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My deep condolences to Arizona.Follow
Hope the wildfires and the awful consequences have passed The Asylum by.
Got hates racial profiling is the message, Arizona.
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Wildfires? Burning sand must suck.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
God hates gays, Mexicans, and gun control, but clearly not Arizona since this is nature.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Saw the story earlier, wishing the best for the families and such. Hopefully they can pin down what exactly happened to those guys. That kind of loss is just unheard of.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I'm reasonably certain this is a hoax. There's nothing but rocks in Arizona and those don't burn.
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Thats very clsoe to where I went to college. Near as I can tell from the map, thats right near where my stunt kite flying field was. Which makes me extra sad. condolences to the families of those brave firefighters.
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someproteinguy wrote:
Hopefully they can pin down what exactly happened to those guys.
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Duh.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Burning up in a forest fire would not be my preferred way to go.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
As far as deaths go, it's pretty spectacular.
Going out in a blaze of glory?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Plus you save your beneficiaries money since they don't have to pay for cremation.
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You'd probably die before the pain hits you.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
You'd probably die before the pain hits you.
Quaint idea, but probably not. More likely, you'd be in fear for your life for quite a while as a sense of hopelessness overtook you when you realized you were surrounded by fire. Your brain would insist you try to flee the flames, and these are people educated in how best to do that, so likely they first suffered painful minor burns and died in a sense of horror and panic, thrashing around desperately seeking a way to avoid being burned alive and failing. Since it's unlikely they died simultaneously, it's also likely that some of the last to die did so with the scent of their friends burning flesh filling their nostrils, wondering what they had done to deserve such punishment.
Most deaths aren't quick or painless, unfortunately.
Quaint idea, but probably not. More likely, you'd be in fear for your life for quite a while as a sense of hopelessness overtook you when you realized you were surrounded by fire. Your brain would insist you try to flee the flames, and these are people educated in how best to do that, so likely they first suffered painful minor burns and died in a sense of horror and panic, thrashing around desperately seeking a way to avoid being burned alive and failing. Since it's unlikely they died simultaneously, it's also likely that some of the last to die did so with the scent of their friends burning flesh filling their nostrils, wondering what they had done to deserve such punishment.
Most deaths aren't quick or painless, unfortunately.
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Suffocate before burning up? Not that that sounds any better... 
Suddenly jumping off a bridge doesn't seem so bad.
Unless you'd like to ruin that one too.
Edited, Jul 2nd 2013 8:37am by someproteinguy
Suddenly jumping off a bridge doesn't seem so bad.
Unless you'd like to ruin that one too. Edited, Jul 2nd 2013 8:37am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Suddenly jumping off a bridge doesn't seem so bad. Unless you'd like to ruin that one too.
Unless you'd like to ruin that one too.Water is shallower than it looks, and you land partially submerged with broken limbs but still conscious. Constantly being aware of the water filling your lungs, while being unable to adjust your position and only managing to thrash around in place.
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So much thrashing about. 
Maybe those suicide bomber guys have it all figured out. They get all blown to pieces, seems pretty instantaneous.
Maybe those suicide bomber guys have it all figured out. They get all blown to pieces, seems pretty instantaneous.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Mostly liquified.
George Carlin wrote:
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Ragu all over the walls.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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Jumping off a building seems like a more enjoyable way to commit suicide than blowing yourself up. Pretty instantaneous death too if you jump from a high enough building.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Jumping off a building seems like a more enjoyable way to commit suicide than blowing yourself up. Pretty instantaneous death too if you jump from a high enough building.
Drowning seems like a peaceful way to go.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Assuming you want to die, the landing wouldn't be much of a concern, just look up.
And drowning seems like an awful way to go, slowly suffocating and panic while your lungs fill up with water instead of air.
And drowning seems like an awful way to go, slowly suffocating and panic while your lungs fill up with water instead of air.
High enough hitting the water isn't much different than hitting pavement. Just the added bonus that if you do manage to survive the landing you'll die anyway.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Smasharoo wrote:
Most deaths aren't quick or painless, unfortunately.
I'm hoping my wife at least gives me that much courtesy.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
This story is kind of weird for me, because I live in the Pine Barrens. Wildfire is just part of life here. Pine trees require fires to reproduce, so it's just sort of a thing that happens, and you don't think about it until they're actually evacuating people a few streets down. I mean, I smell forest fires all the time, from controlled burns.
We have amazing fire departments because of it, but I had never actually heard of hotshot crews before this. Apparently we only use them for the biggest fires, and they get sent out to us from the West. Otherwise we use specialized machinery to dig ditches/hew trees for firebreaks. These just get maintained, breaking the woods into sectors, and we cut new ones as-needed.
But I also recognize that it's probably a LOT easier to handle this when A. a lot of the Pine Barrens is a nature preserve and B. it's a single (albeit large) area where the problems arise, not areas throughout the entire state that catch fire spontaneously from drought.
Here's to the people in Arizona who are in danger from the fire, and the fire fighters who gave their lives. [:cheers:]
We have amazing fire departments because of it, but I had never actually heard of hotshot crews before this. Apparently we only use them for the biggest fires, and they get sent out to us from the West. Otherwise we use specialized machinery to dig ditches/hew trees for firebreaks. These just get maintained, breaking the woods into sectors, and we cut new ones as-needed.
But I also recognize that it's probably a LOT easier to handle this when A. a lot of the Pine Barrens is a nature preserve and B. it's a single (albeit large) area where the problems arise, not areas throughout the entire state that catch fire spontaneously from drought.
Here's to the people in Arizona who are in danger from the fire, and the fire fighters who gave their lives. [:cheers:]
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
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