someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
What else are apples good for?
Cider?
Edited, Apr 3rd 2013 11:42am by someproteinguy
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Cider?
Edited, Apr 3rd 2013 11:42am by someproteinguy
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
What else are apples good for?
Cider?
Edited, Apr 3rd 2013 11:42am by someproteinguy
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I'm just a silly Brit .... but why is a state religion required when it's been absent for so long? I am presuming this is just a news creating, hardline, vote winning ploy?
They saw Arizona going ******* insane and decided to get on that bus.
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lolgaxe wrote:
They saw Arizona going batsh*t insane and decided to get on that bus.
North Carolina: Arizona of the East Coast
You're free to use that one, NC Chamber of Commerce.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
/shrug It's a standard 10th amendment argument. Not really anything new. Nothing in the proposed law mandates anything regarding religion, much less Christianity as suggested in the article. It simply says that the 1st amendment only restricts Congress from passing such laws, not the states. Honestly nothing wrong with the states rights angle at all. I just think they automatically make themselves targets for precisely the kind of backlash seen here when they foolishly focus on the 1st amendment rather than stating the issue in more broad terms.
Much ado about nothing really. In the midst of all the real problems going on right now, a somewhat stock declaration like this isn't that significant. It's just as meaningless as a state legislature deciding out of the blue to declare that they really do have a right to secede.
Much ado about nothing really. In the midst of all the real problems going on right now, a somewhat stock declaration like this isn't that significant. It's just as meaningless as a state legislature deciding out of the blue to declare that they really do have a right to secede.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
LockeColeMA wrote:
In other sigh-worthy Republican shennanigans, Florida's GOP-controlled senate passed a bill banning all "drug paraphernalia" today (things such as pipes, bongs, and vaporizers). Apparently one of the few exceptions are wooden pipes. Ban takes effect on July 1st.
There goes about half of the local business around here.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
sometimes I really hate my state 
Fortunately, this will in no way pass. Unfortunately, it's an utter waste of tax dollars that could be used elsewhere needed while some GOPs have a tantrum after being told they could not continue to have public prayers in places like school. It's also coming from a backwards, rural part of NC where even a lot of those who live there are appalled that this was brought up.
The person responsible for this can be reached here if you want to tell him how much of an idiot he is: Carl.Ford@ncleg.net
Fortunately, this will in no way pass. Unfortunately, it's an utter waste of tax dollars that could be used elsewhere needed while some GOPs have a tantrum after being told they could not continue to have public prayers in places like school. It's also coming from a backwards, rural part of NC where even a lot of those who live there are appalled that this was brought up.
The person responsible for this can be reached here if you want to tell him how much of an idiot he is: Carl.Ford@ncleg.net
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Omegavegeta wrote:
Ok, not that hard to make I suppose. They just didn't work for crap - at least not compared to other easier home-made smoking contraptions.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Quote:
Apple bongs were hard to make
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Honestly nothing wrong with the states rights angle at all.
Other than stare decisis since the Civil War, no, nothing.
Other than stare decisis since the Civil War, no, nothing.
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You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec, but really, our one special little snowflake pales in comparison to the 20 or so special snow flakes you guys have. Glad to not be American and having to acknowledge I share my nationality with so many windowlickers.
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Glad to not be American and having to acknowledge I share my nationality with so many windowlickers.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Is it our fault that we're smarter than you?
Now that I think about if, if we keep sending our windowlickers to you, if it's not our fault yet, it soon will be.
Edited, Apr 4th 2013 10:33am by Uglysasquatch
Now that I think about if, if we keep sending our windowlickers to you, if it's not our fault yet, it soon will be.
Edited, Apr 4th 2013 10:33am by Uglysasquatch
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You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec
Mostly other Canadians. WE don't discriminate down here, if you're from Vancouver, we assume you're named Le Fleur and only care aboot Hockey, Curling and maple syrup. The reality that you're probably named "Chang" doesn't really matter to us.
Mostly other Canadians. WE don't discriminate down here, if you're from Vancouver, we assume you're named Le Fleur and only care aboot Hockey, Curling and maple syrup. The reality that you're probably named "Chang" doesn't really matter to us.
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Is it our fault that we're smarter than you?
Now that I think about if, if we keep sending our windowlickers to you, if it's not our fault yet, it soon will be.
Edited, Apr 4th 2013 10:33am by Uglysasquatch
Now that I think about if, if we keep sending our windowlickers to you, if it's not our fault yet, it soon will be.
Edited, Apr 4th 2013 10:33am by Uglysasquatch
Edited, Apr 4th 2013 4:07pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Smasharoo wrote:
You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec
Mostly other Canadians. WE don't discriminate down here, if you're from Vancouver, we assume you're named Le Fleur and only care aboot Hockey, Curling and maple syrup. The reality that you're probably named "Chang" doesn't really matter to us.
Mostly other Canadians. WE don't discriminate down here, if you're from Vancouver, we assume you're named Le Fleur and only care aboot Hockey, Curling and maple syrup. The reality that you're probably named "Chang" doesn't really matter to us.
and beer. I know a lovely asylum Canadian who lurves her beer
Beer is the one language pretty much everyone understands, though.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Glad to not be American and having to acknowledge I share my nationality with so many windowlickers.
Land of the Free indeed! Free to infringe upon others!
Land of the Free indeed! Free to infringe upon others!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec, but really, our one special little snowflake pales in comparison to the 20 or so special snow flakes you guys have.
That's still a pretty big snowflake.
Elinda wrote:
Personally, I'll be getting four horses and heading for Jasper, AB in search of that Rocky Mountain high.
Too far north. Any place where -30C doesn't break some record isn't going to fly. I'll hide in Vancouver, at least I know I can do the rain thing.
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Edited, Apr 4th 2013 8:53am by someproteinguy
Edited, Apr 4th 2013 8:53am by someproteinguy
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and beer. I know a lovely asylum Canadian who lurves her beer
Yeah, but she drinks Newcastle. Nothing says Canadian like northeast England.
Yeah, but she drinks Newcastle. Nothing says Canadian like northeast England.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec, but really, our one special little snowflake pales in comparison to the 20 or so special snow flakes you guys have. Glad to not be American and having to acknowledge I share my nationality with so many windowlickers.
Land of the Free indeed! Free to infringe upon others!
Land of the Free indeed! Free to infringe upon others!
Hey now, Quebec isn't all bad. Friday me & my groomsmen head up there for a long weekend of booze, strippers, & Bruins. Ya, the french-canadiens can be rude to us english speakers, but your strippers pretty much make you touch which is a big no-no south of the border.
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