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#1 May 30 2013 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/05/29/adam-kokesh-calls-off-armed-march-on-dc-in-favo/194259

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The Facebook description of the event stated, "This will be a non-violent event, unless the government chooses to make it violent." District of Columbia Police Chief Cathy Lanier stated that those who bring weapons illegally into Washington would face arrest.


Non-violent until a car backfires and they all start shooting each other. They opted instead to march on the 50 state capitols. Supposedly this is all going down July, 4th. Will these freedumb fighters spark a revolution-- or perhaps decide their spoiled privileged lives aren't so terrible after all and decide to NOT kill themselves?
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#2 May 30 2013 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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July 4th?

I suppose if you're going to march on the state capitals, you might as well do it during a summer recess when no one is in town anyway. Or watching the news, for that matter.

Edited, May 30th 2013 10:28am by Jophiel
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#3 May 30 2013 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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So 50-60 people show up at the capitol and mill around for a bit. Then they head back to the nearest KOA for dinner and some fireworks.

Good times.
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#4 May 30 2013 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Great, I wanted to do field work instead of having a holiday off anyway.
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It would solve a lot of perception issues on the right if they just killed all of the people who showed up with weapons with drone strikes, then had a nap for the other 23.75 hours of the day it would take to end an armed revolt in the US.
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They should drone strike them with water balloons just to make a point.
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Paintball missile!
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Agent Orange! Really send a message.
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#9 May 30 2013 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Then we get the hippies marching on the capitol the next week.

Edited, May 30th 2013 9:15am by someproteinguy
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The agent'll still be loaded for next week.
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I pity the janitorial staff.
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And I can't even, as the organizer of this event, be able to say that I'm going to be there. We can't have this depend on any one person or even any central event.
What a weenie!

Too bad drones don't go #2. That's what I'd suggest dropping on them.
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And I can't even, as the organizer of this event, be able to say that I'm going to be there. We can't have this depend on any one person or even any central event.
What a weenie!

Too bad drones don't go #2. That's what I'd suggest dropping on them.


Just fill a bag and attach it to the retractable clips normally used for the missiles.
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A cheaper method.
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And I can't even, as the organizer of this event, be able to say that I'm going to be there. We can't have this depend on any one person or even any central event.
What a weenie!

Too bad drones don't go #2. That's what I'd suggest dropping on them.


Just fill a bag and attach it to the retractable clips normally used for the missiles.
I'm not filling no sak full of shit. You fill the bag.
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Elinda wrote:
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And I can't even, as the organizer of this event, be able to say that I'm going to be there. We can't have this depend on any one person or even any central event.
What a weenie!

Too bad drones don't go #2. That's what I'd suggest dropping on them.


Just fill a bag and attach it to the retractable clips normally used for the missiles.
I'm not filling no sak full of shit. You fill the bag.


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Elinda wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Elinda wrote:
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And I can't even, as the organizer of this event, be able to say that I'm going to be there. We can't have this depend on any one person or even any central event.
What a weenie!

Too bad drones don't go #2. That's what I'd suggest dropping on them.


Just fill a bag and attach it to the retractable clips normally used for the missiles.
I'm not filling no sak full of shit. You fill the bag.

I've got a unit that dispenses **** into satchels, I could start saving them.
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Debalic wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
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And I can't even, as the organizer of this event, be able to say that I'm going to be there. We can't have this depend on any one person or even any central event.
What a weenie!

Too bad drones don't go #2. That's what I'd suggest dropping on them.


Just fill a bag and attach it to the retractable clips normally used for the missiles.
I'm not filling no sak full of shit. You fill the bag.

I've got a unit that dispenses **** into satchels, I could start saving them.


Too slow, we need to ramp up production. Get working on creating additional units.
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You must construct additional pylons.
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#21 May 30 2013 at 5:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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You must construct additional poolons.

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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
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And I can't even, as the organizer of this event, be able to say that I'm going to be there. We can't have this depend on any one person or even any central event.
What a weenie!

Too bad drones don't go #2. That's what I'd suggest dropping on them.


Just fill a bag and attach it to the retractable clips normally used for the missiles.
I'm not filling no sak full of shit. You fill the bag.

I've got a unit that dispenses **** into satchels, I could start saving them.


Too slow, we need to ramp up production. Get working on creating additional units.

That'll take almost a year! Do you know how these things work?!
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It'll only take forever if you construct your pylons in a single grid.

If you know what I mean.
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