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#402 Dec 05 2011 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Michele Bachmann is singing "Come to Mama" for all she's worth. Ah, see the vultures circle.

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#403 Dec 05 2011 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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Ron Paul is jumping up and down in the back row, silently crying "When is it MY turn???"
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#404 Dec 05 2011 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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Ron Paul is jumping up and down in the back row, silently crying "When is it MY turn???"

Never, hopefully. The guy is a nut.
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Ron Paul is jumping up and down in the back row, silently crying "When is it MY turn???"

Apparently after Donald Trump's turn to moderate, as he's skipping the next debate since The Donald is the head of it. Smiley: lol
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#406 Dec 05 2011 at 3:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Donald Trump Debate is going to be fun to download off a torrent site because I'm not going to give it hits on Youtube or ratings for the live feed.
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catwho wrote:
Ron Paul is jumping up and down in the back row, silently crying "When is it MY turn???"

Never, hopefully. The guy is a nut.



He's no more crazy then anyone else in the GOP race, he just not as good at hiding his crazy.
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Nilatai wrote:
catwho wrote:
Ron Paul is jumping up and down in the back row, silently crying "When is it MY turn???"

Never, hopefully. The guy is a nut.



He's no more crazy then anyone else in the GOP race, he just not as good at hiding his crazy.

I dunno, Bachmann isn't exactly winning any prizes for keeping in the crazy.
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Nilatai wrote:
RavennofTitan wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
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Ron Paul is jumping up and down in the back row, silently crying "When is it MY turn???"

Never, hopefully. The guy is a nut.



He's no more crazy then anyone else in the GOP race, he just not as good at hiding his crazy.

I dunno, Bachmann isn't exactly winning any prizes for keeping in the crazy.


It seeps out through the eyes. O.o
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#410 Dec 06 2011 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
Mitt really isn't crazy. Newt, I don't know if he is crazy, either, but I don't really look for it, since 'being a rabid douchebag' is enough for me not to like him.
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#411 Dec 06 2011 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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I just want it known that I enjoyed Cain's concession speech.

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#414 Dec 06 2011 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Democrats had complete control over the gov for nearly 4yrs

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#415 Dec 06 2011 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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@#%^.

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#416varusword75, Posted: Dec 06 2011 at 11:26 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
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And you don't have anyone doing it for you.
That's because I'm capable of thinking for myself. Nice of you to realize that. Smiley: smile
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Do I dare ask how you ended up with people?


He recruited them on the basketball courts, duh.
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#421 Dec 06 2011 at 1:51 PM Rating: Default
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lagaga,

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That's because I'm capable of thinking for myself.


Obviously not; aren't you used to being told what to do?
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Actually I think that's a question you should ask your mom. You do know your parents don't you?

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"Your mom" jokes? Really, that's it?
#424 Dec 06 2011 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Actually I think that's a question you should ask your mom. You do know your parents don't you?



You don't need parents when you have wikipedia illustrations. Smiley: nod
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I think Varus is saying he had little bastard children and now depends on them to tell him what to think.

This explains a lot.

Edited, Dec 6th 2011 1:58pm by Jophiel
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#426 Dec 06 2011 at 1:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dear politicians: Sitting down with major newspapers and letting them grill you for a few hours until they're satisfied you're telling the truth is good policy.
Only in theory.


Yeah, I was about to say - the worst media stories are not created by politicians saying too little - they are almost always a result of them not keeping their mouth shut.



Edited, Dec 6th 2011 12:04pm by Olorinus
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I think Varus is saying he had little bastard children and now depends on them to tell him what to think.

This explains a lot.

Edited, Dec 6th 2011 1:58pm by Jophiel


Well shoot, and I had taken solace in the fact he was still an evolutionary dead end. Smiley: frown
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#428 Dec 06 2011 at 2:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obviously not; aren't you used to being told what to do?
Not really, no. But when all you know about the military is from episodes of King of the Hill, it shouldn't be a surprise you wouldn't know the first thing on how rank structure works.
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#430 Dec 06 2011 at 2:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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A machine gun nest took my shins off Smiley: frown


It's like "and then I took an arrow to the knee" for people who don't own new video games, and therefor aren't privy to their memes.
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Can I be in your club now?
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#432 Dec 06 2011 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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No, everything he knows about the military he learned from playing basketball with a bunch of negroid privates.
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From my skewed perspective of double army brat but never in the army myself, my impression was that the only ones asked to shut up and blindly follow orders are the fresh recruits in basic training and the lowest privates. The Army teaches you to think critically and for yourself in the correct way (the Army way), and recognizes such critical thinking skills as achievements and promotes you (eventually.)

Am I close?
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#435 Dec 06 2011 at 3:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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From my skewed perspective of double army brat but never in the army myself, my impression was that the only ones asked to shut up and blindly follow orders are the fresh recruits in basic training and the lowest privates. The Army teaches you to think critically and for yourself in the correct way (the Army way), and recognizes such critical thinking skills as achievements and promotes you (eventually.)

Am I close?


You just forgot the part somewhere in between all that, when you have to fight a giant lava monster with a sword.


Or was that just the Marines?

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On Monday, Gingrich tried to clarify his assertions that U.S. child labor laws are "truly stupid" and arguing that poor children living in public housing should be given work as janitors in their schools.


/facepalm

http://www.blackamericaweb.com/?q=articles/news/baw_commentary_news/35150



Edited, Dec 6th 2011 5:40pm by Olorinus
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On Monday, Gingrich tried to clarify his assertions that U.S. child labor laws are "truly stupid" and arguing that poor children living in public housing should be given work as janitors in their schools.


/facepalm

http://www.blackamericaweb.com/?q=articles/news/baw_commentary_news/35150



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I let my five year old niece try to paint her own finger nails, and he wants to let five year olds clean things. Good, solid, profound, fundamental thinking!

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If poor students started doing the janitorial work, what would all the mentally handicapped students do all day?

(Was my school the only one that used them as a Janitorial service?)
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#440varusword75, Posted: Dec 07 2011 at 11:29 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) What a surprise a GOP candidate says poor kids would be well served by getting a job and learning the value of getting paid for work they've done and the liberals have a fit.
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Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
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#443 Dec 07 2011 at 11:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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In related news GOP members prefer TV shows that involve work while Democrats prefer anything but shows that involve work.

I'm trying to determine my political affiliation based on my tv show tastes.

Is Antiques Roadshow a 'working' show or an 'anything but' show?
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We actually paid people to be janitors. Because you know, Canada's not poor like America, apparently.
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I do a shot whenever he leads with this.
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What a surprise a GOP candidate says poor kids would be well served by getting a job and learning the value of getting paid for work they've done and the liberals have a fit.


In related news GOP members prefer TV shows that involve work while Democrats prefer anything but shows that involve work.



So you would prefer that your five year old child should be cleaning sh*t from toilets developing a severe distaste for work at a young age that they would rather coast the rest of their lives, and never fully grasp the concept of why they are doing this work in the first place because they lack the mental capacity to understand the values you are trying to teach them.

Or...

Would you rather they be the normal age of 13 when you can get a job where you can teach them values that they will remember because they're brains have developed further and have the mental capacity to understand and appreciate the values of hard work.

I mean really, if you want to put your kids into slavery I'll gladly build you a transdimensional teleporter and you can jump right into your fantasy world, no questions asked.
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I mean really, if you want to put your kids into slavery I'll gladly build you a transdimensional teleporter and you can jump right into your fantasy world, no questions asked.
Clearly, it would only be the bastards of the liberal whores that would get stuck cleaning the toilets. And I'm sure the other kids, you know, the rich ones, would be supportive and compassionate to the poor slobs that had to wipe up their pee before sitting down to do arithmetic.
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I mean really, if you want to put your kids into slavery I'll gladly build you a transdimensional teleporter and you can jump right into your fantasy world, no questions asked.
Clearly, it would only be the bastards of the liberal whores that would get stuck cleaning the toilets. And I'm sure the other kids, you know, the rich ones, would be supportive and compassionate to the poor slobs that had to wipe up their pee before sitting down to do arithmetic.


You know what those reach folk say...

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I do a shot whenever he leads with this.


You must go through a lot of booze.
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I do a shot whenever he leads with this.


You must go through a lot of booze.


Hence my story about the alcohol poisoning.

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