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Tag-a-longs and Think Mints are the ****. My sister was a girl scout for a year and when she did the cookies she was too much of a lazy ***** to deliver . . . after a few months the family decided they were free game. 4 cases of cookies were never consumed so fast.
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Tag-a-longs and Think Mints are the sh*t. My sister was a girl scout for a year and when she did the cookies she was too much of a lazy ***** to deliver . . . after a few months the family decided they were free game. 4 cases of cookies were never consumed so fast.
Is this why I didn't get the Thin Mints I ordered in 1998?
Heartless *****.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Omegavegeta wrote:
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Tag-a-longs and Think Mints are the sh*t. My sister was a girl scout for a year and when she did the cookies she was too much of a lazy ***** to deliver . . . after a few months the family decided they were free game. 4 cases of cookies were never consumed so fast.
Is this why I didn't get the Thin Mints I ordered in 1998?
Heartless *****.
Yes and she really is. Does it make you feel better that I was the fat kid in middle school because I ate all your cookies?
SillyXSara wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
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Tag-a-longs and Think Mints are the sh*t. My sister was a girl scout for a year and when she did the cookies she was too much of a lazy ***** to deliver . . . after a few months the family decided they were free game. 4 cases of cookies were never consumed so fast.
Is this why I didn't get the Thin Mints I ordered in 1998?
Heartless *****.
Yes and she really is. Does it make you feel better that I was the fat kid in middle school because I ate all your cookies?
Haha, "was".
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Jophiel wrote:
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A for effort
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I had a little girl come to the door the other day selling cookies. I didn't even know they did that any more; these days I'm just harassed in the office and at family parties to buy stuff. Anyway, to the chagrin of reportedly 14 year old girls everywhere, I happily placed an order for a few boxes and even paid up-front.
You pay upfront? You really are too trustworthy!
I sold a lot of cookies when I was in the scouts, it was a mixed scouts, I never had any complaints about that.
Eh, worst case scenario, some girl pockets my $8.
That would be considered a "gain" compared to how much most dames get me for
That would be considered a "gain" compared to how much most dames get me for
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I always end up spending more than $8 on cookies. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I always end up spending more than $8 on cookies.
We're still talking about Girl Scouts, right?
Actually... don't answer that.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
I always end up spending more than $8 on cookies.
We're still talking about Girl Scouts, right?
Actually... don't answer that.
Why not? I want to hear the answer to that one!
**** stars drive a mean bargain for Thin Mints. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I feel bad for the Boy Scouts. The Girl Scouts get to sell highly addictive and tastey cookies. The boys get to sell popcorn. Talk about a setup for failure.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Also, no one has made a porno using a Boy Scout uniform.
Or, if they did, I really don't want to see it.
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Wait... she had sex and was paid in cookies?
Edited, Jan 13th 2012 11:49am by Jophiel
Or, if they did, I really don't want to see it.
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Debalic wrote:
I saw a London Keyes where she dresses up in her old Girl Scout uniform and goes around, little red wagon and all, and has sex for cookies
Wait... she had sex and was paid in cookies?
Edited, Jan 13th 2012 11:49am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Also, no one has made a porno using a Boy Scout uniform.
Or, if they did, I really don't want to see it.
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Wait... she had sex and was paid in cookies?
Edited, Jan 13th 2012 11:49am by Jophiel
Or, if they did, I really don't want to see it.
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Debalic wrote:
I saw a London Keyes where she dresses up in her old Girl Scout uniform and goes around, little red wagon and all, and has sex for cookies
Wait... she had sex and was paid in cookies?
Edited, Jan 13th 2012 11:49am by Jophiel
Her Daughter needed extra cookies to sell so she could win the go-cart. Don't judge her!!!
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