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#1 Dec 06 2013 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good
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The Usual:
Me: I have my period.
Him: You do?
Me: We aren't pregnant again! Smiley: nod
Him: Smiley: grin
Me: Smiley: grin

This Month:
Me: I have my period.
Him: When is menopause?
Me: about 50
Him: So not too long then! Smiley: grin
Me: Smiley: bah



Me: Smiley: mad
#2 Dec 06 2013 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
The Usual:
Me: I have my period.
Him: You do?
Me: We aren't pregnant again! Smiley: nod
Him: Smiley: grin
Me: Smiley: grin

This Month:
Me: I have my period.
Him: When is menopause?
Me: about 50
Him: So not too long then! Smiley: grin
Me: Smiley: bah



Me: Smiley: mad
eh, I'm moving onto 53 and still bleeding like a stuck pig. Smiley: bah Congrats on not being prego (if that is the preferred state). Do yourself and sperm injector a favor and find some good effective birth control.


Edited, Dec 6th 2013 3:44pm by Elinda
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#3 Dec 06 2013 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Well if you don't want kids, isn't it a good thing to get rid of your periods? I mean, you get to deal with bleeding out of your crotch every month for 40 years or so, I imagine you get really sick of that after a while.
#4 Dec 06 2013 at 8:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sew it shut, then weld.
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lolgaxe wrote:
Sew it shut, then weld.

You should be harvesting menstrual blood! The stuff is loaded with nutrients.

Besides we have to pee from there.
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#6 Dec 06 2013 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Sew it shut, then weld.

You should be harvesting menstrual blood! The stuff is loaded with nutrients.

Besides we have to pee from there.


I brought tomato soup for lunch...thanks for that..
#7 Dec 06 2013 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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Forgot that this place is read at your own risk? I understand though I clicked thinking it was something to do with religion, well there might be one out there along the lines of this discussion.
#8 Dec 06 2013 at 10:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats on not being knocked up or menopausal. Smiley: thumbsup

Elinda wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
The Usual:
Me: I have my period.
Him: You do?
Me: We aren't pregnant again! Smiley: nod
Him: Smiley: grin
Me: Smiley: grin

This Month:
Me: I have my period.
Him: When is menopause?
Me: about 50
Him: So not too long then! Smiley: grin
Me: Smiley: bah



Me: Smiley: mad
eh, I'm moving onto 53 and still bleeding like a stuck pig. Smiley: bah Congrats on not being prego (if that is the preferred state). Do yourself and sperm injector a favor and find some good effective birth control.
Everything has a failure rate. Smiley: rolleyes

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Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Sew it shut, then weld.

You should be harvesting menstrual blood! The stuff is loaded with nutrients.

Besides we have to pee from there.


I brought tomato soup for lunch...thanks for that..
I brought vanilla yogurt, yum. [:nod:]


Edited, Dec 6th 2013 8:17am by someproteinguy
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#9 Dec 06 2013 at 10:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Sew it shut, then weld.

You should be harvesting menstrual blood! The stuff is loaded with nutrients.

Besides we have to pee from there.


Insert a surgical steel tube in first, then proceed from step one.
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#10 Dec 06 2013 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Sew it shut, then weld.

You should be harvesting menstrual blood! The stuff is loaded with nutrients.

Besides we have to pee from there.


I brought tomato soup for lunch...thanks for that..
I brought vanilla yogurt, yum. Smiley: nod


For the protein, right?

Edited, Dec 6th 2013 11:22am by Shaowstrike
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#11 Dec 06 2013 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Sew it shut, then weld.

You should be harvesting menstrual blood! The stuff is loaded with nutrients.

Besides we have to pee from there.


I brought tomato soup for lunch...thanks for that..
I brought vanilla yogurt, yum. Smiley: nod


For the protein, right?
Mostly for the creamy goodness. I have an egg sandwich for the protein.
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#12 Dec 06 2013 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Okay, on second thought forget sew and weld. That was an insensitive and thoughtless suggestion and I apologize.

I should have suggested installing a bear trap. That way you can both keep out undesirable intruders and any escapees. Far more practical.
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#13 Dec 06 2013 at 12:56 PM Rating: Excellent
Doubt that'd be practicable, Nixnot prefers to stay away from the ******.
#14 Dec 06 2013 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
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I knew you guys would be good for a laugh Smiley: lol

Invisible rate up for Someproteinguy for knowing that failure rates apply to correctly used birth control too. I would be more excited about menopause being "soon" if it wasn't at least a fifth of my lifetime that just got wished away!
#15 Dec 07 2013 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Do yourself and sperm injector a favor and find some good effective birth control.

Guys, wrap that rascal!
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#16 Dec 07 2013 at 3:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Vanilla yogurt tends to be pretty high in sugar, by the way. Plain is much better for you.
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#17 Dec 07 2013 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
It's always amused me that vanilla is a byword for plain, considering how controversial it is as a flavour.
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It's always amused me that vanilla is a byword for plain, considering how controversial it is as a flavour.


It's not controversial as an ice-cream flavor.
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#19 Dec 07 2013 at 5:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Since when has there ever been controversy over vanilla being a flavor?
#20 Dec 07 2013 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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Since when has there ever been controversy over vanilla being a flavor?


Its 'status' as 'being a flavour' isn't controversial, that's not even really possible. Indisputably, it has a taste. Its use in a lot of dishes, especially savoury ones, is pretty divisive, and a lot of people hate it altogether.
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Sure, but who gives a **** about people who don't like vanilla?
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#22 Dec 08 2013 at 6:00 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Do yourself and sperm injector a favor and find some good effective birth control.

Guys, wrap that rascal!
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Straya. We all know our European size. Smiley: nod
#23 Dec 08 2013 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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At 55, I'm thankful that I rarely suffer from hot flashes and night sweats anymore. The joy of being post menopausal is no longer having to buy feminine hygiene products every month.
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#24 Dec 09 2013 at 2:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Without hot flashes how do you know when to flip over to get that even cook?
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#25 Dec 09 2013 at 4:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Without hot flashes how do you know when to flip over to get that even cook?


I know that searing is supposed to keep the juices in, but do you really want to eat it like that? Smiley: eek
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#26 Dec 09 2013 at 7:13 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Without hot flashes how do you know when to flip over to get that even cook?

When the hot flashes stop she's done.

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