steeds!"

"what-chu talkin bout? You're bangin' two coconuts together! Where'd you get them?"

---"We found them."

"In Mercia! Its a temperate zone. Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

---"Not at all. They were carried here by a swallow perhaps."

"An African or a European Swallow?"

---"Why do you ask?"

"Well a 5ounce bird cannot carry a 1lb. coconut."

---"Perhaps if he gripped it from the side?"

"Its not a matter of how he grips it! It's a simple matter of the air/speed/velocity of an unladen swallow!"

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---"Good sir night, shall you join me in my quest for the Holy Grail?"

"None Shall Pass!"

*5 min later*

"Come back here, its only a flesh wound. I'll bite your bloody kneecaps off!"

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"Welcome to the Castle Anthrax."

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**Pi E Esu Dormiae,
Domine Est Requiem** ***Thwock***

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"Bring out yer ded!"

"Here you go."

"I'm not dead yet!"

"Yes you are. He will be in a minute."

"I'm not dead yet!"

"My next rounds on Thursday."

"Isn't there anything you can do?"

**hits old man on the head**

"Righto!"

"Thanks much."

"Hey who's that?"

"Must be a king."

"Why?"

"He's the only one who ain't got **** all over him."

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"Excuse me lady."

"I'm a man."

"What?"

"I'm not a lady. I'm a man, and my name is John."

"Well I didnt know you were called John."
"You could have asked."



"Were a Communist Democracy which rule changes every week based on voting held on a bi-weekly basis."

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{Run Away!}



lol srry i just love that movie.

plz post more seeing as i couldnt remember it all ^^
#12 Dec 22 2004 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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The Continuing Adventures of Joe Adventurer. Episode I.

I was walking through San d'Oria, as I uaually do on Firesday, when I came across a young lad crying.

"Young man. What is it that has you in tears?"
"Oh, well it's just, hey wait you an adventurer aren't you?"
"Why, yes I am." I responded. The young lad began to explain a tale of woe and horror. He asked if I could help him.

"Of course young man." I bowed deeply and headed out of the city to meet my quest head on.

I travelled quite aways. I forded streams, climbed hills and when going got tough, well I just walked around them. Soon I came across a lake. A beautiful expanse of water at the southern edges of the forest, a gentle breeze stirring the surface ever so gently.

I glanced around and through the trees I spotted my prey. It didn't notice me as I crept along, inching closer. Finally, I was right behind it, a goblin. A Filthy creature that couldn't even smell my scent, for it's own foulness perverted the very air that surrounded it.

I waited a moment, drew a breath and launched my assault.

"Give it back!" I yelled.
"Um er what?"
"The ball. Give it back."
"I was only playing..." It looked sheepishly at it's filthy shoes.
"I don't care. You're a bully now give me the ball."

Obtained: Red rubber ball.

I returned to my young friend, who was most pleased at my success.

"Thank-you. Please accept this reward."

Gentle music filled the air for a moment and was gone.

Obtained: 5 gil.

"5 GIL!?!?! You cheap little *******. Come back here. Hey, stop! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna feed you to Tiamat, you little piece of........"

FIN

Edited, Wed Dec 22 11:55:22 2004 by GaranTheElvaan
#13 Dec 22 2004 at 8:10 PM Rating: Good
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"Listen. Strange women, lyin' in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!"

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

"If I went around, claiming I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

--Arondight, Bismarck

Edited for sanity, even though I'm insane.

Edited, Wed Dec 22 20:11:32 2004 by sagashe
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#14 Dec 22 2004 at 11:07 PM Rating: Default
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LMAO

My Camoflague macro says,

/em practices the art of "How Not To Be Seen"

people in Yhoater loved it ^^
#15 Dec 23 2004 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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"Too late. There it is!"
"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbiit.."
"What? you had us all excited over a rabbit?"
"Yeah, you made me soil my armor!"
"Alright! One rabbit stew coming right up!"
*Bunny bites the knight's head off*
"I TOLD YOU! I told you! I always tell them , but do they listen? O no! It's just a harmless rabbit..."

"CHARGE!"

*Rabbit terrorizes the knights*

"RUN AWAY!"
"Suppose we stay here, it might become so cross, that it may make a mistake."
"What kind of mistake?"
"Uhh..."
"The Holy Hand Grenade!"
"Yes, of course! The holy hand grenade! It's one of the relics that brother manart carries with him! Brother Manart, bring out the holy hand grenade."
*monk's chant*
*Piesu dominae, donaeis requiem... etc*

"Hold up the Holy Hand Grenade. Take out the Holy Pin. Count to 3. 4 is too many, 2 is too less, excepting that you then proceed to 3. 5 is right out. After counting to 3, being the third number of counting, throw th holyhand grenade at your foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall die."

"ok. One, Two, Five!"
"Three sir!"
"Three!"
*grenade blows up the bunny*

#16 Dec 24 2004 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Continuing Adventures of Joe Adventurer. Episode II.

I entered the Lion Springs Tavern as I usually do on Windsday. A pint of San d'Orian Ale and a slice of Stone Bread do wonders for a weary adventurer. I sat down at my customary table to daydream of glory and riches.

A man strode over to my table and asked if he could join me in a drink. I obliged the fellow and we began to talk. He was a pleasant sort and our conversation invariably turned to Vana'diel's ecology, as is the custom with Tavern conversation.

He told me of an evil entity, slowly eroding Vana'diel's beautiful ecology and asked for my help. I of course said yes but not until I ask if the reward for my services were to exceed 5gil. He looked at me quizzically. I didn't bother to explain.

"No fear, my good sir. I shall save Vana'diel from ecological destruction."

I left the Tavern and wandered through Southern San d'Oria, screaming at the top of my lungs.

"Fame and Gil for Eco-Warriors! Join me!"

It didn't take long to get the help I was looking for. Apparently the gentleman in the Tavern had spoken to everyone in San d'Oria.

We made our way to the Caves in the La Theine Plateau. Upon entering Ordelles we were met with one of the Ecologists representatives. He ensured that we are prepared for our task.

After a long, arduous journey we finally came to the place where we should do battle. Stretched out before us was a massive room with a large table and ample seating. I took my seat and poured a large glass of water from the ewer before me. Moments later our foe entered the room and took a seat at the head of the table. He was accompanied by three other gentlemen.

"Good morning and thank-you for coming. I hope you do not mind that I have legal counsel with me." He poured himself a glass of water. I stood up and introduced myself and my team.

"Sir, you have been found in direct violation of Article 12, sub-section 3, paragraph B, of the Environmental Protection Act. We have orders to submit to you a Subpeona to appear in the High Court of San d'Oria on the date of 8/24/962 and answer these charges. Until said time, I am instructed to also inform you of a court order halting all operation of your facilities." I handed him the papers. I then got up to leave, accompanied by my council.

"Good day to you, sir." I made my way back to the Tavern and collected my reward.

Gentle music filled the air and was gone.

Obtained: Copy of the Dragon Cronicles
Obtained: 50 Gil.

"Fifty Gil!?!? You cheap hippy *******! Tree-hugging twerp... a book?!?! I've read this thing like twelve times... oh no you don't. Sit your butt back down, I ain't done with you.....

FIN

Edited, Fri Dec 24 10:44:07 2004 by GaranTheElvaan
#17 Dec 24 2004 at 5:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Excellent haha stories Garan, rate up^^

*seeing how close the holiday is, chugs back a couple of Zeid's Galkan Dark Stout and chases them with a glass of Shantot's Tarutaru cream on the rocks*

*sighs* holidays...


Edit:spelling, maybe too much drink........nah

Edited, Fri Dec 24 17:14:43 2004 by YukioOfBismarck
#18 Dec 24 2004 at 6:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Garan you have an amazing imagination ^^, rate up !
#19 Dec 26 2004 at 1:36 AM Rating: Good
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Thanks for the kind words folks...

Does this mean Episode III is a desired commodity?

#20 Dec 26 2004 at 6:13 AM Rating: Decent
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A whole hell of a lot more than Lucas' Episode III

humph, figure I saw the preview I've seen all the good parts of the movie...is it me or has he gone utterly insane and senile?
#21 Dec 26 2004 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
YukioOfBismarck wrote:
A whole hell of a lot more than Lucas' Episode III

humph, figure I saw the preview I've seen all the good parts of the movie...is it me or has he gone utterly insane and senile?


Lucas? Oh yes. Follow the link to learn more.

This Isn't Your Father's Trilogy

And on another note of amusement, for those who enjoy the show Lost, I bring you this:

Vile Speculation On The Plot

Edited, Sun Dec 26 11:39:08 2004 by nataraja
#22 Dec 26 2004 at 11:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Ah Penny-Arcade, truly two of the greatest philosophers of our times...

I love the Christmas arc they are doing with Cthulhu...I hope they print it as a book ^^
#23 Dec 26 2004 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
YukioOfBismarck wrote:
Ah Penny-Arcade, truly two of the greatest philosophers of our times...

I love the Christmas arc they are doing with Cthulhu...I hope they print it as a book ^^


Indeed. One of my favorites is the Line Dancing saga they did when Gabe Jr. was busy being born.

I'm waiting with bated breath to learn the results of Childs Play 2004.
#24 Dec 26 2004 at 11:50 AM Rating: Decent
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So who is following who through the forums here...lol

Glad your power is back bud
#25 Dec 27 2004 at 12:50 PM Rating: Decent
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So you want some silliness eh?

Last night Anubislg, Evilpickles and Zander(ME)
headed off to Norg to go craft and work on Fame for
Leviathan. Well for some odd reason we all decided
that it was Disco night, when we play we use Teamspeak
so that we can talk to eachother, so I started playing
"Hussle". Now imagine a Hume a Tarutaru and an Elvaan
doing the Hussle in Norg.

It was bloody hilarious and the other people there
couldn't figure out what we were doing =P
Now that was fun ^^

(A tarutaru doing /panic to "Do the Huslle" is bloody hilarious , as is a hume /point and /toss, as well as
an Elvaan /panic and /hurray)
#26 Dec 27 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
Sir zandertheredmage wrote:
So you want some silliness eh?

Last night Anubislg, Evilpickles and Zander(ME)
headed off to Norg to go craft and work on Fame for
Leviathan. Well for some odd reason we all decided
that it was Disco night, when we play we use Teamspeak
so that we can talk to eachother, so I started playing
"Hussle". Now imagine a Hume a Tarutaru and an Elvaan
doing the Hussle in Norg.

It was bloody hilarious and the other people there
couldn't figure out what we were doing =P
Now that was fun ^^

(A tarutaru doing /panic to "Do the Huslle" is bloody hilarious , as is a hume /point and /toss, as well as
an Elvaan /panic and /hurray)


/em has a horrified look on his face.

Disco? DISCO?!

Is it the devil?

/em pulls out his various blessed artifacts and approaches the possessed Zander sternly.

The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you!

Out, foul demon!

Get thee behind me, Satan!

Smiley: grin
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