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#1 Dec 14 2011 at 6:07 PM Rating: Sub-Default
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#2 Dec 14 2011 at 6:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Still a complete mystery how useless idiots like our friend varusX here are made, but the going theory is inbreeding.
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#3 Dec 14 2011 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
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She's an idiot, yes.

But I also see that her daughter is still alive.

And she STILL seems smarter than the people who commented on that blog.

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She deserves to lose all custaty of her duaghter
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#4 Dec 14 2011 at 6:13 PM Rating: Good
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Writing an autobiography, eh?
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#5 Dec 14 2011 at 6:23 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't get it...
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I think his point was about how awful "liberal" mothers are.

Which was a pretty awful point, considering this was a video about child endangerment. And we all lived to be adults. So, you know...
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#7 Dec 14 2011 at 7:02 PM Rating: Good
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Do I really need to go into the case of the Pearls?
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Yeah, my mother was actually a soldier and a sharpshot to boot. But nice try. Smiley: lol

(Actually, I do recall her calling the mother of one of my friends a bitch because she was threatening to take someone else's dog to the pound to be euthanized. So maybe mum was a bit of a bleeding heart after all.)
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#9 Dec 14 2011 at 7:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe is a soldier. Aren't conservatives gay for not disrespecting soldiers? (unless they're gay, of course)
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#10 Dec 14 2011 at 7:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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When I was a kid, neither liberals OR conservatives used car seats for their kids. There was no law for it. Ergo, all people back then were horrible parents.
#11 Dec 14 2011 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
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When I was a kid, neither liberals OR conservatives used car seats for their kids. There was no law for it. Ergo, all people back then were horrible parents liberals.


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#12 Dec 14 2011 at 7:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Faith in humanity" may not stop a train but the fact that the rail supervisors undoubtedly knew about the protest on the tracks probably would.

The mother's a dipshit and so's the guy who made his little Youtube video.
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#13 Dec 14 2011 at 8:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not that I'm necessarily in favor of putting 4 year olds on train tracks, but what exactly is the concern here? That the mother somehow wouldn't notice a train coming and let her daughter get hit by it? It's not as though she was in any peril.
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I'd wager she has more in her head than just Bud Light, Nascar and which sister you plan to impregnate.
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I'm afraid that your only right about yourself. Try looking in a mirror.
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#16 Dec 15 2011 at 2:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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What does a woman putting her kid on a rr track have to do with the title of this thread?
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Apparently we all got run over by trains as children.
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#18 Dec 15 2011 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Apparently we all got run over by trains as children.
Do you have marks?
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#19 Dec 15 2011 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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Apparently we all got run over by trains as children.
Do you have marks?


Varus would probably say so, though not by trains. If Catwho was liberal, then his parents were too. And that would make his father and mother sexual, @#%^phillic, abusive deviants.
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#20 Dec 15 2011 at 2:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Her.
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Wait... there are women on the internet? Smiley: dubious
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#22 Dec 15 2011 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Someone has to make the cooking webpages.
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MIND = BLOWN

And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars. Smiley: disappointed
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MIND = BLOWN

And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars. Smiley: disappointed


Most of the ones with sexy avatars are deviant minded men.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
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And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars. Smiley: disappointed


Most of the ones with sexy avatars are deviant minded men.


What about if they have a sexy avatar, and are making a cooking webpage?
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Apparently we all got run over by trains as children.
Do you have marks?
Was the train named gbaji?
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Wait... there are women on the internet? Smiley: dubious

Well, duh. The porn sites are full of 'em.
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#28 Dec 15 2011 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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WTF is a useful idiot? Well I guess Gbaji has you and varus around to make him appear less of an idiot, but is that really a use?
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WTF is a useful idiot?

One of those phrases conservative like to masturbate over. They like to pretend Lenin said it despite the lack of any evidence.

I believe Laura Ingraham likes to use the phrase about ten times per hour and the rest of the faithful just parrot it based off that.
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#30 Dec 15 2011 at 3:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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WTF is a useful idiot?

One of those phrases conservative like to masturbate over. They like to pretend Lenin said it despite the lack of any evidence.

I believe Laura Ingraham likes to use the phrase about ten times per hour and the rest of the faithful just parrot it based off that.


Relevant...

Veronica: "Oh, well, when in Rome."
Ron: "Yes? Please go on."
Veronica: "Uh, do as the Romans do? It's an old expression."
Ron: "Oh! I've never heard of it."
Veronica: "Oh."
Ron: "It's wonderful, though."
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Someone has to make the cooking webpages.


And the apps! Don't forget the cooking Android apps!

When I graduate, I am going to request to have my title changed to Programinatrix.

Someproteinguy apparently wasn't around for the infamous boobs episode 4-5 years ago.

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catwho wrote:

Someproteinguy apparently wasn't around for the infamous boobs episode 4-5 years ago.


Nope Smiley: grin

Didn't find this site until about 4 years ago and then just lurked for a while.
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#33Almalieque, Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 10:54 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent....Smiley: dubious
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Inconsistent if you're stupid.

Oh wait.
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#35Almalieque, Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 11:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Did a light bulb just go off? Must have hurt to actually think.
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You're not worth thinking. Just gonna say you're wrong and call you stupid from now on. I'm bound to be right 94% of the time.
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How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent....Smiley: dubious

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My mom let me play on the train tracks under her supervision and I didnt even get in a local newspaper. I feel ripped off.

I assume that everyone is lying about their identity on the internets. I like to think you're all cute kittens that use your masters' computers when they're away. Clever clever felines!
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We used to flatten pennies on the train tracks.

Because we were socialists.
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I still have a penny I flattens on the train tracks. Yeah, I was a badass; defacing government property at age 5.Smiley: cool
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#41 Dec 16 2011 at 7:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wait... there are women on the internet? Smiley: dubious


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Someone has to make the cooking webpages.


How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent....Smiley: dubious
I think the only woman on this board who doesn't know that lagaga is joking when he makes these comments is alma.
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#42 Dec 16 2011 at 8:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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I feel that people that claim you can't convey sarcasm through text are complete imbeciles.
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I feel that people that claim you can't convey sarcasm through text are complete imbeciles.

Yeah, right. Like you'd have the balls to tell someone that.
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That hurt me, Joph. Deep down, where I'm soft. Like a woman.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry. I was using sarcasm. I guess there was no way for you to tell and now I've hurt you so much Smiley: frown
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#46 Dec 16 2011 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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Wait guys, I'm confused. You're being all serious and stuff.

But this is the Asylum. Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?
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Sarcasm is hard. Smiley: frown
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Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?

No, this is all satire. It's like if you took some sarcasm and dressed it up for a black-tie event.
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Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?

No, this is all satire. It's like if you took some sarcasm and dressed it up for a black-tie event.


With all that extra work, it better put out.
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#50 Dec 16 2011 at 8:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Depends on whether you pay or go halfsies.
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Almalieque wrote:
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Inconsistent if you're stupid.

Oh wait.


Did a light bulb just go off? Must have hurt to actually think.
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