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#27 Dec 16 2013 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
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I'd eat it. Needs cheese tho.
Because if it doesn't clog up at least 3 arteries it's not good enough?
What's the point of a burger without cheese? What are we, lactose intolerant?
Even if we are, isn't that half the fun?
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#28 Dec 16 2013 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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You must be a Taco Bell fan.
#29 Dec 16 2013 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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That reminds me, Taco Bell has nothing on Costco Pizza for an upset tummy.
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#30 Dec 16 2013 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Doesn't look particularly appetizing. Then again, nothing at McDonalds or Burger King does.

I stopped eating fast food crap about a year ago and now if I even try McDonald's, I get sick.
#31 Dec 16 2013 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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#32 Dec 16 2013 at 5:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
I'd eat it. Needs cheese tho.
Because if it doesn't clog up at least 3 arteries it's not good enough?
What's the point of a burger without cheese? What are we, lactose intolerant?


Or Jewish.
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#33 Dec 16 2013 at 6:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Over breakfast yesterday, I thanked my Central European ancestors for not pussying out when it came to consuming wheat, pork and dairy.
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#34 Dec 16 2013 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
I'd eat it. Needs cheese tho.
Because if it doesn't clog up at least 3 arteries it's not good enough?
What's the point of a burger without cheese? What are we, lactose intolerant?


Or Jewish.
I never understood that particular dietary requirement. I get not eating certain animals, but not being allowed to eat things together that you can eat when they're separate always made me scratch my head.
#35 Dec 16 2013 at 8:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Doesn't all their **** have to be blessed by a Rabbi too?
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#36 Dec 16 2013 at 8:51 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Samira wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
I'd eat it. Needs cheese tho.
Because if it doesn't clog up at least 3 arteries it's not good enough?
What's the point of a burger without cheese? What are we, lactose intolerant?


Or Jewish.
I never understood that particular dietary requirement. I get not eating certain animals, but not being allowed to eat things together that you can eat when they're separate always made me scratch my head.


Maybe Jewish people have multiple stomachs. One for meat and the other for dairy. That way they stay separate in their stomachs as well as their dishes and pans.
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Doesn't all their sh*t have to be blessed by a Rabbi too?


Makes me think of this.

But, I don't think any actual blessing occurs, just has to be prepared and handled in a certain manner.
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#38 Dec 16 2013 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Over breakfast yesterday, I thanked my Central European ancestors for not pussying out when it came to consuming wheat, pork and dairy.
And shellfish.
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#39 Dec 19 2013 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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And eggs. But maybe they're dairy??

I like eggs.

But really this all comes back to an alternate reality of a bleak, depressed world that never discovered ice cream.
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#40 Dec 19 2013 at 8:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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I guess eggs count as dairy. But in this world of lactose-intolerant, gluten-intolerant, etc people, I'm glad to have come from hearty Polish stock with all their grain, cheese & pork eatin' ways (and vodka swillin' ways too, I guess).

On the other hand, I can't handle seriously spicy food for shit.
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#41 Dec 19 2013 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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On the other hand, I can't handle seriously spicy food for shit.
Hearty stock indeed, nancy.
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#42 Dec 19 2013 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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A bit of horse-radish in the pierogi spread makes for a big night out.
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Horseradish is delicious.
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#44 Dec 19 2013 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
How are eggs considered dairy...?
#45 Dec 19 2013 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
Belkira wrote:
How are eggs considered dairy...?


They're not, unless they're chocolate eggs.

I know that's not actually a question but I answered it anyway. You can't stop me, Belkira. No-one can.

Edited, Dec 19th 2013 4:23pm by Kavekk
#46 Dec 19 2013 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira wrote:
How are eggs considered dairy...?

They're next to the butter at the grocery store.

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#47 Dec 19 2013 at 11:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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They're between the orange juice and the yogurt, not far from the butter.

Sounds about right.
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#48 Dec 19 2013 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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They're next to the jelly and peanut butter in the grocery store I usually shop at, right across the isle from the baking stuff.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
They're next to the jelly and peanut butter in the grocery store I usually shop at, right across the isle from the baking stuff.

Eggs?

Are they not kept refrigerated?
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#50 Dec 19 2013 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good
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Only Americans and Canadians do that because your food rules require them to be washed to remove any trace of whatever was left on the eggs but also removes their protective coating, leaving the eggs vulnerable to infection.
#51 Dec 19 2013 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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Yea, I think I'm good with them needing to be refrigerated then.
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