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#1 Jan 11 2012 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
http://www.wnd.com/2012/01/teen-girl-scout-calls-for-cookie-boycott/

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A reportedly 14-year-old Girl Scout has joined with parents and Scout alumni to call for a boycott of the widely popular Girl Scout cookies, claiming the organization is using cookie proceeds to push a radical homosexual agenda at the expense of the Scouts’ safety.


The article goes on to clarify that the whole issue stems from the Girl Scouts USA allowing trans-gender males to join the Girl Scouts so long as they identify as female and their parents present them as female.

Thoughts? I personally think that a 14-year-old girl wouldn't come up with something like this on her own unless she had some... persuading from her parents, as well as the fact that, while I'm surprised trans-gender males are allowed in the Girl Scouts in the first place, I think that's a phenomenal step in the right direction for teaching the youth of America how to be more tolerant and accepting of people different from themselves.
#2 Jan 11 2012 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll start killing Girl Scouts if I don't get my yearly supply of Thin Mint Chocolate cookies.
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#3 Jan 11 2012 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll start killing Girl Scouts if I don't get my yearly supply of Thin Mint Chocolate cookies.


Just make sure you go for the trans-gender ones. Once they're gone, the cookie production will resume.
#4 Jan 11 2012 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Meh. There's already the American Heritage Girls, started in 1995 when the most conservative folks got ticked at lesbians being allowed as scout leaders. They're a pro-God version of the Scouts that may suit this girl better.
#5 Jan 11 2012 at 1:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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A reportedly 14-year-old Girl Scout

Reportedly 14 years old, or reportedly a Girl Scout? One would think that the lazy reporter could have easily verified both. Smiley: dubious

Also, #12.5.
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A reportedly 14-year-old Girl Scout...

That's just the kind of hard-edged fact based journalism I've come to expect from WND Smiley: laugh

LOL, damn you Twiz!

Edited, Jan 11th 2012 1:42pm by Jophiel
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#7 Jan 11 2012 at 1:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Girl Guides and Boy Scouts should just merge. Keeping them separate for all these years is what's been confusing them and turning them all gay. What do you expect when all they do is hang out with people of their own gender?

Edited, Jan 11th 2012 3:43pm by Uglysasquatch
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#8 Jan 11 2012 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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A for effort, Mr. Johnny-come-lately.
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#9 Jan 11 2012 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Girl Guides and Boy Scouts should just merge. Keeping them separate for all these years is what's been confusing them and turning them all gay. What do you expect when all they do is hang out with people of their own gender?

You have any kids, or know any kids in the 8-14 range? Until puberty, the last thing any boy wants to do is hang out with dumb girls. They don't even know how to play G.I. Joes!

Kids still play with G.I. Joes, right?
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A for effort

Woooooooo... 4.0!

I had a little girl come to the door the other day selling cookies. I didn't even know they did that any more; these days I'm just harassed in the office and at family parties to buy stuff. Anyway, to the chagrin of reportedly 14 year old girls everywhere, I happily placed an order for a few boxes and even paid up-front.
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#11 Jan 11 2012 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
A for effort

Woooooooo... 4.0!

I had a little girl come to the door the other day selling cookies. I didn't even know they did that any more; these days I'm just harassed in the office and at family parties to buy stuff. Anyway, to the chagrin of reportedly 14 year old girls everywhere, I happily placed an order for a few boxes and even paid up-front.


I've only run into them in the mall. They set up stands there sometimes to do their peddling. Once, I think I bought like 8 boxes of Samoas, intended entirely for personal consumption.

I fucking love Samoas.

PS: Well, it's clear what aspect of this topic I'm interested in.

Edited, Jan 11th 2012 2:58pm by Eske
#12 Jan 11 2012 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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Girl Scout cookies are such a scam. The same box of cookies you buy from cute little girl scout for four bucks you can buy in the grocery store for two.

That said, kudo's to the Girl Scouts for not excluding the girly boyz.
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The same box of cookies you buy from cute little girl scout for four bucks you can buy in the grocery store for two.

Well, yeah. The idea is that you're supporting a cause. It's like those $2 candy bars they sell to raise bus money for the kids' soccer league.
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#14 Jan 11 2012 at 2:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Girl Guides and Boy Scouts should just merge. Keeping them separate for all these years is what's been confusing them and turning them all gay. What do you expect when all they do is hang out with people of their own gender?

You have any kids, or know any kids in the 8-14 range? Until puberty, the last thing any boy wants to do is hang out with dumb girls. They don't even know how to play G.I. Joes!

Kids still play with G.I. Joes, right?
See what I mean? Demea was clearly in the Boy Scouts-totally gay.
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#15 Jan 11 2012 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
The same box of cookies you buy from cute little girl scout for four bucks you can buy in the grocery store for two.

Well, yeah. The idea is that you're supporting a cause. It's like those $2 candy bars they sell to raise bus money for the kids' soccer league.
Yeah, I understand that. Last I checked the girl scouts were getting fifty cents/box.

I'll still buy a half dozen boxes or more. I'll happily consume them knowing that I know.....

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#16 Jan 11 2012 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
The crack they lace in Samoas can't be recreated in a store bought cookie.

On the other hand, a friend knows the recipe to recreate the flavor of a Tagalong:

- 1 box ritz PB crackers
- 1 box candy chocolate coating

Melt chocolate. Dip crackers in chocolate, coating thoroughly. Set down on wax paper. Let cool.

Enjoy the flavor of a Tagalong year round.
#17 Jan 11 2012 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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See what I mean? Demea was clearly in the Boy Scouts-totally *****.
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#18 Jan 11 2012 at 3:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Meh. There's already the American Heritage Girls, started in 1995 when the most conservative folks got ticked at lesbians being allowed as scout leaders.


Isn't this like **** plot #18?
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#19 Jan 11 2012 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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17. 18 involves an Eiffel Tower.
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On the other hand, a friend knows the recipe to recreate the flavor of a Tagalong:

- 1 box ritz PB crackers
- 1 box candy chocolate coating

Melt chocolate. Dip crackers in chocolate, coating thoroughly. Set down on wax paper. Let cool.

Enjoy the flavor of a Tagalong year round.

I have a sweatshop full of Samoans in my basement making these.
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#21 Jan 11 2012 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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There is not nearly enough peanut butter in the Tagalongs, or the peanut butter they have is not very peanut buttery.. They disappoint me.
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#22 Jan 11 2012 at 6:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:


Kids still play with G.I. Joes, right?


Yeah. It's called Call of DutySmiley: cool
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#23 Jan 11 2012 at 7:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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There is not nearly enough peanut butter in the Tagalongs, or the peanut butter they have is not very peanut buttery.. They disappoint me.


So layer on more peanut butter and make a peanut butter and Tagalong sandwich.
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LockeColeMA wrote:
Meh. There's already the American Heritage Girls, started in 1995 when the most conservative folks got ticked at lesbians being allowed as scout leaders.


Isn't this like **** plot #18?

Don't know about that, but I saw a London Keyes where she dresses up in her old Girl Scout uniform and goes around, little red wagon and all, and has sex for cookies. Actually I don't think she even sold any cookies.
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#26 Jan 11 2012 at 7:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd be the one sap on the blooper reel to get Thin Mints. Smiley: frown
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