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you can make an attempt at an apology, or, double down and rush at you with mouth blazing^^:
What else could they do at this point?
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
When I'm in a corner, I can rush at me? Might just be crazy enough to work!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The thing is, it is of course correct that collecting more data would likely prevent "the next 9/11" whatever that means. Police states are generally very safe, other than the threat posed by the police, obviously. The current compromise of "listen to everything act on almost nothing" is really probably as utopian as it gets from here on out. Technology scales quickly, people adapt slowly, governments don't voluntarily go dark once they have an information stream. The best outcome for everyone is opacity, really.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jophiel wrote:
When I'm in a corner, I can rush at me? Might just be crazy enough to work!
See the animal in his cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Smasharoo wrote:
The thing is, it is of course correct that collecting more data would likely prevent "the next 9/11" whatever that means. Police states are generally very safe, other than the threat posed by the police, obviously. The current compromise of "listen to everything act on almost nothing" is really probably as utopian as it gets from here on out. Technology scales quickly, people adapt slowly, governments don't voluntarily go dark once they have an information stream. The best outcome for everyone is opacity, really.
That.. or maximum transparency ( like the one in Super Sad True love Story ).
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
angrymnk wrote:
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
My side, obviously.
Like, duh.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
My side, obviously.
Like, duh.
Lol, you must have been fun during philosophy class:p
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Kind of a one track mind thing we've got going here.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
So their response to the fact that what they're doing is generally not well liked by...well...anyone, is to do it even more to a greater extent?
I'm at a loss as far as how to express my feelings about that...
The only response I can think of is in the form of a poem my father wrote when I was a child:
Idiots and their mittens
Are always there to find
Pissing in the corner, stealing from the blind
They never drop the toilet seat, they park in private places
They move about wearing idiot hats and idiot grins on their faces.
Idiots and their mittens, are everywhere to see
Spitting on children's popsicles and eating all the brie.
They always talk at movies, and wear a bad cologne
Put sticky labels with their name on everything they own
Idiots and their mittens, they might live on your block
Standing in their picture windows showing you their c*ck
They make the laws you do not heed and break the ones you do
If you don't know who I'm talking about, the idiot may be you
I'm at a loss as far as how to express my feelings about that...
The only response I can think of is in the form of a poem my father wrote when I was a child:
Idiots and their mittens
Are always there to find
Pissing in the corner, stealing from the blind
They never drop the toilet seat, they park in private places
They move about wearing idiot hats and idiot grins on their faces.
Idiots and their mittens, are everywhere to see
Spitting on children's popsicles and eating all the brie.
They always talk at movies, and wear a bad cologne
Put sticky labels with their name on everything they own
Idiots and their mittens, they might live on your block
Standing in their picture windows showing you their c*ck
They make the laws you do not heed and break the ones you do
If you don't know who I'm talking about, the idiot may be you
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Driftwood wrote:
So their response to the fact that what they're doing is generally not well liked by...well...anyone, is to do it even more to a greater extent?
I'm at a loss as far as how to express my feelings about that...
The only response I can think of is in the form of a poem my father wrote when I was a child:
Idiots and their mittens
Are always there to find
Pissing in the corner, stealing from the blind
They never drop the toilet seat, they park in private places
They move about wearing idiot hats and idiot grins on their faces.
Idiots and their mittens, are everywhere to see
Spitting on children's popsicles and eating all the brie.
They always talk at movies, and wear a bad cologne
Put sticky labels with their name on everything they own
Idiots and their mittens, they might live on your block
Standing in their picture windows showing you their c*ck
They make the laws you do not heed and break the ones you do
If you don't know who I'm talking about, the idiot may be you
I'm at a loss as far as how to express my feelings about that...
The only response I can think of is in the form of a poem my father wrote when I was a child:
Idiots and their mittens
Are always there to find
Pissing in the corner, stealing from the blind
They never drop the toilet seat, they park in private places
They move about wearing idiot hats and idiot grins on their faces.
Idiots and their mittens, are everywhere to see
Spitting on children's popsicles and eating all the brie.
They always talk at movies, and wear a bad cologne
Put sticky labels with their name on everything they own
Idiots and their mittens, they might live on your block
Standing in their picture windows showing you their c*ck
They make the laws you do not heed and break the ones you do
If you don't know who I'm talking about, the idiot may be you
You forgot to add,
And god bless us, everyone.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
angrymnk wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
When I'm in a corner, I can rush at me? Might just be crazy enough to work!
See the animal in his cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
One of my all time favourite songs. Im not musical enough to know what to call that change, but whenever it goes through that change, I get goosebumps.
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSWMK68zM8
Aripyanfar wrote:
Im not musical enough to know what to call that change, but whenever it goes through that change, I get goosebumps.
Sounds like menopause.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Aripyanfar wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
When I'm in a corner, I can rush at me? Might just be crazy enough to work!
See the animal in his cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
One of my all time favourite songs. Im not musical enough to know what to call that change, but whenever it goes through that change, I get goosebumps.
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSWMK68zM8
I learned something new. Apparently, it is called the bridge. I always thought it was the peak. I wish I was joking.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Yup.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
lolgaxe wrote:
Kind of a one track mind thing we've got going here.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
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