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#402 Feb 27 2013 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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He creates quality mental images though...
Palpitus1 wrote:
I'm just lying here in my own Cheetoes thrashing out at random.

Smiley: rolleyes

Begs the question of who else's Cheetos you'd expect him to be lying in.

Jill Stein's if I had to wager.
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#404 Feb 27 2013 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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I imagine Palpitus in a Big Rock Candy Mountain-like paradise, cheerfully splashing about in a lake made of cheese puffs.

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Cheetos need better regulation. think of the children
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Jophiel wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
He creates quality mental images though...
Palpitus1 wrote:
I'm just lying here in my own Cheetoes thrashing out at random.

Smiley: rolleyes

Begs the question of who else's Cheetos you'd expect him to be lying in.
The Gub'mint's Cheetos of course.
#407 Feb 27 2013 at 4:00 PM Rating: Default
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Access to affordable health care is a basic human rights issue that is adversely affecting far more of our population than inter/national intelligence procedures - no?


At the risk of even stepping my little toe into this, er... discussion: No, it's not. It's neither a basic human right nor an issue adversely affecting far more of our population than pretty much anything else the government could or should be doing. Except for very strange definitions of "human rights" and "adversely affecting" that is.
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#408 Feb 28 2013 at 1:23 AM Rating: Good
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#409 Feb 28 2013 at 2:54 AM Rating: Default
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I imagine Palpitus in a Big Rock Candy Mountain-like paradise, cheerfully splashing about in a lake made of cheese puffs.



I eat enough cheese doodles to get my fingers covered, then lick them off and wait a bit for the next round.

Speaking of Big Rock Candy Mountain: The greatest commercial ever, featuring Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish doing his own sexually provocative version of it, also featuring Vida Guerra's giant ***, an asian chick, Cowboys cheerleaders, and *****-like exploding milk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUyzLvuhbps

And for those who don't know, since Hootie, Rucker has become the biggest black country music artist since Charley Pride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etr7UtnUflM

ETA after awhile: Brad Paisley suprising Rucker with an invitation to be a member of the grand ole opry. Very sweet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGuK9f0Tz7g

Edited, Mar 5th 2013 5:12am by Palpitus1
#410 Feb 28 2013 at 3:19 AM Rating: Good
How would you rate your respect for natural law?
#411 Feb 28 2013 at 3:45 AM Rating: Default
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How would you rate your respect for natural law?


Are you asking me? I respect natural law as much or little as I rate any other arbitrarily axiomatic moral philosophy.

I don't subscribe to it or believe in it personally; so it isn't relevant for my own morals and beliefs.
#412 Feb 28 2013 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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How would you rate your respect for natural law?


Are you asking me? I respect natural law as much or little as I rate any other arbitrarily axiomatic moral philosophy.

I don't subscribe to it or believe in it personally; so it isn't relevant for my own morals and beliefs.

Weirdly worded question.

Following a wild and crazy night of cannibalism and Cuervo, will you still respect natural law in the morning?
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At the risk of even stepping my little toe into this, er... discussion: No, it's not. It's neither a basic human right nor an issue adversely affecting far more of our population than pretty much anything else the government could or should be doing. Except for very strange definitions of "human rights" and "adversely affecting" that is.

Sure. Also:

Climate change doesn't exist.
Government spending is wasteful and can't ever create jobs EXCEPT for defense spending which has magicked us every relevant technology of the last 30,000 years.
Gay marriage should be illegal, but not because Gbaji hates gays, because it's a tax and revenue issue.
Romney would have won if only Sandy hadn't prevented him from winning New York.
It's a huge advantage to be black in modern America.
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#414 Feb 28 2013 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
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Oversampling.
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At the risk of even stepping my little toe into this, er... discussion: No, it's not. It's neither a basic human right nor an issue adversely affecting far more of our population than pretty much anything else the government could or should be doing. Except for very strange definitions of "human rights" and "adversely affecting" that is.

Sure. Also:

Climate change doesn't exist.
Government spending is wasteful and can't ever create jobs EXCEPT for defense spending which has magicked us every relevant technology of the last 30,000 years.
Gay marriage should be illegal, but not because Gbaji hates gays, because it's a tax and revenue issue.
Romney would have won if only Sandy hadn't prevented him from winning New York.
It's a huge advantage to be black in modern America.
Abstinence education prevents teen sex.

Don't forget gun-voting.
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Kavekk wrote:
Personally, I love this new guy. He's ace, and possibly wizard. Possibly a wizard.

You never know with wizards.


You know what they say about wizards...
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Kavekk wrote:
Personally, I love this new guy. He's ace, and possibly wizard. Possibly a wizard.

You never know with wizards.


You know what they say about wizards...

They can't spell?
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#419 Feb 28 2013 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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Are you asking me? I respect natural law as much or little as I rate any other arbitrarily axiomatic moral philosophy.

I don't subscribe to it or believe in it personally; so it isn't relevant for my own morals and beliefs.


Right, that's what I thought. It'd make it hard to justify the horrific thaumaturgic experiments, I expect.

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#420 Mar 01 2013 at 12:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Kavekk wrote:
Right, that's what I thought. It'd make it hard to justify the horrific thaumaturgic experiments, I expect.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.


I shall trepan the **** out of your skull. Your four humours from it will give me power to turn iron into gold. I'm Sylar in Heroes villiany level. You Shall Not Pass.
#421 Mar 01 2013 at 12:44 AM Rating: Default
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Elinda wrote:
Following a wild and crazy night of cannibalism and Cuervo, will you still respect natural law in the morning?


No. At that point I'd be a hedonist, like that robot on Futurama. But I'll respect the limited memories I have of that night. Except for cannibalism (wtf!). (Or if I did that, hey now, nice tasty meat and I shall hide the body well!)

And except for Cuervo--what is that, tequila? Rum? Or some Dos Equis Mexican thang? I'm not down with that. My drink is King Cobra 40s. Malt liquor > natural law. I wonder if Plato ever opined drink vs. philosophy. Human condition vs. human ideal. Mind vs. body.
#422gbaji, Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 8:18 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That's where you should have stopped btw.
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That's where you should have stopped btw.

Oddly that's how we all feel right before you hit the "submit post" button.

Edited, Mar 2nd 2013 12:01pm by Smasharoo
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gbaji wrote:
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At the risk of even stepping my little toe into this, er... discussion: No, it's not. It's neither a basic human right nor an issue adversely affecting far more of our population than pretty much anything else the government could or should be doing. Except for very strange definitions of "human rights" and "adversely affecting" that is.

Sure.


That's where you should have stopped btw.


SO SAYS YOU!!!!!
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#425 Mar 04 2013 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
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Most people who even remotely understand the language would see a post that just says "sure" and not see it as "He must agree with the quoted section!"
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#426 Mar 04 2013 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Most people who even remotely understand the language would see a post that just says "sure" and not see it as "He must agree with the quoted section!"
Sure.
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