While walking home from the local necromancy supply store on the first Wednesday of August, Nilatai will trip over a small rock and skin his knee. The rock will roll down a slight hill, blocking a drain, which proceeds to flood, floating a piece of wood down the street and causing a truck carrying 14,000 gallons of highly flammable tofu extract to veer off the road and into the middle of a construction site, where a crane hoisting a 3000 pound girder is then struck, topples, knocks over a building, which knocks over 3 others, thankfully all unoccupied, domino style until the furthest one over falls, dams a nearby river, floods the entire city, and eventually results in the popular tourist attraction “Venice II”. Ta Da!
I'm going to invest in boats, I'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams! Mwahahahhaha.