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#1 Dec 25 2011 at 3:00 AM Rating: Good
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Assuming a bearded old geezer broke into your home last night and emptied his sack (f'nuk f'nuk). . .

What did Santa bring?
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#2 Dec 25 2011 at 4:04 AM Rating: Good
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As mentioned in the thread by DSD, I received a pair of knitted, knee length, wool socks.
At dinner last night I also received many hugs from the grand kids.
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#3 Dec 25 2011 at 4:17 AM Rating: Good
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MTG Cards, new boots and some cloths. I'm cool with that.
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#4 Dec 25 2011 at 6:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's only 7am, so we havent opened presents yet. I bought my mother a Kindle Fire and some special heat resistant crochet yarn for making pot holders and stuff. I bought my father a dozen pairs of super thick warm socks (expensive buggers). He works outside year round, and warm socks are important. And I bought both of them a toaster oven.

Last night my dad stopped by and dropped off a couple gifts for the pile so when they come over today we'll open them.

I grew up very poor, so gift giving was never very big. It wasn't until I graduated college and got a real job that I started spending money on non-essentials.
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#5 Dec 25 2011 at 7:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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I got some epic lootz. A LoZ 3DS with Ocarina of Time, a new Xbox 250Gig and live subscription, Dances with Dragons, assorted clothing, whiskey, and the mother of all hangovers.


I was most pleased with how much the family liked their gifts from me though!
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#6 Dec 25 2011 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cash and some crap.
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#7 Dec 25 2011 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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A sweater, a necklace, some nice drinking glasses a few other goodies and best of all a fancy easel for my nook. I'd been using a yoga app on my nook, but was having a hard time placing the nook to see the instructor and still properly do the poses and breath and stuff. Smiley: clown

Merry Christmas Assylumites!! Smiley: moogle
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#8 Dec 25 2011 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Scored an authentic Ray Lewis Ravens jersey from my brother. My Mommy got me some new bed stuff and mario 3D land for my DS. Step Dad got me a (pretty cool so far) book called Trillion Dollar Conspiracy (about how America was sold out to the money man and other conspiracies). Oh and socks, I love socks.

Pretty good haul should keep me entertained for a few days.

Merry Christmas to you all.
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#9 Dec 25 2011 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm typing this on my new kindle fire. Yes, Thumb, you can get Hulu plus on it. Sick totally surprised me with a Droid Razor. I was totally floored. The Fam is setting up the new xbox while I testdrive this baby!
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#10 Dec 25 2011 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Keys to the car from Jonwin, as mention in other thread, and a Penguin statue to add to my collection. Also lots of hugs and smiles from grand children.
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#11 Dec 25 2011 at 10:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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I got a rock.

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#12 Dec 25 2011 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
I got a rock.



Was it shiny?
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#13 Dec 25 2011 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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I got a few new pairs of pants (my work pants have been getting tight), a yoga mat and a canvas firewood tote.
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#14 Dec 25 2011 at 11:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
I got a rock.



Was it shiny?


And faceted! And it has a twin.

I shall wear them in my ears, like little trophies.

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#15 Dec 25 2011 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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My mother gave me a rather large stain glass picture of a baby Jesus scene. Odd given my lack of belief.
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#16 Dec 25 2011 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
I got some clothes, a couple hundred of dollars, and a new phone. Friggen Sprint network is shit at my apartment.
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#17 Dec 25 2011 at 12:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
My mother gave me a rather large stain glass picture of a baby Jesus scene. Odd given my lack of belief.



That sounds wonderfully awful.

You should totally put it in the garage, with some candles behind it. And a cauldron in front.

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#18 Dec 25 2011 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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I got some books, some herbs/spices, and some clothes.
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#19 Dec 25 2011 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
I got a bunch of small waterproof spice containers that all attach to each other, which will be awesome for camping. I also got some cold weather gear, and a new plunger/blender type thing.
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#20 Dec 25 2011 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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a new plunger/blender type thing.

Smiley: um

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#21 Dec 25 2011 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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Pile of incense, cookware, money, food, and a sonic screwdriver.
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#22 Dec 25 2011 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
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Tea, hundred bucks to drop at the mall, a pair of UGA salt and pepper shakers I adore (that wins Most Thoughtful Present from me), and a wine decanter.
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#23 Dec 25 2011 at 5:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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A Keurig coffee maker, Stephen King's new book, 5 pairs of Snoopy socks, one pair of Snoopy booties, one Snoopy jacket and wine. I'm extremely easy to shop for.
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Snoopy wine?
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#25 Dec 25 2011 at 6:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Snoopy wine?
My kids were just now digging around in our booze cabinet and pulled out an old bottle of whiskey that is in the shape of John Lennons head - with removable glasses.
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#26 Dec 25 2011 at 9:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I got a couple things for an F-22 plastic model i'm working on (photoetched details, etc) Uncharted III PS3 game (which is ironically the first game I've ever recieved as a present, a new aluminum swashplate for my MCPx helicopter, some cook books and gardening reference books, and many items of delicious chocolate. Oh, I also got a rock too. but mine is a wierd looking Agate with a pure yellow band squiggled down the middle for my rock collection.
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