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#1 Jul 12 2013 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
I start my new job on Monday. I plan on eating an outrageously expensive dinner at Fogo de Chao tonight, but what other things should I do before I commit myself to 40 hours a week again?

Catwho should:
Play video games for 48 hours straight:6 (40.0%)
Get completely wasted and then sleep for 48 hours straight :4 (26.7%)
Go shopping at the mall and spend a thousand dollars in anticipation of her first paycheck :1 (6.7%)
Fly to Vegas and back again:4 (26.7%)
Total:15
#2 Jul 12 2013 at 10:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kick a midget.
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#3 Jul 12 2013 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Have a string of regrettable flings, record them, save footage for starting a website in case job doesn't pan out.

Always good to have a Plan B.
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#4 Jul 12 2013 at 10:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Fly to Vegas, free all the bunnies from the Bunny Ranch, then fly back. It's the humane thing to do.
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#5 Jul 12 2013 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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There is always the Moxie Festival.....
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#6 Jul 12 2013 at 11:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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I vote for a mix between the first two. Gaming and fancy booze then a long sleep.
#7 Jul 12 2013 at 3:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Always good to have a Plan B.
Probably a good thing to pick up on the way to the site where you make those recordings.
#8 Jul 13 2013 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
Turns out my best friend is coming over, so the plan is now to cook her a nice dinner (since she's been on the road and said she misses my cooking sometime) and play XI or XIII.
#9 Jul 13 2013 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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You crazy party animal!
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#10 Jul 13 2013 at 5:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Have a string of regrettable flings with known politicians, record them, save footage for starting a website blackmail in case job doesn't pan out.

Always good to have a Plan B.


FTFY
#11 Jul 15 2013 at 7:23 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Always good to have a Plan B.
Probably a good thing to pick up on the way to the site where you make those recordings.
Don't forget the map, and don't stand in the basement corner of a dilapidated lost home in the middle of the woods?
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