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#27 Jun 19 2013 at 1:00 PM Rating: Excellent

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I was standing a ways back quietly giving the guy a "what the hell?!" look (not that he noticed of course).

Say something next time, pussy. You and people like you who are quietly bothered by things but never say a fuc[i][/i]king thing are the reason such things continue to fee your silent outrage. Grow a pair.

I had a pair once, back before the unfortunate smelting accident. Smiley: frown

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#28 Jun 19 2013 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good

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So it was just a game of duck racism?

Yes.

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#29 Jun 19 2013 at 7:35 PM Rating: Default

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There's no option for "What the hell am I doing on public transit?".

Seriously though, in the rare case I am on a busy bus, I'll stand up and give my seat to anyone who looks like they need one. Elderly, handicapped, the lady with her arms full of grocery bags, etc. Maybe it's a generational thing, but it shouldn't really even require much thought to do this.

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#30 Jun 20 2013 at 5:58 AM Rating: Good

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Since I have a nice ID card that says I'm disable, I don't have to get up for anyone else. Best offer me your seat or I'm likely to fall down on top of you, if the bus stops suddenly.

Ha! That's funny. I managed to fall into five other people on the train the other day. Like, a real bowling-ball-into-pins brake-induced smash. Normally I get a seat, but the carriage was so packed no-one could see my cane.

Also, I could see Victoria Edgar dripping down your bosom.

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#31 Jun 20 2013 at 6:29 AM Rating: Good

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gbaji wrote:

There's no option for "What the hell am I doing on public transit?".

Experiencing life among the masses. Smiley: rolleyes

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#32 Jun 20 2013 at 6:42 AM Rating: Good

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The answer is the parent with the toddlers. The Elderly is going to die soon anyway. The 10 year old is young, they bounce back quick. And I can't stare at the crazy attractive woman's *** when she's sitting.

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#33 Jun 20 2013 at 6:48 AM Rating: Good

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Elinda wrote:

gbaji wrote:

There's no option for "What the hell am I doing on public transit?".

Experiencing life ~~among the masses~~? Smiley: rolleyes

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#34 Jun 20 2013 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent

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gbaji wrote:

There's no option for "What the hell am I doing on public transit?".

The poll doesn't take into account people who live in hamlets whose entire population could fit comfortably in a single bus.

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#35 Jun 20 2013 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good

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[quote=ElneClare]Also, I could see Victoria Edgar dripping down your bosom.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wants a pearl necklace.
She wants a pearl necklace....

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#36 Jun 20 2013 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good

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Aripyanfar wrote:

[quote=ElneClare]
Also, I could see Victoria Edgar dripping down your bosom.

How about this one.

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#37 Jun 21 2013 at 7:14 AM Rating: Excellent

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Elinda wrote:

[/quote]How about this one.

Proof of the acceptance of rape culture.

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#38 Jun 21 2013 at 11:54 AM Rating: Excellent

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It's all Lucas's fault. Putting Princess Leia in that teeny tiny slave costume.

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#39 Jun 22 2013 at 6:58 PM Rating: Excellent

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One day, on the green line, an old lady with a cane got on and when the 25ish year old guy sitting in the "please let the elderly and disabled sit here" seat was too busy looking at his phone to notice or care, I stood up and loudly offered her my seat. I was nine months pregnant and she looked aghast but took it. Then these two guys started yelling at the kid and like five other people that were sitting there about how they were all that was wrong with the world and so on and so forth and the kid got off the train. They made a big show of making sure I sat in the seat and while I was appreciative, I also kinda wanted to pretend to go into labor and tell them it was all the shouting.

I think your poll was a bit gender biased. I think that if I jumped up and offered my seat to a "crazy attractive member of the opposite sex", they'd think I was a loon. Also, why do you hate the gays?

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#40 Jun 23 2013 at 4:48 AM Rating: Good

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Once sent into the past by the bus, I become a passenger, then as a passenger, I release the bus into the future to send me into the past.

Edited, Jun 23rd 2013 6:50am by Demoncard

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#41 Jun 23 2013 at 6:55 PM Rating: Good

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I didn't think the Knight Bus ran through here.

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#42 Jun 24 2013 at 4:45 AM Rating: Decent

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Elinda wrote:

gbaji wrote:

There's no option for "What the hell am I doing on public transit?".

Experiencing life among the masses. Smiley: rolleyes

Life in Southern California. When I was 18 and working some minimum wage job and sleeping on someone's couch, I still owned a car. Cause that's just how we roll.

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#43 Jun 24 2013 at 6:04 AM Rating: Good

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gbaji wrote:

Elinda wrote:

gbaji wrote:

There's no option for "What the hell am I doing on public transit?".

Experiencing life among the masses. Smiley: rolleyes

Life in Southern California. When I was 18 and working some minimum wage job and sleeping on someone's couch, I still owned a car. Cause that's just how we roll.

Grats on being born into an upper-class white suburban life-style. Keep up the good work.

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#44 Jun 24 2013 at 7:20 AM Rating: Excellent

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gbaji wrote:

When I was 18 and working some minimum wage job and sleeping on someone's couch, I still owned a car. Cause that's just how we roll.

Poor with money?

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#45 Jun 24 2013 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good

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gbaji wrote:

When I was 18 and working some minimum wage job and sleeping on someone's couch, I still owned a car. Cause that's just how we roll.

Being a slave to a piece of metal must really suck.

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#46 Jun 24 2013 at 9:12 AM Rating: Decent

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Life in Southern California. When I was 18 and working some minimum wage job and sleeping on someone's couch, I still owned a car. Cause that's just how we roll.

I knew another guy who was a gay hustler when he was 18. He also had a car, but referred to it as "my office." Is that the normal terminology?

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#47 Jun 24 2013 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent

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Nexa wrote:

I think your poll was a bit gender biased. I think that if I jumped up and offered my seat to a "crazy attractive member of the opposite sex", they'd think I was a loon.

Unfortunately I was never able to come up with an analogous situation for the ladies, so I just replaced "female" with "member of the opposite sex" and hoped for the best. On the plus side I should have an excellent future as a video game designer.

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Also, why do you hate the gays?

God told me to.

gbaji wrote:

Elinda wrote:

gbaji wrote:

There's no option for "What the hell am I doing on public transit?".

Experiencing life among the masses. Smiley: rolleyes

Life in Southern California. When I was 18 and working some minimum wage job and sleeping on someone's couch, I still owned a car. Cause that's just how we roll.

I'm #1283 on the wait list. If all goes well I'll have my parking spot sometime in 2019. Smiley: lol