Weekend plans!
I've got a short list of stuff I need to grab on lunch break at the grocery store because I'll never get around to it otherwise.
My best friend (the former ZAMite Lahurah) is up from Florida visiting family, and she's dropping in to hang out for a few days with us today.
I need to mail a bunch of Christmas cards. Ugh.
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It's witch-***** cold here and we're supposed to get 1/2 foot+ of snow tomorrow. I have this afternoon off from work; think I'm gonna hit Sam's Club for baking supplies so I can burrow into the kitchen and make stuff the remainder of the weekend.
All the Christmas cards I've received so far have sparklies on them - must be the 'in' thing. I'll be mailing the x-mas cards I filled out last year, but never got around to sending.
How important are mass greeting card mailings to the spirit of the holiday?
If I was your relative and stop sending you a christmas card, would you be disappointed or upset, toss me out of the family??
I'm wondering if it's time to do away with the card tradition.
catwho wrote:
I need to mail a bunch of Christmas cards. Ugh.
How important are mass greeting card mailings to the spirit of the holiday?
If I was your relative and stop sending you a christmas card, would you be disappointed or upset, toss me out of the family??
I'm wondering if it's time to do away with the card tradition.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
We're finished toy shopping for the children. It's mostly Lego and Playmobil for Hannah and mostly trucks and cars for the boy. We try so hard to get him to like dresses and dolls, but it's all trucks all the time. I'm sure we still have to buy for the other people we're required by custom to purchase things for, but I don't really care about that, Nexa will let me know, I'm sure.
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Toy shopping, and if there's time maybe some for the daughter too.
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Smasharoo wrote:
We try so hard to get him to like dresses and dolls, but it's all trucks all the time.
I tried to get my son interested in dolls so gave him a My Buddy when he was just a tot. He never played with the thing - his sister wouldn't play with the thing. It just sat in one place, staying new and clean and artificially happy until it just ceased to exist.
I just now learned from wiki that that doll was the likely inspiration of Chucky.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
lolgaxe wrote:
Toy shopping, and if there's time maybe some for the daughter too.
I think she wants this.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
The title of this thread is just cruel...
This weekend, I have nothing planned. But I HAVE to get my shopping done...
This weekend, I have nothing planned. But I HAVE to get my shopping done...
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
I'm essentially done with shopping. Flea was happily surprised when I told her that I had already done all the shopping for the kids. I need to buy something for my nephew and my mother but that'll be done soon enough. It's been a nonstop stream of shipping boxes to my door the past week.
No huge weekend plans. Gotta throw the extra Christmas stuff back up into the attic so we're not tripping over it for three weeks. General home maintenance, etc. Pretty low key stuff.
Young Jophiel v3.0 has an Ernie doll but doesn't really play with it nor is he too attached to it. Sometimes he messed with it when he's supposed to be sleeping but his main toy connection is to his manly stuffed dinosaur.
Edited, Dec 13th 2013 9:13am by Jophiel
No huge weekend plans. Gotta throw the extra Christmas stuff back up into the attic so we're not tripping over it for three weeks. General home maintenance, etc. Pretty low key stuff.
Young Jophiel v3.0 has an Ernie doll but doesn't really play with it nor is he too attached to it. Sometimes he messed with it when he's supposed to be sleeping but his main toy connection is to his manly stuffed dinosaur.
Edited, Dec 13th 2013 9:13am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Doing some Christmas shopping (online, cause I'm lazy) and slowly starting to pack up stuff as I'm moving in January.
Young Jophiel v3.0 has an Ernie doll but doesn't really play with it nor is he too attached to it.
Hmm. The boy has a small blanket with a stuffed animal dog's head in the center that he sleeps with. I'd say he plays with it, but mainly he bites the dog's face. That counts, right?
Hmm. The boy has a small blanket with a stuffed animal dog's head in the center that he sleeps with. I'd say he plays with it, but mainly he bites the dog's face. That counts, right?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Our kids were done a while ago, lots of the Thomas train set stuff when it was like half priced a couple of months back, and a ton of other random clothes, toys, etc. We're just mostly finishing up some of the relatives now.
I'm actually taking Wednesday off so the wife can get some of the last bits of shopping done (well that and take the kids to the dentist, but I'm trying to push that part out of my mind...). This weekend is Christmas ships and the wife's family will come over for it, so we're trying to think of what we're going to make, and clean up the house to cut down on the barbs that are such to be launched on account of each and every out-of-place toy and crooked picture frame. Ho ho ho...
I'm actually taking Wednesday off so the wife can get some of the last bits of shopping done (well that and take the kids to the dentist, but I'm trying to push that part out of my mind...). This weekend is Christmas ships and the wife's family will come over for it, so we're trying to think of what we're going to make, and clean up the house to cut down on the barbs that are such to be launched on account of each and every out-of-place toy and crooked picture frame. Ho ho ho...
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I'm actually taking Wednesday off so the wife can get some of the last bits of shopping done (well that and take the kids to the dentist, but I'm trying to push that part out of my mind...). This weekend is Christmas ships and the wife's family will come over for it, so we're trying to think of what we're going to make
Porridge and week old bread you found in the dumpster behind the Safeway?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Heat up potatoes to use as hand warmers while looking at the lights, then eat them afterwards. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
What a nice holiday thread. I'm taking my daughter to my sister's tomorrow to bake cookies. I'm having a difficult time understanding why I've been almost obsessed with this all week. I haven't looked forward to something the way I am looking forward to this in a very long time. And now I heard that we're going to get snow tomorrow.
We're making those peanut butter cookies with the chocolate kisses in the center. And I'm bringing bagels for breakfast.
We're making those peanut butter cookies with the chocolate kisses in the center. And I'm bringing bagels for breakfast.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Smasharoo wrote:
Young Jophiel v3.0 has an Ernie doll but doesn't really play with it nor is he too attached to it.
Hmm. The boy has a small blanket with a stuffed animal dog's head in the center that he sleeps with. I'd say he plays with it, but mainly he bites the dog's face. That counts, right?
Hmm. The boy has a small blanket with a stuffed animal dog's head in the center that he sleeps with. I'd say he plays with it, but mainly he bites the dog's face. That counts, right?
He's not playing, he's asserting his dominance over nature.
Just as Planned.
Lots of work to do at the house. Last couple gifts to get. Half day Sunday staring at my bank account and crying while spooning a box of cheap no name ice cream.
My 10 month old has a bear three times his height I recently bought him cause, you know, Christmas is too far away for this level of awesome.. We keep it in his fuzzy chair. He walks over to it clenches his fists, growls at it head down and then tackles it and beats it up on a regular basis because it's in his chair.
My 10 month old has a bear three times his height I recently bought him cause, you know, Christmas is too far away for this level of awesome.. We keep it in his fuzzy chair. He walks over to it clenches his fists, growls at it head down and then tackles it and beats it up on a regular basis because it's in his chair.
Yodabunny wrote:
Lots of work to do at the house. Last couple gifts to get. Half day Sunday staring at my bank account and crying while spooning a box of cheap no name ice cream.
My 10 month old has a bear three times his height I recently bought him cause, you know, Christmas is too far away for this level of awesome.. We keep it in his fuzzy chair. He walks over to it clenches his fists, growls at it head down and then tackles it and beats it up on a regular basis because it's in his chair.
My 10 month old has a bear three times his height I recently bought him cause, you know, Christmas is too far away for this level of awesome.. We keep it in his fuzzy chair. He walks over to it clenches his fists, growls at it head down and then tackles it and beats it up on a regular basis because it's in his chair.
Isn't that kind of precious memory worth a sad bank account balance?
Absolutely, but tears are tears even if they're "worth it." :)
HAHA your bank account is empty!
And so is mine...
And so is mine...
You should eat out more.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Still settling in, so no big happenings here (if I bought a tree I'd never find it in all the mess). Shopping done online and shipped because I'm incredibly lazy like that.
Spent nearly fifty bucks at the grocery on necessities like extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar and some awesome crackers made out of pumpkin seeds.
Spent nearly fifty bucks at the grocery on necessities like extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar and some awesome crackers made out of pumpkin seeds.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
some awesome crackers made out of pumpkin seeds.
Go on...
Samira wrote:
Spent nearly fifty bucks at the grocery on necessities like extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar and some awesome crackers made out of pumpkin seeds.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
The vinegar and olive oil are exceptions.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Yodabunny wrote:
Samira wrote:
some awesome crackers made out of pumpkin seeds.
Go on...
Total ingredient list: rye flour, pumpkin seeds, oats, salt.
Addictive as hell.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
Samira wrote:
some awesome crackers made out of pumpkin seeds.
Go on...
Total ingredient list: rye flour, pumpkin seeds, oats, salt.
Addictive as hell.
These I must hunt down.
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