Kavekk you snobFollow

Is this thread about Kavekkk yet?

Kavekkk was the smart one and Kavekk killed him, we should mourn his loss.

While I feel this post contains several elements that are, on their own, perfectly adequate, their synthesis results in something quite other; a shocking misfire, really. For example, while a discussion of projection might prove quite interesting, I am disappointed to see it associated primarily with myself. Furthermore, while I might be prepared to entertain the notion that I am unfunny, a snob OR a hypocrite, having all three accusations lobbed at one at once is more than the palette can bear. Frankly, I wouldn't feel comfortable posting this as a bitter Facebook status, never mind serving it in m restaurant.

This is not a post to be tossed lightly aside, it should be thrown with great force.

Frankly any dish with less than three elements is grossly unbalanced and unhealthy. I find your palate inferior and your restaurant laughable.

Because at this time of year you're saving the butter for mashed potatoes?