- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- you forgot the beer?!
you forgot the beer?!Follow
7 posts
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/27/22075945-sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-a-ceramic-squirrel
A South Carolina woman was held on a domestic abuse charge for allegedly stabbing her common-law husband with a decorative ceramic squirrel when he came home late on Christmas Eve without any beer.
He deserved it. Send his *** back to the kitchen.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I almost reported this as a spam post.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
lolgaxe wrote:
He deserved it. Send his *** back to the kitchen.
According to the report he was in the kitchen. Maybe he should have gave the sandwich to her.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Maybe he shouldn't have been messing with her ceramic squirrel collection.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Quote:
The condition of the squirrel wasn't reported.
Nobody thinks of the squirrels...
He'd have been okay if he had his own ceramic squirrel.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
He'd have been okay if he had his own ceramic squirrel.
Failed the background check.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
If you take away our squirrels, only criminals will have squirrels.
Just as Planned.
Just outlaw all of the nuts.
7 posts
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I almost reported this as a spam post.
"cause I don't feel the need to post 500 times a day? don't worry. I won't again.
elryche wrote:
A South Carolina woman was held on a domestic abuse charge for allegedly stabbing her common-law husband with a decorative ceramic squirrel when he came home late on Christmas Eve without any beer.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
elryche wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I almost reported this as a spam post.
"cause I don't feel the need to post 500 times a day? don't worry. I won't again.
No, because your OP was listed in the middle of a bunch of real spam posts with nothing but a link and a two line comment after it. It wouldn't be the first time a spammer created a bunch of decoy posts before posting the actual spam.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
elryche wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I almost reported this as a spam post.
"cause I don't feel the need to post 500 times a day? don't worry. I won't again.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
elryche wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I almost reported this as a spam post.
"cause I don't feel the need to post 500 times a day? don't worry. I won't again.
Wow this is all it takes now? Someone farts and someone else across the room gets asked about the gaseous stench so they storm out with their pants dropped down to their ankles?
I could understand the old assylum but today?
This has almost happened to me on several occasions. Okay, maybe not with a ceramic squirrel, but my wife is very serious about her drinking.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
MentalFrog wrote:
elryche wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I almost reported this as a spam post.
"cause I don't feel the need to post 500 times a day? don't worry. I won't again.
Wow this is all it takes now? Someone farts and someone else across the room gets asked about the gaseous stench so they storm out with their pants dropped down to their ankles?
I could understand the old assylum but today?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
elryche wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I almost reported this as a spam post.
"cause I don't feel the need to post 500 times a day? don't worry. I won't again.
Wow this is all it takes now? Someone farts and someone else across the room gets asked about the gaseous stench so they storm out with their pants dropped down to their ankles?
I could understand the old assylum but today?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
MentalFrog wrote:
elryche wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I almost reported this as a spam post.
"cause I don't feel the need to post 500 times a day? don't worry. I won't again.
Wow this is all it takes now? Someone farts and someone else across the room gets asked about the gaseous stench so they storm out with their pants dropped down to their ankles?
I could understand the old assylum but today?
It's the placebo effect brought on simply by posting in the bigbad forth forum.
Working as intended apparently.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Better hide all the ceramic squirrels.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I wonder if Koa's 3-D printer can print ceramic squirrels?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Actually, yes. Though it does require a modification to the extruder assembly, and the model does need to be fired afterwards. This one is about the same size as my 3d printer chassis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trdz4YDbdsw
This one is probably the way to go if you wanted to make large scale clay items. It's considerably bigger than my printer, but also much slower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2TOrakJDpU the clay pump and delivery system though is much better than the syrenge plunger based models.
You can print out the smaller variant using these files: http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:20733 It will also print chocolate or wax. Wax being useful for lost wax casting amongst other things. Although you can also do that with PLA plastic.
This one is probably the way to go if you wanted to make large scale clay items. It's considerably bigger than my printer, but also much slower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2TOrakJDpU the clay pump and delivery system though is much better than the syrenge plunger based models.
You can print out the smaller variant using these files: http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:20733 It will also print chocolate or wax. Wax being useful for lost wax casting amongst other things. Although you can also do that with PLA plastic.
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
It will also print chocolate or wax.
You just know that if you make chocolate squirrels someone is going to bite the heads off.
Do I win the forum tonight? Maybe.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Do I win the forum tonight? Maybe.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Demea wrote:
Do I win the forum tonight? Maybe.
Around here, that's considered a win.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Recent Visitors: 376
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (376)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- you forgot the beer?!
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC