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In these final hours of non-Popeness, I'd just like to tell you all that you're all going to Hell.
I'll be telling you the same in a few but then it'll be as Pope.
I'll be telling you the same in a few but then it'll be as Pope.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Game on.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Benedict was chosen to replace himself.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Benedict was chosen to replace himself.
That's the M Night Shamalammmamamamam version
That's the M Night Shamalammmamamamam version
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I think it was Jophiel.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Someone on my Facebook feed was saying it'd be Dennis Rodman. I think that'd make for interesting times.
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IcookPizza wrote:
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I'd like to see the black guy get it, not because I know his stance or believe he's the most qualified or anything, but just for the following week of outrage to accompany it.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I'd like to see the black guy get it, not because I know his stance or believe he's the most qualified or anything, but just for the following week of outrage to accompany it.
The Cardinals would probably switch back to white robes if a black guy was ever made pope.
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Hmm Argentinian. That's interesting.
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I hope they announce it by doing the Harlem Shake.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
Hmm Argentinian. That's interesting.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jorge Mario? That guy couldn't look more white.
See, that's Africa's problem, not enough chalk white Cardinals.
See, that's Africa's problem, not enough chalk white Cardinals.
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lolgaxe wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Hmm Argentinian. That's interesting.
According to Flea, all Argentinians are Euro-wannabes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Our neighbors mother is Argentinian. Looks like a someone from an LL Bean catalog.
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Argentina borders Brazil, maybe he is related to one of the ***** that fled there? 
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Argentina borders Brazil, maybe he is related to one of the ***** that fled there
They mostly fled to Argentina.
They mostly fled to Argentina.
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Jophiel wrote:
In these final hours of non-Popeness, I'd just like to tell you all that you're all going to Hell.
I'll be telling you the same in a few but then it'll be as Pope.
I'll be telling you the same in a few but then it'll be as Pope.
Lighten up, Francis.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Hey, he's a Jesuit. That's probably more interesting than the living near brown people part.
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He apparently has a history of kidnapping other priests, or at least making plans to. I can't wait to hear how that tidbit from his past gets re-examined.
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IcookPizza wrote:
I think RDM's neurotic omniscience is sooooooo worth including in any alliance.
They were pedophiles, he was doing it to save the children of course.
Can't get elected pope without eliminating your rivals!
Can't get elected pope without eliminating your rivals!
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I imagine the conversation went something like this:
"Man, Ratzinger is so old! He was 78 when he was elected pope! Let's make the next guy younger so he lasts longer."
"How old is Bergoglio?"
"76"
"Sure, he's practically a baby!"
"Man, Ratzinger is so old! He was 78 when he was elected pope! Let's make the next guy younger so he lasts longer."
"How old is Bergoglio?"
"76"
"Sure, he's practically a baby!"
His parents actually emigrated from Italy. So, yeah, descended from Italian fascists.
Dammit, now they just have to figure out some way to turn "Francis" into "Peter" and he really is Peter the Roman.
Because there's not enough people predicting the end of the world yet.
Here's hoping.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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