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Just as Planned.
He should have used batcoins instead!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
A couple days ago I read an interview Roberts gave to Atlantic (? CSM?) where he was bragging about the quality of drugs on his site due to user feedback and thought "Well, this character is getting mighty cheeky..."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Quote:
Investigation seized approximately $3.6 million in Bitcoin, making it the second biggest seizure in the digital currency’s history.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Jophiel wrote:
A couple days ago I read an interview Roberts gave to Atlantic (? CSM?) where he was bragging about the quality of drugs on his site due to user feedback and thought "Well, this character is getting mighty cheeky..."
I want to hear him yelling "AS YOU WISH" as they drag him off in handcuffs.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Couldn't find the article I read a few days ago but, in looking, I saw news that bitcoin prices were taking a wash with the Silk Road bust. Guess virtual currency isn't as desired if you can't use it to buy mail order pot and Vicodin.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Couldn't find the article I read a few days ago but, in looking, I saw news that bitcoin prices were taking a wash with the Silk Road bust. Guess virtual currency isn't as desired if you can't use it to buy mail order pot and Vicodin.
I think a lot of people were also under the mistaken impression that since it was digital/imaginary, it could not be "seized" in the way that it just was. No tax havens allowed.
Well it's money that's made just for the park ... And it works just like regular money, but it's, er ..."fun."
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I guess this guy had previously paid a hitman to kill another Silk Road user as well. But the hitman was an undercover FBI agent (surprise!) and the FBI staged a fake murder. So that's two murders Ulbricht tried to have done.
Just in case you thought internet drug dealers were classy guys.
Just in case you thought internet drug dealers were classy guys.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
But all the hitmen were an undercover FBI agents
There are times that it seems like the primary job of the FBI is play pretend hitmen.
There are times that it seems like the primary job of the FBI is play pretend hitmen.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
All the hitmen ever.
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Edited, Oct 3rd 2013 11:48am by Jophiel
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Edited, Oct 3rd 2013 11:48am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
But all the hitmen were an undercover FBI agents
There are times that it seems like the primary job of the FBI is play pretend hitmen.
There are times that it seems like the primary job of the FBI is play pretend hitmen.
I played that game once. Found it lacking.
No one ever offers me shiny gold pieces to go kill trolls while I'm taking the bus home for work either. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
So which three letters are the ones that pretend to be thirteen year old boys on the internet? I mean as part of their job, not as a hobby.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
So which three letters are the ones that pretend to be thirteen year old boys on the internet?
IRC
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
All the hitmen ever.
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Edited, Oct 3rd 2013 11:48am by Jophiel
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Edited, Oct 3rd 2013 11:48am by Jophiel
"Accessible to the common man" is a wierd sort of caveat. The common man isn't in the market for this service, and as such it doesn't market itself to that customer base. Could a common man purchase that sort of service? Yes. Keep in mind professionals are expensive, but non-professionals are somewhat less so.
Just as Planned.
Five figures and a turkey sandwich.
The sandwich is non-negotiable.
The sandwich is non-negotiable.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm not sure the average person could find a hitman if they wanted to; at least without winding up in jail, or dead or something.
So much easier to just go pick up a free gun in Florida and do it yourself.
So much easier to just go pick up a free gun in Florida and do it yourself.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
All the hitmen ever.
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Not in the US, certainly. In most of Asia you could probably find someone willing to kill a stranger for $100 without real difficulty or risk. Wait, no, I could. You they would assume were representing some sort of Candid Camera operation.
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Not in the US, certainly. In most of Asia you could probably find someone willing to kill a stranger for $100 without real difficulty or risk. Wait, no, I could. You they would assume were representing some sort of Candid Camera operation.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
All the hitmen ever.
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Not in the US, certainly. In most of Asia you could probably find someone willing to kill a stranger for $100 without real difficulty or risk. Wait, no, I could. You they would assume were representing some sort of Candid Camera operation.
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Not in the US, certainly. In most of Asia you could probably find someone willing to kill a stranger for $100 without real difficulty or risk. Wait, no, I could. You they would assume were representing some sort of Candid Camera operation.
Those services are also availiable in the US, if somewhat more discreet.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
"Accessible to the common man" is a wierd sort of caveat.
Not really. I thought it was obvious that I meant "someone not involved in a criminal organization that would use their own people". I doubt the Russian mob is combing the back ads in Soldier of Fortune when they need someone killed.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Could joe blow find someone willing to do this if he was sufficiently motivated? Yes.
Pricing and risk dictate that it is very uncommon.
Pricing and risk dictate that it is very uncommon.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
All the hitmen ever.
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Not in the US, certainly. In most of Asia you could probably find someone willing to kill a stranger for $100 without real difficulty or risk. Wait, no, I could. You they would assume were representing some sort of Candid Camera operation.
I'm not sure real hitmen, accessible to the common man, exist outside of video games and films. I'm sure gangs and organized crime have their own in-house goons they'd send to kill someone but I'm never, ever going to find a "legitimate" freelance guy who kills for cash.
Not in the US, certainly. In most of Asia you could probably find someone willing to kill a stranger for $100 without real difficulty or risk. Wait, no, I could. You they would assume were representing some sort of Candid Camera operation.
Those services are also availiable in the US, if somewhat more discreet.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Not really. I thought it was obvious that I meant "someone not involved in a criminal organization that would use their own people". I doubt the Russian mob is combing the back ads in Soldier of Fortune when they need someone killed.
I tend to think most criminal conspiracies don't outsource that sort of thing. Well, Wall Street, probably, but certainly not that many.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
What just happened here?
He was offering to kill Nexa for a bag of onions. It's slang. Don't you learn anything up there?
He was offering to kill Nexa for a bag of onions. It's slang. Don't you learn anything up there?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Elinda wrote:
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That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
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