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#1 Jan 02 2014 at 7:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Jan 02 2014 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Got it, I won't watch it then.
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#4 Jan 02 2014 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm assuming someone broke his leg and his horse shot him so he wouldn't suffer.

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That's his retirement move. At least a couple years recovery, he'll be too old by then.
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You'd lose entertainment value if you let them use guns in a cage match.

Spaghetti limbs; It reminds me when Joe Theisman broke his ankle. That was before internets, but the clip was still played over and over and over.
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#7 Jan 03 2014 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
You'd lose entertainment value if you let them use guns in a cage match.
I disagree. Nascar is more interesting because there's always the chance the cars will crash and explode taking out people. So put a Remington Golden Saber or some other pocket pistol on a chain about six feet in the air along with the normal MMA fights and it'd be a ton more interesting.

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#8 Jan 04 2014 at 2:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
You'd lose entertainment value if you let them use guns in a cage match.
I disagree. Nascar is more interesting because there's always the chance the cars will crash and explode taking out people. So put a Remington Golden Saber or some other pocket pistol on a chain about six feet in the air along with the normal MMA fights and it'd be a ton more interesting.

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#10 Jan 04 2014 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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Anderson Silva kicking Chris Weidman's leg and breaking his own pretty grotesquely. Kind of like wrapping string around a pencil.
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So put a Remington Golden Saber or some other pocket pistol on a chain about six feet in the air along with the normal MMA fights and it'd be a ton more interesting.


Giving the crowd water balloons filled with mild irritants would be far more interesting. White vinegar, say. Gunfights are incredibly boring and most last about 9 seconds.
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Surely it takes longer than that to bleed out, even from a sucking chest wound?
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Surely it takes longer than that to bleed out, even from a sucking chest wound?


At that point, it's not much of a fight.
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Surely it takes longer than that to bleed out, even from a sucking chest wound?


At that point, it's not much of a fight.



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#15 Jan 07 2014 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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Gunfights are incredibly boring and most last about 9 seconds.
Two or more guns, maybe. One gun, one round, slightly out of reach and two people who don't want to get shot? Slightly more interesting, though irritants and audience participation would be amusing, too. Maybe mix the two together.
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Timelordwho wrote:
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Surely it takes longer than that to bleed out, even from a sucking chest wound?


At that point, it's not much of a fight.
Maybe it could be like a race. We could see who bleeds out faster and give them some kind of prize?
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someproteinguy wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Surely it takes longer than that to bleed out, even from a sucking chest wound?


At that point, it's not much of a fight.
Maybe it could be like a race. We could see who bleeds out faster and give them some kind of prize?

First one to four liters gets the gun, so they can put themself out of their misery!
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Giving the crowd water balloons filled with mild irritants would be far more interesting. White vinegar, say.

Getting white vinegar without fish and chips would be pretty irritating.
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Demoncard wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Giving the crowd water balloons filled with mild irritants would be far more interesting. White vinegar, say.

Getting white vinegar without fish and chips would be pretty irritating.
Maybe the winner could get some.
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