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#1 Mar 09 2006 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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You can't be too careful these days!

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An 82-year-old Women's Institute stalwart has been asked to remove her hat in a pub - because staff claimed it was a security risk.

Retired teacher Betty Wilbraham was told by staff at The Hereward in Ely, Cambs, that its CCTV camera would not be able to see her face clearly enough.
Dubya should be proud of his special allies across the pond.

Now, if they'd banned the old bat for being a Munter I'd have no qualms.
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#2 Mar 09 2006 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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I don't know about you Nobby, but I've met some pretty nasty old ladies in my day. Mean old ******** would claw the flesh straight off your face if'n they had the strength. You can never be too careful around the elderly(no offence Smiley: wink) when they get all bitter and senile. You just can't be sure what they are capable of.
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#3 Mar 09 2006 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
You can never be too careful around the elderly(no offence Smiley: wink)
BASTAGE!
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#4 Mar 09 2006 at 5:18 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
You can never be too careful around the elderly(no offence Smiley: wink)
BASTAGE!
Smiley: lol
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#5 Mar 09 2006 at 5:26 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
You can never be too careful around the elderly(no offence Smiley: wink)
BASTAGE!

I keed, I keed. I joke because I love.

I'm just covering my bases so you don't try to get me all drunk in Beantown and try to sodomize me. I'm saving myself for moe Smiley: grin
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#6 Mar 09 2006 at 5:31 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I'm just covering my bases so you don't try to get me all drunk in Beantown and try to sodomize me. I'm saving myself for moe Smiley: grin
Ahh here's the news.

I plan to give Moe a good seeing to in the dirt-box, but in the interests of hygiene, I plan to use you as a condom.
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#7 Mar 09 2006 at 6:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Gramma's a terr'ist?? Ohh gnoes!!1
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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