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#152 Nov 09 2011 at 1:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Varus's views on women seriously sicken me.
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#153 Nov 09 2011 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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It seems his views on men are a little peculiar as well.
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#154 Nov 09 2011 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Ever heard of Paula Jones or Flowers?



No. Explain.
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#155 Nov 09 2011 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think Paula Jones once called Michelle Obama fat. Then Jones buttered a kitchen table and ate it in six bites.
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#156 Nov 09 2011 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Then Jones buttered a kitchen table and ate it in six bites.
It's good to see she's on a diet.
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#158 Nov 09 2011 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Nat,

Ever heard of Paula Jones or Flowers?



No. Explain.

Clinton follows in a rich tradition of presidents who fool around. Other recent ones with proven affairs include Johnson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, and Roosevelt. Nixon f*cked the law, if that counts.

Gennifer Flowers had a consensual sexual relationship, although for how long is debated. Both lied about it, then later admitted to it; Flowers said that it went on for 12 years, but then again, she also made about $500,000 in interviews and selling her story.

Paula Jones once sued Clinton for sexual harassment; similar to Cain's case, it was settled out of court.

Edit: Funnily enough, Paula Jones is also the name of a character from the SNES game Earthbound. Fantastic game, if you ever get the chance to try it.

Edited, Nov 9th 2011 2:44pm by LockeColeMA
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#159 Nov 09 2011 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Varus's views on women seriously sicken me.
When consensual and rape are interchangeable terms to someone ...
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I've heard that if you don't leave marks, that means it was consensual.

Also, yelling "surprise" right beforehand changes it from rape to surprise sex.

Edited, Nov 9th 2011 2:54pm by Spoonless
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Its obviously the womens fault, they clearly put themselves in a situation that would lead to them being harassed.
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Being born?
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#163 Nov 09 2011 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
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I dunno ask Gbaji what it means I just replaced raped with harassed.
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Watch out or Gbaji will cry to the mods until you get banned.

Tru Story Smiley: nod
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Watch out or Gbaji will cry to the mods until you get banned.

Tru Story Smiley: nod


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#166 Nov 09 2011 at 3:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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And you're free and loose with them to bawl to the admins when you've had your widdle feelings hurt Smiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laugh
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I like tears.
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#169 Nov 09 2011 at 4:37 PM Rating: Decent
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ill try anything once.
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Pleasepleaseplease let this guy be the GOP nominee Smiley: laugh
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#171 Nov 10 2011 at 8:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cain's handlers and speech writers are awful.
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#172 Nov 10 2011 at 8:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pleasepleaseplease let this guy be the GOP nominee Smiley: laugh

Really, any of those clowns but Romney.
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#173varusword75, Posted: Nov 10 2011 at 8:47 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Tulip,
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That whole believe everything a woman claims crap went out in the 90's when one liberal whack job woman after another kept fabricating lies to get cash payouts
So now you're saying Clinton was innocent. Good to see you come around. And so much conservative respect for women!
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pleasebecainpleasebecainpleasebecain...

On a non-Cain related note, remember after the first debate when I commented on how poorly Perry performed and how he was in over his head at these things? And the people who said "Haha... that liberal doesn't like Perry! Go figure!..."?

So... yeah. "Name all three agencies I'd dismantle? Ummm... uhhh..." Smiley: laugh Best moment since Palin couldn't name a single newspaper she read.
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#176 Nov 10 2011 at 9:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Comedy Gold.
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#177 Nov 10 2011 at 9:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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The right thing to have done would have been to take notes on his hands.
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The right thing would have been to say "You know what? I'm not going to waste any more of your time. Goodnight!" Smiley: grin
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#179 Nov 10 2011 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd be counting him out, but that sort of thing worked for Bush for years...

*evil shiver*
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#180varusword75, Posted: Nov 10 2011 at 10:24 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Joph,
#181 Nov 10 2011 at 10:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Do you really want to compare stupid quote gaffes?
Do you really want to compare stupid quote gaffes?
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#182varusword75, Posted: Nov 10 2011 at 10:33 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
#183varusword75, Posted: Nov 10 2011 at 10:33 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
#184 Nov 10 2011 at 10:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't you have a police car to defacate on?
Nah, that's what your mother is for. Smiley: smile
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Do you really want to compare stupid quote gaffes?

Well, no because I'd be here all day.

If you have any examples of someone running for the highest office in land and who can't name three executive agencies (despite saying he wants to eliminate them) though, I'd be interested in that.
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#186varusword75, Posted: Nov 10 2011 at 10:45 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Jophed,
#187 Nov 10 2011 at 10:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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How about someone who says God told him he wanted congress to pass his jobs bill?
How about someone who says God told him to invade Iraq?
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How about someone who doesn't know how many states there are?
Like Massachusetts?

Edited, Nov 10th 2011 11:49am by lolgaxe
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Nope, sorry. I know you're desperately floundering here but you know as well as I do that it's not even close.
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I think it is evident he doesn't know that.
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#190varusword75, Posted: Nov 10 2011 at 11:00 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Joph,
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Well, he doesn't need one to completely school the House Republicans to the point that Fox has to cut the feed out of humiliation.

Ouch. I'm sorry. You probably meant Obama talking to someone smarter than pre-schoolers. House Republicans wouldn't count then...
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#192 Nov 10 2011 at 11:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Joph, don't misunderestimate him.
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That was weak, even for you. You remember the House GOP getting their asses handed to them. The entire delegation got schooled by one man Smiley: laugh

But keep saying "teleprompter" -- it only makes it funnier how pathetic the GOP was that day.
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On the radio last night, they interviewed Cain donators who are all still supporting him.


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I know... I'm loving it. Best case scenario is that Cain rides into the nomination on the piss and vinegar of people trying to thumb the "establishment".
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Joph,

It really doesn't matter who gets the nomination because Obama is so weak on the economy it would take a miracle for him to win re-election.

Cain would embarass Obama in a debate on the economy.

ITT: Varus admits that an Obama victory is due to God's power (ie, a miracle).
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#199 Nov 10 2011 at 1:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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It really doesn't matter who gets the nomination because Obama is so weak on the economy it would take a miracle for him to win re-election.

As he beats Cain 10-15 pts in the polls Smiley: laugh
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ITT: Varus admits that an Obama victory is due to God's power (ie, a miracle).
Eh, he was saying it'd be a miracle the first time around. Lucky for varus that at least he'll be right if he makes the exact same prediction a third time.

Edited, Nov 10th 2011 2:52pm by lolgaxe
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Obama's only leading because of the Bradley/Wilder effect!
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