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#1 Dec 28 2013 at 9:45 PM Rating: Good
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Seriously, Honda. I've seen more than enough of this guy the past few weeks. Give it a rest.
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#2 Dec 28 2013 at 9:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Dec 28 2013 at 10:07 PM Rating: Good
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#4 Dec 28 2013 at 10:43 PM Rating: Decent
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As an elite douche with no television, I have no idea what you're referring to. None.

Is this related to that duck fellow? You common folk confuse and frighten me.
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#5 Dec 28 2013 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
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I think he's also in those Snickers and Starburst commercials.
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#6 Dec 29 2013 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is that elite douches who don't have TV? I thought it was poor hipsters who can't afford cable but make themselves feel better by watching crap online after all the normal people already saw it during the original airing. Do you watch it on the Hulu using Starbucks wifi?
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#7 Dec 29 2013 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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Depending on the content, you can often see it before the original airing.
#8 Dec 29 2013 at 1:46 PM Rating: Good
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Depending on the content, you can often see it before the original airing.


If by often you mean rarely.
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#9 Dec 29 2013 at 3:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is that elite douches who don't have TV? I thought it was poor hipsters who can't afford cable but make themselves feel better by watching crap online after all the normal people already saw it during the original airing.


It's a choice, goddammit.

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#10 Dec 29 2013 at 4:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Is that elite douches who don't have TV? I thought it was poor hipsters who can't afford cable but make themselves feel better by watching crap online after all the normal people already saw it during the original airing.


It's a choice, goddammit.

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Uh huh.
#11 Dec 29 2013 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
TV broadcasting is obviously completely obsolete, I don't know why anyone would pretend otherwise.
#12 Dec 29 2013 at 8:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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elite douches have a giant TV, but don't actually watch it out of principle according to encyclopedia hipsterica. It's new, you've probably never heard of it. They inly printed it in small batches sold in locally owned co-op collectives. I'm actually just urban share cropping this copy so i only have it until next tuesday.
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#13 Dec 30 2013 at 7:10 AM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
Is that elite douches who don't have TV? I thought it was poor hipsters who can't afford cable but make themselves feel better by watching crap online after all the normal people already saw it during the original airing. Do you watch it on the Hulu using Starbucks wifi?


Apparently it is both, albeit for different reasons. Some people don't like being served ads every 15 minutes. Some people can't afford to be served ads every 15 minutes.

If it wasn't for my gf, I wouldn't have cable at all. Walking dead and blacklist are about the only things I can bear to watch. And even that only after it was recorded so that I don't have to worry about commercials.

Am I a hipster douche or elite douche for saying there is nothing worth watching on tv that would warrant ads on every turn?

PC gives me basic control over the material. I can block ads. I can record it for later. And as for watching crap online after normal people already saw it, well, see my previous point about crap. I am not sure being normal is good these days.

And don't you dare to say a ******* word against Bolton. I love the guy. No ****.
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#14 Dec 30 2013 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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Last month we were shopping our options for tv stations. Apparently when purchasing cable tv access it's helpful to be a good barterer.

We had been paying ~$70.00/month to Dish Direct for all their regular programming + HBO. After the bartering session we ended at $22.00/month for all their regular programming +HBO +Showtime. We got the first bill last week that confirmed things (we were skeptical up to that point).
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#15 Dec 30 2013 at 7:25 AM Rating: Good
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I can't recall any Micheal Bolton commercials that embedded themselves in my recent memory.
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#16 Dec 30 2013 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I know exactly what he's talking about. Honda commercials featuring Michael Bolton. There's 2 or 3. They are very annoying.
#17 Dec 30 2013 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
We had been paying ~$70.00/month to Dish Direct for all their regular programming + HBO. After the bartering session we ended at $22.00/month for all their regular programming +HBO +Showtime. We got the first bill last week that confirmed things (we were skeptical up to that point).
You sure that isn't just an introductory rate and isn't going to be jacked up in three months?
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#18 Dec 30 2013 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
We had been paying ~$70.00/month to Dish Direct for all their regular programming + HBO. After the bartering session we ended at $22.00/month for all their regular programming +HBO +Showtime. We got the first bill last week that confirmed things (we were skeptical up to that point).
You sure that isn't just an introductory rate and isn't going to be jacked up in three months?

Charter locks you in at 12 and 24 month intervals in my experience. And by talking with them you can always get more for less. The only people that ever pay full price are the ones that just accept the bill for what it is and pay without questioning.
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#19 Dec 30 2013 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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I know exactly what he's talking about. Honda commercials featuring Michael Bolton. There's 2 or 3. They are very annoying.


Those are terrible, the Joe Boxer ones are terrible, and that Hershey kisses one is just annoying.

The best commercials this year were the Kmart gif'ing out ones though. Last year's slow motion ones were really good too. Whoever they have thinking up these commercials is brilliant.
#20 Dec 30 2013 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
I hate those freaking K-Mart commercials. So freaking annoying.
#21 Dec 30 2013 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Torrence wrote:
The best commercials this year were the Kmart gif'ing out ones though. Last year's slow motion ones were really good too. Whoever they have thinking up these commercials is brilliant.


I found those commercials terrible. I enjoyed the AT&T it's not complicated commercials a lot more.
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#22 Dec 30 2013 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
Torrence wrote:
The best commercials this year were the Kmart gif'ing out ones though. Last year's slow motion ones were really good too. Whoever they have thinking up these commercials is brilliant.


I found those commercials terrible. I enjoyed the AT&T it's not complicated commercials a lot more.


Some are cute, some reach a little. The raisins vs grapes kid is probably my favorite of those.
#23 Dec 30 2013 at 9:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Torrence wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Torrence wrote:
The best commercials this year were the Kmart gif'ing out ones though. Last year's slow motion ones were really good too. Whoever they have thinking up these commercials is brilliant.


I found those commercials terrible. I enjoyed the AT&T it's not complicated commercials a lot more.


Some are cute, some reach a little. The raisins vs grapes kid is probably my favorite of those.

My favorite one was "turning into a werewolf" girl.
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