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#27 Jan 16 2014 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
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What do you mean "you people"?

Damn, I meant "folks" I need to work on that. Actually though, we currently have one car, a few years old Carola. I forget what we paid for it. Probably like $15k. We keep almost buying a new car, but never actually get around to it. I have to say, while a little small when all 4 of us go on a journey, that happens rarely enough that it's such a well executed example of "car." that's it's hard to bother getting a new one.


Wait! You own a Corolla and call me out on being a victim of marketing for my car purchase? I distinctly recall you saying "I wouldn't get caught dead driving that" when I said I bought a G8. You drop your standards all the sudden?
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#28 Jan 17 2014 at 3:55 AM Rating: Good
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I bought a G8.


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The Pontiac G8 is a rear-wheel drive sedan


Aside from virtually never having to drive in ice/snow where you live, why did you go for a RWD car? Just curious.
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#29 Jan 17 2014 at 6:38 AM Rating: Good
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Wait! You own a Corolla and call me out on being a victim of marketing for my car purchase? I distinctly recall you saying "I wouldn't get caught dead driving that" when I said I bought a G8. You drop your standards all the sudden?

I didn't. My values for a car are reliability and resale value. We probably paid $15k in 2010. Could sell it tomorrow for $11-$12k. Not sure where the marketing part comes in, I mean aside from resale value, but that's sort of beyond my control. A Pontiac Vibe shouldn't have 45% of the resale value of the near identical Toyota Matrix of the same model year, but it does. No amount of me explaining that they're close to the same to someone is going to make them pay double for a Vibe in three years. Some people never resell a car and don't have to consider resale. I do. I don't drive 5 year old+ cars. I also don't buy used. My risk tolerance in regards to cars is pretty low. They're a utilitarian thing for me at this point, they need to carry my people and things from place to place, I want them to basically never fail and to return most of their initial cost when I sell them. If that's a $45k car returning $30k or a $15k car returning $10, that's not terribly relevant to me.

I wouldn't buy a G8 because the resale value is comically bad and they break down all the time. Also not the sort of car I enjoy driving, but assuming it was, those two factors would still be dealbreakers. I'm sure you bought it used, because you're you and would have paid too much for a used car assuming you'd found "a good one". I'm sure the seller saw you coming miles away and still has a warm feeling thinking about it. Also, since you'll lie regardless, I'm sure you haven't had any mechanical issues driving one of the least reliable cars manufactured in the last 20 years.

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#30 Jan 17 2014 at 6:50 AM Rating: Good
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Better handling (oh wait, it's American so nevermind that), they can be more powerful as the front wheels can't handle more than about 250hp alongside the steering, more and it just turns into an understeering monstrosity.

That said it's an Australian designed car rather than American so maybe it has some 21st century technology and it might just handle well.


Edit: I was too slow, and if you want reliability you really can't do much better than a Toyota. They make entirely uninteresting cars but they're impossible to break, my sister had an accident in my dad's old Toyota van, drove it straight through a lamp post and aside from the broken window and V shape in the hood and roof it was unharmed and mechanically still working flawlessly.

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#31 Jan 17 2014 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
Reliability/durability is the reason I'm driving the Honda.

17 years for its first major mechanical repair is actually a pretty darn good track record. I mean, even the paint wore out first. And despite having a dead exhaust system, it's still driving.
#32 Jan 17 2014 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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My most recent car purchase was made on ease of entry and egress, passenger space, cost and mileage.

Also the Hippiness of the Kia Soul was a huge selling point for me. I jacked it up by hanging my glass peace sign from the rear view mirror.
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I've had 3 new Toyotas over the last 3.5 years and I'm not terribly impressed with their reliability. 2 have had issues within the first 6 months. The first one I bought was not starting in the rain consistently and they never did get it fixed before I traded it in on the other 2.
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We had our corolla for 7(?) years, and the only problem we ever had was the light on the little digital clock getting dim.
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I've had 3 new Toyotas over the last 3.5 years and I'm not terribly impressed with their reliability. 2 have had issues within the first 6 months. The first one I bought was not starting in the rain consistently and they never did get it fixed before I traded it in on the other 2.

Fuck your meaningless anecdotes. No, seriously, though I would never assume "Toyotas" are more reliable. I'm sure some of them aren't. The mini vans have a reputation for breaking a lot. Corollas seem fairly bulletproof in reputation and statistical repair history.
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#36 Jan 17 2014 at 7:51 PM Rating: Default
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I didn't. My values for a car are reliability and resale value. We probably paid $15k in 2010. Could sell it tomorrow for $11-$12k.


More like $9k. If in "very good" condition (not sure which particular trim you have, but with a $15k price tag new I'm assuming a base model 4d sedan here). That's the price to a private seller. Dealerships will sell it used for more, but obviously wont buy it from you for anywhere near that. But let's just eyeball it and say that it's depreciated by 1/3rd of its initial value since you purchased it in 1010.

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I wouldn't buy a G8 because the resale value is comically bad and they break down all the time.


Not sure where you get either of these ideas. I purchased my G8 GT for about $28k in 2010. Current sale price for my car is about $20k. So it's depreciated by less relative value than your corolla. Breaking down? It's been in the shop exactly once since I purchased it.

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Also not the sort of car I enjoy driving, but assuming it was, those two factors would still be dealbreakers.


Given that neither factor is true, then for someone like me who does enjoy driving a car with one of the roomiest cabins in its class, perfect back to front weight distribution (50/50), nearly perfect right to left distribution (51/49, and that's because it was designed in Australia and assumes a driver in the right seat rather than the left), best acceleration among similarly priced performance sedans in its year, best breaking among the same group, best handling among that same group. And lowest price among that same group. There's a reason why every review of large sedans under $40k in 2009 said "buy this car". It's one of the best bang for the buck vehicles produced in the last 20 years.

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I'm sure you bought it used, because you're you and would have paid too much for a used car assuming you'd found "a good one". I'm sure the seller saw you coming miles away and still has a warm feeling thinking about it.


Yeah. I'm sure I did get taken advantage of. Want to know why? Because these things were so much in demand that sellers knew they could hold firm on their sticker price, and if the guy in front of them didn't buy it, the guy in the lobby right behind him would. It was that good of a deal even at sticker price, and they knew it. I literally had to wait about 4 months, checking online regularly before I could find one for sale anywhere within 100 miles. So yeah. Bit of a sellers market.

But the car is seriously more than worth it.

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Also, since you'll lie regardless, I'm sure you haven't had any mechanical issues driving one of the least reliable cars manufactured in the last 20 years.


Nope. I wont. I've had to take the car into the shop one time. And again, "least reliable"? How do you figure. I mean, it's got an average 4.695/5 customer review rating at Edmunds. Gee. You're right. I read review after review of people complaining about all the terrible problems they've had with their G8s.

At least my car doesn't have problems with the damn breaks or anything. And your 2010 corolla? 4.118/5 customer review rating (that's lower btw, just in case you're math challenged today). I get the whole "buy a cheap/affordable car" bit, but I intentionally choose to spend more on a better car. Again, it's about bang for buck, right?
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#37 Jan 17 2014 at 8:18 PM Rating: Good
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I spent ~2k on a 04' Hyundai Santa Fe a while back. I figure I can just buy another car if any serious issues occur and I'm still ahead on you're depreciated valuations. Of course, I'd be happy to sell it in a few years and get something newer too. I don't drive enough to really justify buying new until a nice self driving electric is on the market.
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http://www.kbb.com/pontiac/g8/2009-pontiac-g8/gt-sedan-4d/?pricetype=private-party&vehicleid=227015&intent=trade-in-sell&mileage=55000

So, $18k.

http://www.kbb.com/toyota/corolla/2010-toyota-corolla/le-sedan-4d/?pricetype=private-party&vehicleid=261638&intent=trade-in-sell&mileage=49500&options=4445396%7ctrue%7c4445395%7ctrue%7c2930044%7ctrue&anchor=true

Annd... $10k

We actually paid $14,200, I just checked. That's what we actually paid before taxes including all fees and that sort of thing. Car's probably in what would qualify as "excellent" condition, and the reality is 95% we could sell it on Craigslist for $11k in about two hours. That aside, let's work with $15k and $10k. Depreciates a third.

$28k and $18k...more than a third. Wah wah wah. More than a third. Add in the awesome 18 MPH you're getting and well, I hope it's fun to drive. You're paying for it to be, and not much else. As to reliability, every source has it significantly lower than our car, most have the g8 "below average." Awesome that it has good user reviews, though, I mean nothing's more useful than a self selecting internet poll.
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I spent ~2k on a 04' Hyundai Santa Fe a while back. I figure I can just buy another car if any serious issues occur and I'm still ahead on you're depreciated valuations

Oh you definitely are, I just don't have the risk tolerance for the increased likely-hood of a catastrophic (in terms of the car stopping working suddenly) mechanical problem. I really never have, but particularly now with an infant in the car most of the time.
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Lol. Um... Ok. So you car has retained 66.6% of its original value, and mine has retained only 64.2%. You're right then! I guess that's the difference between great and, what did you call it? "Comically bad"? Bit of a stretch, huh?

And yeah, I'm reasonably sure my car is approximately 348% more fun to drive than yours. It's certainly more comfortable to drive and ride in.
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Lol. Um... Ok. So you car has retained 66.6% of its original value, and mine has retained only 64.2%.

Hard to say, really. I could find a buyer for mine basically immediately. The market for yours is substantially smaller, I'm not convinced you can get the estimated value for it, but whatever.


You're right then! I guess that's the difference between great and, what did you call it? "Comically bad"? Bit of a stretch, huh?

Yeah, I guess. It's definitely held value better than I would have guessed, I'll grant you that.

And yeah, I'm reasonably sure my car is approximately 348% more fun to drive than yours. It's certainly more comfortable to drive and ride in.

Doubt it on all counts. Probably better to tote 4 adults around in, other than that, it's too big, too loud, and excels at things I don't care about particularly. I've owned lots of fun to drive cars, yours is sort of a odd middle ground of not enough performance for that part to be fun and then also ****** gas mileage and design. I could see the case for buying an M5 or whatever, and I can see why YOU would buy a G8. I can't see why I would.
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I spent ~2k on a 04' Hyundai Santa Fe a while back. I figure I can just buy another car if any serious issues occur and I'm still ahead on you're depreciated valuations

Oh you definitely are, I just don't have the risk tolerance for the increased likely-hood of a catastrophic (in terms of the car stopping working suddenly) mechanical problem. I really never have, but particularly now with an infant in the car most of the time.


Sure, but you'd only find that in poorly maintained cars, or cars ~15+ years old. I personally don't want to be in a collision or cato regardless of whether or not I have passengers, and/or young children on board. But hey, that's a psych thing, and that's junk science. But again, I do likely do less mileage and that skews the risk calculations. I do like the additional visibility on the vehicle, vastly superior to the (much nicer) eclipse I was looking at. I'm sure that would have been more fun to drive, but...

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It's "brakes", gbaji, not "breaks".

Normaly I'm no pedant, but this struck me as funny considering you were talking about reliability.
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I spent ~2k on a 04' Hyundai Santa Fe a while back. I figure I can just buy another car if any serious issues occur and I'm still ahead on you're depreciated valuations

Oh you definitely are, I just don't have the risk tolerance for the increased likely-hood of a catastrophic (in terms of the car stopping working suddenly) mechanical problem. I really never have, but particularly now with an infant in the car most of the time.

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I figure that, with an heir for the Jophiel estate, I can afford to take more chances. I understood this wasn't an option when smash was saddled with only a girl child but now that there's a male to take the reins, it's time to start living it up.
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#46 Jan 20 2014 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's "brakes", gbaji, not "breaks".

Normaly I'm no pedant, but this struck me as funny considering you were talking about reliability.


He also said Smash bought his car in 1010. I guess he has a Tardis? Smiley: wink
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Hey. I'm not immune to the typo.
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#48 Jan 20 2014 at 7:15 PM Rating: Good
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Hey. I'm not immune to the typo.


No one is. Smiley: smile
#49 Jan 21 2014 at 7:49 AM Rating: Excellent
Car got repaired yesterday and is quiet and no longer spewing toxic fumes. Smiley: yippee $673 for that.
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It's "brakes", gbaji, not "breaks".

Normaly I'm no pedant, but this struck me as funny considering you were talking about reliability.


He also said Smash bought his car in 1010. I guess he has a Tardis? Smiley: wink
..or the Fred Flintstone make/model.
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