New forum feature: Autoreply! Follow

Like increasing your post count and thus growing your star farm? Tired of trying to think up witty and timeless replies to the myriad trolls and spammers of the worls, while maintiaining your cool? Let the forum do the work for you! We've recently implemented a new module that uses the power of crowd sourcing to automatically search the internet for similar conversations and extrapolate an awsome reply to ANY forum topic. "Microwaved aardvaarks are killing the bees!" Done. "What kind of soup should I wear in my hat today?" Thats an easy one. "where are my pants and why do I have this rash?" er, you may not want to ask that one in public. You get the idea.

Now we're not sure what kind of load this new feature is going to place on the servers, so right now we're only rolling it out in a limited manner with a special trigger. To use it, simply include the phrase "bagel socks" in any post you make. The forum replyometer will do the rest! Try not to use it in reply to really, really, really, really long posts as the whole thing might catch fire. Also, avoid anything having to do with yak bladders. For some reason that seems to confuse the system and it generates an alma.

Anyways, have fun!

I have been using the beta of this software for over ten years.

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Can I put in a request for it to stop at an extra 20,000 posts? I don't want it to have ALL the fun without me.

I thought that feature was called Rachel9?

You don't want to know what he did to the previous 8 iterations.

There's a question that's been on my mind lately: How can someone who claims to be so educated and so open-minded dare to trade fundamental human rights for a cheap "guarantee" of safety and security? I mean, I'm not saying anything you don't already know about. For starters, we've all heard Mr. Kaolian Admin yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. I hope it will not disappoint you to learn that his slurs cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that Kaolian can achieve his goals by friendly and moral conduct.

I used to think that fickle segregationists were the most jaundiced people on the planet, but now I know that Kaolian wants us to believe that faster than you can say "noncontemporaneousness" it will be considered cool to impose twisted new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of harebrained drive for power. Yes, things will be that way if we choose to believe that. I choose not to believe that. I choose to believe that if we're not careful, Kaolian's impulsive expedients will throw us into a third world war in the near future. If natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species then he is clearly going to be the first to go. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because inerudite propagandists gobble up Mr. Kaolian Admin's hostile nostrums like golden morsels of simplism.

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I'm against bagelarchies.

oh no i got fooled well done kaolian five stars

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